Huzbubber Tim
Ice Queen
Chopping down all the trees in the world summons the Lorax, who will continuously grow trees in your world until there is no empty space left, and the trees try to kill you with 9999999999 damage.
I fear no man, but that thing!
Your terraria oc's become npcs
It scares me.I fear no man, but that thing
nice copying the previous joke in this threadin this update YOU CAN SUMMON ANY PLAYER AS A BOSS INCLUDING YOUR OC'S!
health: 100000x your current health
Damage: 9999, ignoring even attack dodging techiques, dmg reducers, and even defences (THAT MEANS, NOT EVEN STEEF'S ULTIMATE TANKING GUIDE CAN BE USED TO KILL THE DIABOLIC PLAYER CLONE!!!)(Also it summons maritans and the Dame Tu Cosita alien [hyper realistic] TO BITE YOUR FACE when it has any Martian Invasion Vanity or Weapon)(when wearing molten armour and/or wielding any prehardmode Hell weapon, it will be immune to fire and inflict fiery dmg)
Defence: 100000x the defence of yours (with the same statuses of your armour)
Drops: Dame Tu Cosita staff (if the clone has martian armour and/or weapons), Cloud Strife's Blade (if it wore the breaker sword, yellow dyed lamia hair, black dyed archaeologist clothes, and when named "Cloud Strife" or simply "Cloud"), True Terra Blade (if it wears solar armour dyed on green flames, has a terra blade, and even a greenflame ankh shield), the astral Exclaibur (drops when the clone wears hallow armour, ankh shield, excalibur, and named after either Astral's forum name or his OC's name).Dame Tu Cosita's staff:
666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 summoner dmg
Summons DAME TU COSITA TO KILL EVERYONE USING ITS MOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud Strife's Sword:
Deal Over 9000 googol!!!! Damage
BIGGEST SWORD EVER, AS BIG AS A SMALL WORLD SIZE!!!!!
The speed is unforunately slower than even a magic mirror, taikng around 63635244252 frames to swing!!!!!!!!
True Terra Blade:
'the infamous suggestion weapon'
Does 3625373745241426457_6"473273 damage
Swings over 10000 terra beams, night beams, and light beams, crashing your game.
Size: as big as the breaker sword
Speed: OVER 9000! (infernally slow)
Astral Exclaibur:
Does 61425373442528336 dmg
Summons light beams and shooting stars of the Star Fury
Has insanely fast (1) speed
Terraria - The Best Update Ever Update
- Crates now cost real money.
The crates unfortunately cost more than the Steam Wallet is able to hold.Mind if i use Steam Wallet Funds for that?
The crates unfortunately cost more than the Steam Wallet is able to hold.
It costs roughly $395792875298 trillion for one.
Sorry for the inconvenience!
- WeAreUnderpriced Support Team