Terraria Bad Ideas

:pumpking::pumpking:If you kill every type of enemy at least once, sans will come and kill you OVER AND OVER AGAIN. If you manage to defeat him then the world turns to Bad Time Mode which is basically a late game hardmode but EXTREMELY difficult. Now imagine that on expert mode!
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Zaj said:
All things from this thread are added to the game.

THIS MEANS THAT:
An unimaginable amount of moon lords and other bosses spawn, one-shoting you. Your terraria files are deleted and your computer explodes, multiple times. Various medusa-themed enemis spawn, effectively stoning you for infinity. Various developers hunt you down and kill you. Both good and bad sounds and songs start playing, many of which cannot be muted. A multitude of other things happen, but I don't have time to write them down.
Although, none of this matters because the game is a still image of various things.

Result: Ragequit level is over 9000
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Umm... please don't!:eek:
 
9.0.0.1: the Random Stuff Update

-added the Mayan Army, whihc is summoned after killing Cinderblock from Teen Titans (the Lihzahrd Golem is a similar alternative) by killing Gizmo (Teen Titans version of the Cultist)
-the Moon Lord is replaced with the Mayan Sun God (which destroys the Internet when you are defeated, teleporting you to the Stone Age)
-fixed a bug that turned "El Terrado" to "Terraria"
-the WoF is now Trigon from Teen Titans (with a similar A.I to the Moon Lord)
-the guide and other NPC's speak Mayan languages
-added Mayan Clocks (replacing regular clocks), which teleports you and your PC/mobile/console into the middle of the Sun after the clock runs away (if you are in day 365 of the game world)
-Dr. Arthur Light replaces the Martian Saucer boss
-Dark Mages are replaced by Agahnim from Zelda, with OVER 9000 DMG (goodbye Eternia Crystal)
-Fortnite's Ninja is trapped in King Slime, which is now Astrageldon Slime a hardmode boss (which deals more dmg than the guardian of the dungeon Post-Moon Lord) from the Calamity Mod
-D.va Winston from Overwatch will replace Granite Golems and Medusa are replaced by Pharah
-Medusas have 1337 health and INFINITY DAMAGE
-The Twins' Spaz will infinitely breath cursed flamethrower at you dealing 9001 Dmg ignoring any armour/damage reducer (like Frozen Shells), retina lasers behave like the Last Prism
-EoC will endlessly charge in second form, delaing 666x the damage
-Lucifer replaces Skeletron and Demonic Guradians replace Dungeon Guardians, both having 666x stats
-fixed bug that made all bugs fixed
-Plantera music is now Ganondorf's theme from Zelda: Ocarina of Time
 
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Th3K1ll3rOfSk3l3tron said:
9.0.0.1: the Random Stuff Update

-added the Mayan Army, whihc is summoned after killing Cinderblock from Teen Titans (the Lihzahrd Golem is a similar alternative) by killing Gizmo (Teen Titans version of the Cultist)
-the Moon Lord is replaced with the Mayan Sun God (which destroys the Internet when you are defeated, teleporting you to the Stone Age)
-fixed a bug that turned "El Terrado" to "Terraria"
-the WoF is now Trigon from Teen Titans (with a similar A.I to the Moon Lord)
-the guide and other NPC's speak Mayan languages
-added Mayan Clocks, which teleports you and your PC/mobile/console into the middle of the Sun after the clock runs away
-Dr. Arthur Light replaces the Martian Saucer boss
-Dark Mages are replaced by Agahnim from Zelda, with OVER 9000 DMG (goodbye Eternia Crystal)
-Fortnite's Ninja is trapped in King Slime, which is now Astrageldon Slime a hardmode boss (which deals more dmg than the guardian of the dungeon Post-Moon Lord) from the Calamity Mod
-D.va from Overwatch will replace Granite Golems
-Medusas have 1337 health and INFINITY DAMAGE
-The Twins' Spaz will infinitely breath cursed flamethrower at you dealing 9001 Dmg ignoring any armour/damage reducer (like Frozen Shells), retina lasers behave like the Last Prism
-EoC will endlessly charge in second form, delaing 666x the damage
-Lucifer replaces Skeletron and Demonic Guradians replace Dungeon Guardians, both having 666x stats
-fixed bug that made all bugs fixed
-Plantera music is now Ganondorf's theme from Zelda: Ocarina of Time
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Stop this, you're hurting me.
 
during slime rain, every slime is replaced with king slime
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Faerdin said:
Fishing no longer gives cool items. Instead, they drop from True Duke Fishron.

True Duke Fishron has Moon Lords for fins, shoots IceQueennadoes, and is voiced by Mark Hamill.

Also he shoots Rocket VI clusters every half a second. No, that wasn't a typo.
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both of true duke fishrons eyes will be retinizer and spazmatism
 
Th3K1ll3rOfSk3l3tron said:
Update 6.6.6 (the DEVUL UPDARTE)

View attachment 193969 THE DEVUL (gold winged red devil)
Health: 666666 (because this number is HIS NUMBER)
Damage: 666 (inflicting Devul's Cirse which is 66% stronger than Stoned, with defence reduced to zero and taking 66 damage per second)
Defence: 666 (weakness is Broken Copper Shortsword/Broken Wooden Hammer)
Drops: BLEED OF DEVUL, STAFF OF ANTI-LORDE (due to me being religious), DEVULS SHOTBOW, PRUNCE OF DERKNUSS CRYSTOOL (1/666 chance of dropping the items)
his music is "Never say Goodbye" from The Road to El Dorado and in second phase his music will be a Rock-And-Roll version of the Moon Lord music with parts of the Hell, Boss 5, and Plantera themes
BLEED OF DEVUL:
666 melee damage
~666 speed
666% crit

CRYSTOOL OF DEVUL:
666 damage
666 mana
Shoots a BEAM OF VERY PURE DESTRUCTION (get it, pure destruction? It is taken from Lord Yharims Crystal tooltip)

DEVULS SHOTBOW:
666 damage
666% chance not to consume ammo
Shoots Betsy's arrows

PRUNCE OF DERKNUSS STAFF:
666 damage
Summons a Red Devil to fight for you
Also added Ocram Armour and Weapons with 666% increased stats
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The Anti-Lorde Staff should instakill The Lorde form Calamity. Nice sprite too.
 
An event called "unforgettable luncheon"
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Worst update ever :
1. Eye of Cthulhu will spawn Moon Lords instead of Servants of Cthulhu
2. Brain of Cthulhu summon Eye's of Cthulhu instead of Creeper's
3. Deleted Meowmere, Ranged guns (Bows, Minisharks, etc.) and Night's Edge.
 
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