stormconure
Duke Fishron
Occasionally, there are things you want to do that you just can't do in Terraria. Like sticking a live bunny on your wall for decoration. Or jamming two weapons together just cuz. Or fixing the Broken Hero Sword. Or taping your friend to a chair. I could go on all day...
Anyway, I have a solution to fix some if not all of these issuses: DUCT TAPE!!! Yes, the thing that holds the universe together, that can be made into working cruize ships, and that can be put on your friend's mouth to make him shut up. The almighty substance that someday will be added to the Periodic Table. You just can't live without duct tape.
So you may be asking, "how do you get it?" Here is how. You need 10 gel, 5 silk, 1 wood, and some Holy Plastic. To get holy plastic, you will need a dirt block, a wood block, and purification powder. Because duct tape is completely pure. Craft the holy plastic with the other materials to get one perfect roll of duct tape!
Now you may be asking, "what does it do?" Stupid question. Duct tape can do anything. You can use it to tape critters to background walls, because you're too lazy to make a terrarium. You can put it on blocks to make them immune to all explosions and require 5 extra hits to mine with a pickaxe. You can put it on players and mobs to slow them and inflict Silenced on players. And the best part is, it has infinite uses. Because duct tape is just that awesome.
But that's not the end of its abilities. You can craft it with a Broken Hero Sword and 5 wood to make the Ultimate Sword of Duct Tape, a repaired Broken Hero Sword that deals 45 melee damage.
Thanks to Tetrahedron for the sprite!
It has average speed and knockback. But even though it isn't that good, it's still awesome to have a sword with DUCT TAPE ON IT!!! OH YEAH!
Crafting a single roll of duct tape at a crafting table has many outcomes. You can make 50 Duct Tape Ninja Stars, shurikens that do 30 damage and slow down enemies. Or you can make 100 duct tape bullets. These can be shot from any gun and deal 10 base damage as well as the slowing effect. You can also make a Duct Tape Wallet, which can store up to 10 of each coin while in your inventory, and when you die you don't lose these coins (softcore player). Or a Duct Tape Hat, a vanity item that looks freaking amazing.
Is this a joke item? That's for you to decide...
So what do you think? Best idea ever?
Anyway, I have a solution to fix some if not all of these issuses: DUCT TAPE!!! Yes, the thing that holds the universe together, that can be made into working cruize ships, and that can be put on your friend's mouth to make him shut up. The almighty substance that someday will be added to the Periodic Table. You just can't live without duct tape.
So you may be asking, "how do you get it?" Here is how. You need 10 gel, 5 silk, 1 wood, and some Holy Plastic. To get holy plastic, you will need a dirt block, a wood block, and purification powder. Because duct tape is completely pure. Craft the holy plastic with the other materials to get one perfect roll of duct tape!
Now you may be asking, "what does it do?" Stupid question. Duct tape can do anything. You can use it to tape critters to background walls, because you're too lazy to make a terrarium. You can put it on blocks to make them immune to all explosions and require 5 extra hits to mine with a pickaxe. You can put it on players and mobs to slow them and inflict Silenced on players. And the best part is, it has infinite uses. Because duct tape is just that awesome.
But that's not the end of its abilities. You can craft it with a Broken Hero Sword and 5 wood to make the Ultimate Sword of Duct Tape, a repaired Broken Hero Sword that deals 45 melee damage.
It has average speed and knockback. But even though it isn't that good, it's still awesome to have a sword with DUCT TAPE ON IT!!! OH YEAH!
Crafting a single roll of duct tape at a crafting table has many outcomes. You can make 50 Duct Tape Ninja Stars, shurikens that do 30 damage and slow down enemies. Or you can make 100 duct tape bullets. These can be shot from any gun and deal 10 base damage as well as the slowing effect. You can also make a Duct Tape Wallet, which can store up to 10 of each coin while in your inventory, and when you die you don't lose these coins (softcore player). Or a Duct Tape Hat, a vanity item that looks freaking amazing.
Is this a joke item? That's for you to decide...
So what do you think? Best idea ever?
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