Terraria Bad Ideas

Extra hard mode. All enemy projectiles are homing and won't disappear till it hits you. Activated by yelling NOOBIE at your monitor
 
3.3.1.0 (ONBRIKABUL Update)

-Cellphones and PDA's are vulnerable (to falling, lava, water, enemy atks...) when dropped (unless you have a case, made of 5 marble/glass/granite/clay/...).
-Added The Onbrikabul, a phone invulnerable to fall/enemy/hammers/... damage (but not fire [Normal fire makes it explode dealing 10^600 dmg and breaking a 1000x1000 circle, Cursed Inferno does the same as normal fire except dealing Cursed Inferno damage, Frostburns destroy it without explosions, Shadowflames make the same effects as fire but shadowflaming everybody], ichor [makes it weak], lava, water and lasers) when thrown and fully assembled (dealing around 10^6000 dmg and capable of even breaking blocks and destroying True Eyes of Cthulhu) (the motherboard is made of 5 wires, 1 glass block for the screen, 5 lihzahrd bricks, 16 pearlstone for the buttons, and 1 Golden/Platinum watch at a tinkerer's workshop, only usable when fully assembled)(covers are made of 5 Solar Tablet Fragments and colourants)(the handset is a Nokia 3310).
-Cremsun Rid: 5 Adamantite Bars.
-Taytanyom Grai: 5 Titanium Bars.
-Dasirt Yalo: 1 Forbidden Fragment.
-Obsediyan Blak: 25 Obsidian
-The cellphone item (not the Onbrikabul) is now a fragile iPhone.
-When you say Fortnite, even when it is altered, a homing unavoidable Onbrikabul barrage with DG's will set the difficulty into Hardcore and kill you.
-Added Sans, having infinite stats (beaten only with Onbrikabul) and killing you with its Undertale atks and trapping you within a 50x50 hole surrounded with 1000 layers of unbreakable blocks.
-Potion Sickness is now unlimited and applied on every potion.
 
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As a World of Warships player, I can attest that the "poi" chat spam is still going.
Wait, seriously? I thought it would've died by now!

Also, bad idea: drinking one potion of any time instantly gives the debuff Disgusted, which prevents the player from consuming any food or potions of any kind until the debuff ends, on account of most potions being really gross. It also applies an additional effect based on the potion.
Ironskin: literal iron ore chunks float in the drink, meaning that the player gains Weighed Down, which reduces movement speed by 5%.
Obsidian Skin: the sharp obsidian pieces cut your throat. It grants Bleeding.
Battle: inflicts Cursed Flames and Terraria Overhaul's Autumn Evil debuff.
Crate: Are impossible to drink. One does not simply drink frozen tree sap and expect it to go down.
etc.
 
Added mod support!

However, there is only one mod available. It is just a mod that makes the game so hard that it is virtually impossible to play.
 
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Added mod support!

However, there is only one mod available. It is just a mod that makes the game so hard that it is virtually impossible to play.
This mod is also impossible to disable, and if one found a way to get to the menu, it's covered in buttons, all the same color, size, and shape, that are all labelled in Celtic.
 
Added a new event to the game, also known as Clickbait Invasion!

However, this event is only available after defeating Duke Fishron.
 
Wait, seriously? I thought it would've died by now!

Also, bad idea: drinking one potion of any time instantly gives the debuff Disgusted, which prevents the player from consuming any food or potions of any kind until the debuff ends, on account of most potions being really gross. It also applies an additional effect based on the potion.
Ironskin: literal iron ore chunks float in the drink, meaning that the player gains Weighed Down, which reduces movement speed by 5%.
Obsidian Skin: the sharp obsidian pieces cut your throat. It grants Bleeding.
Battle: inflicts Cursed Flames and Terraria Overhaul's Autumn Evil debuff.
Crate: Are impossible to drink. One does not simply drink frozen tree sap and expect it to go down.
etc.
It's been going since the game was in beta and it's not stopping now.

Also, what if every now and then settlements located on the ocean biome got raided by pirates and you had to get over there before all the npc's got killed?
 
1. Cancelling Terraria: Otherworld (wait...)

2. Teaching a new player how to kill moon lord 1 tick...

3. creating the Dogbark (the inverse of the meowmere that insta heals enemies)

4. This stick (received from breaking 1 tree that does 1 damage but you then get blindess because you poked your self in the eye)

5. Making the portal gun more realistic by teleporting lava!

6. Not making a meowmere Smilie:p

7. creating a numbered list

8. Replacing the starting copper shortsword with a Terra Blade

9. Reading this list much longer

10. Having a true ultimate boss that's a combo of littterally every other boss

11. A event where only bosses spawn instead of enemies. (so basically fighting almost all bosses in the game at once)
 
More things to kill you update:
-added feature: heart attack: player and NPCs can randomly die.
-added feature: brain aneurysm: literally the same thing as heart attack
-added feature: heat stroke: same thing, but only in hell and desert
 
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