So I asked
@Demon God Ivuul on steam about when he was gonna update, he said 'Do it urslf if ur tht dsprte m8'
So I took his advice
Current Time of Day: Day: 6/9
~~~~Grant Redman (@Mr. Fury)~~~~ [MENTALLY SCARRED] [SIDESHIELD]
Current Location: Ocean: Newer Ravenrock
HP: 220/235 DP: 6 LVL: 23
Party: Walter: 400/400
Party: OHGAWDSworth: 250/250
~~~~And~~~
~~~~Zell (@Creeper da Snek)~~~~
Current Location: Ocean: Newer Ravenrock
HP: 579/628 [CAT SCRATCH] DP: 70 LVL: 17
~~~And~~~
~~~~Jack (@IHATETHISSIGNUP)~~~~
Current Location: Ocean: Newer Ravenrock
HP: 480/520 DP: 199 LVL: 16
Grant tries to get his
slave 'loyal' minion to relieve Enclave Troopers A and B of their weapons. However, Vampire Edgelord Earl comes along and screws that plan over.
Earl:
You aren't the only one with blood powers... I'm going to offer your blood to the blood overlord!
Earl stabs the Enclave 'Minion' with his sacrificial prison shank.
Enclave Minion is now Enraged Blood Overlord!
Earl then slashes Grant's throat open, killing him.
GRANT HAS BEEN SLAIN!
Enraged Blood Overlord uses his godly powers to obliterate Jack, Walter and Zell from existence!
JACK HAS BEEN OBLITERATED.
WALTER HAS BEEN OBLITERATED.
ZELL HAS BEEN OBLITERATED.
The remainder of the party stands no chance and surrenders.
~~~~Aleron (OC) (@tappaja100)~~~~
Current Location: Haven Province: Newer Haven
HP: 300/300 DP: 100 LVL 1
Party: Goresby Purrvis: 500/500
Suddenly the D&G has send 8989 Golden Lynels to attack Newer Haven... Newer Haven is in shambles, and you are very ded.
ALERON IS DED.
~~~ TEAM LOCKHORN~~~
Current Location: The Lost Land: Caves
Team DP: 3293
~~~Happy/Scary (@Xmax360)~~~
HP: 179/200 225/225 LVL 12
&
~~~~Invictus (@Madder)~~~~ [DEMONS ENRAGEMENT [LVL 1]]
HP: 350/370 LVL 4
~~~And~~~
~~~~Ryuga (OC) (@Kazuki)~~~~
Current Location: The Lost Land: Caves
HP: 250/250 DP: 33 LVL 1
Wrath looks at Lemmy like he got something wrong.
Wrath casts Armageddon.
HAPPY & SCARY HAVE BEEN DESTROYED...
RYUGA HAS BEEN DESTROYED!
INVICTUS HAS BEEN SUBJUGATED BY WRATH!
~~~~Catherine (OC) (@SteelSt0rmMaster)~~~~
Current Location: Murkfog Swamp: Maze of Fog
HP: 260/340 DP: 110 LVL 1
You have been seemingly spared of the ramp- oh wait, nevermind... The swamp just got nuked...
CATHERINE GOT NUKED!
~~~~SOAP (OC) (@Sky High)~~~~
Current Location: A dark place...
HP: 250/250 DP: 100 LVL: 1
SOAP winds up censoring their own vision somehow...
The enemy notices you and proceeds to kill you while you are weak.
SOAP IS DED!
~~~~NEWCOMER ALERT~~~~
~~~~Theven (OC) (@TheGuy)~~~~
Current Location: A dark place....
HP: 300/300 DP: 160 LVL 1
The Present was a mimic, and enraged by the fact it just got slashed, eats Theven so that is has the energy to heal.
THEVEN GOT EATEN!
Also,
Special thanks to @Demon God Ivuul for letting me pull this!