It was tough, without a buff,
To fight moon lord, yeah its true.
What did I do? Why did I do?
Was it really necessary to call my doom.
But its too late now, I can't believe, wow,
That I had started the process just a few hours from now.
I had defeated golem and was returning home,
When I saw some light, bright in the night.
Tired and wounded I thought it be to wise,
To sleep in my bed until sun rise.
With the sun shining bright, I ran towards the light,
Which was coming from the dungeon, I think I was right.
Making my way through the antlion pits,
Reaching the dungeon did I see what all it is.
Four hooded figures were standing there, as if waiting for me,
Two kept on chanting something while the other two kept their eyes on me.
I wondered what this all was and what was about the sigil,
Which depicted a creature with eyes and tentacles that had a slight wriggle.
I talked to them, I danced to them, I even tried shaking my hands bare,
But all that I got was some chanting and some evil stares.
I thought they were mad or old little hags,
So having had enough I gave them a few slash.
They died in one hit and turned into dust,
And out of the dust cometh a creature burst,
It too was a hooded figure but much larger and older,
But with a large beak between his both shoulders.
"The Ancient Cultist am I, don't worry its not a dream,
And the end of thee will be brought upon by me."
It was tough, without a buff,
But I defeated him anyway as I was rough.
With the Cultist obliterated, came a strange a voice,
As if someone was telling me now I don't have any choice.
I thought that's the end of all and started returning home,
When suddenly the land turned pink,
And otherworldly creatures spawned in a blink.
"I have never seen this place, or do have I?" I thought,
As the place looked familiar with just some evil brought.
I slashed and gashed right through the creatures,
When I saw a pillar within my reaches.
It was pink too like the others do,
But had a barrier around with breaches two.
I slashed and gashed right through the creatures,
And when I reached the barrier, it broke into pieces.
I made my way so the pillar was near,
And went right through it with my North Pole spear.
It broke and crack and was turned into dust,
With only a few fragments left over just.
Everything became peaceful and normal again,
So I started to my home so that my health could regain.
The return trip was not so good with multiple pillars, oh dear,
Now I saw the mistake of making my home with the ocean near.
The nurse healed me up and I was good as new,
So I searched for more pillars between the corruption two.
There it was, probably the last, upon the jungle it held fast,
It was fiery and bright with meteors falling upon me right,
But I slashed and gashed and it was out of sight.
And we are back again at the beginning,
Waiting for the celestial being.
Everything went black and everything went bright,
And there in front of me was the moon lord in my sight.
I tried slashing and gashing but it sucked the life out of me,
How energetic I had been to see the celestial being,
But now with a final deathray I was nowhere to be seen.
I sat there, looking at my screen,
"You were slain!", was written upon the green.
With a cake in my mouth and a soda can in my hand, I cheered,
"Bravo, Relogic team, you have given me a time dear,
I hope I have made my point loud and clear."
And there, my beloved friends,
Was the end of the poem I promised thee!