"That's intended for super-dreamers. I don't think a Sackperson could use it." I back away from the boots to avoid getting accidentally kicked in the face (that has happened to me with Bubby).
"I was thinking more get another pair of lightning boots and shrink them to Bori's shoe size (-16 according to dreamers, or 8 according to Sackpeople) so she can wear them, and besides Borealis knows a spell that makes her larger, but it's temporary, costs literally every ounce of creativity and mana in her body, and also temporarily costs her humanity and sentience. Gives her claws, a tail, deadly venom, a cross between Bubby's wings and the wings of a Black Marrow Dragon, and this terrifying aura. We like to call the spell 'Chaos Form.' It's more of a battle mode anyway."
"You don't want to see me in chaos form. It's even more terrifying than Newton here can explain it. Crimson eyes, and I don't mean the color. Also, my tears become Ichor, and I begin to constantly and uncontrollably cry. The stuffing inside my body becomes highly acidic, so that anyone else who touches it besides me evaporates. Oh, and my armor becomes spiked to the point that your hand would burst open instantly if you touched it. Which would mean bleeding out."