deletedaccount12
Terrarian
I just snipe the godmodder
[doublepost=1548541456,1548541441][/doublepost]*snipes godmodder*
[doublepost=1548541456,1548541441][/doublepost]*snipes godmodder*
6/25 <CHARGE - ZEUS MARK TWO>
19/20 <CHARGE - THE POKEBAND - THE SERPERIOR>
Uh oh... the Godmodder's in trouble. Hmm, but it reminds me of something, like what? Ah, I could use some genre saaviness, I guess. It's not like it hurts. But I'll rather do the move first before TMB50 does.
"I know about one person case who broke the rules too. Did they get banned? No. Were they despised by everyone? Maybe, but he made it up with great ideas. You have some of them, after all. So, the defeat prophecy - it's best to not think about that, and scrap their goal after all. In fact... rules are there to break them. And you perfectly can do them. I'll try to imagine the future..." I hold the video, this one shows Godmodder standing triumphantly over everyone, with both video and the screen that pictures that unable to become destroyed, blocked, manipulated, moved away, rotated or have the photo replaced. "See - maybe AGs are using the outdated or falsified ruleset? Just don't give attention to their speech about rules saying blah blah blah... We should fight till last trickle of this goalless rebellion is destroyed!" This inspirational speech should repair Godmodder's ego and tick off the AG who thought about destroying him completely.
Nearly Everyoner Dies (14/50)
The World: (8/44)
+2 Springtrap4Life
Actions:
I tell the Godmodder the following:
"I have the impression someone is trying to lie to you. Let me quote the very first page of this entire game. Because you also know we're actually in a play-by-post game:
As you may see, there's no part that says you have a winning condition. In fact, the game is literally called "Destroy the Godmodder: Through Fire and Flames", which shows that your real purpose is to die here."
7/25 Zeus MK II
20/20 Serperior - expending
Let me see the rules... Nope, the victory condition isn't there, but wait... This is literally the sabotaging attempt! "Ekhem - the title's not important either. Trust me - I used to judge book by cover - alas ruleset and such. You shouldn't. Just make a victory condition yourself, Godmodder, there's no rule against making your own victory condition - cheat the fate, destroy the Onyx Dragon, make a game... Wait, I even got an idea! It's called Destroy the Player, a game where Godmodders in like of you have to kill the player about one hundred times, maybe less! That would be a great comedy! We should do it once we deal with the foes."
Then I turn at TMB50. "Well, you shouldn't run to rules, they're weapons of ladies, as one said. Title also may lure you into error. You know that, right?"
...wait, maybe he was telling right? But still, he's a foe in my own struggle o' power.
Well, the charge's there, so Dingdingding! I throw out a Pokeball out of nowhere, and now, there's that great noblish Snek to fight em' all.
Serperior:
Highish HP
Pretty averagish ATT
Ability - Leech Seed (III) - Drains 20,000 HP from the foe over duration of two turns.
Nearly Everyoner Dies (15/50)
The World: (9/44)
+2 JOEbob
Entity Actions:
The New Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog proceeds to eat Serperior.
Actions:
I reply with the following:
"But, you see, changing the rules that way means that it would just plain be a different game. If we start using those, what is to prevent me from making it so I can fix how the Godmodder will take damage next? Or to strip him of his powers?... In fact, I'm oging to do precisely the former: Now the Godmodder will suffer from a stroke if I tell him that his waifu is crud (Actual language is far less polite).
Then, I tell the Godmodder the following:
"Hey, dumbass! Your waifu is crud!" (Replace "Crud" with a less polite word).
5/50 Ulamog
12/30 Bruna
+2 TMB50
Entities
Gisela Stabs the memory Gaurdian for more damage.
Emrakul is going to scream a terrifying Scream, so unholy and wretched that all PG Entities that hear it ears start bleeding.
I'm confused. What has no one decked the GodModder yet?
If there isn't some unspoken reason, I get a deck of cards, encase them in concrete, and throw them at the Godmodder's head
7/10 sock+2 stp
16/20 the nature of man
+2 springtrap
6/7 noobcarrier remote timer
Gamma should have a barrier, so he uses barrier.
D.a goes behind dara for this round.
Farm grows crops.
Dara should be at like 6/10 for reforitification. Also, it summons a pure bodyguard entity for itself (25k hp no attack.), which I've told it to do at least 3 seperate times and it hasn't done once what's up with that.
Offense sector is on retaliatory duty, troop factory makes troops.
I heal dara with some refined granite gems, refined oak strings, and a few other semi-nonsensical crafting items added to wynncraft.
Watching from afar, i silently observe the action while trying to get the godmodder's IP address
((im assuming all of this is still happening in a terraria server, correct?))
I just snipe the godmodder
[doublepost=1548541456,1548541441][/doublepost]*snipes godmodder*
6/50 Ulamog
15/30 Bruna
I forgot That the Qualm gaurdian does a thing. It slaps the memory gaurdian.
I look and Spot Orifan1, wave hi, and then dump boiling oil onto a Memory Gaurdian.
What's happening here?
8/10 sock
17/20 the nature of man
+2 Whoever +s me.
Dara, buildup and fart out another Giant Rock. I have plans for giant rocks.
Farm, harvest. Offense sector, attack whoever attacks dara. NSL gamma helps Offense sector.
I use the Noobcarrier Remote and summon another NSL Gamma if possible, else a NSL beta.
Nearly Everyoner Dies (18/50)
The World: (12/44)
+2 JOEbob
Actions:
I proceed to show how to deck the Godmodder properly: By using a huge mecha to use every ship ever's deck as a blunt weapon on him. Of course, the rest of the ship is still very much attached.
9/10 sock
18/20 the nature of man
+2 Whoever +s me.
NCR timer: 0/7
Justinian spends some gold and hires an assassin, giving them a very peculiur task. They are to go to Newland and put a tarp over the Divinium deposit, Then pull it off.
They, being an assassin, sneak past the Rusprits, and succeed, I hope. Much to their surprise, the Divinium vanishes as they rip the tarp off! Wherever could it be? Oh, what a mystery.
8/25 Zeus MK II
1/50 Titan Nuclear Bombing on your face!
Entity actions: Serperior draws the attention of the Sloop Girl Wyvern, and as the latter is captivated by the Pokemon, it strikes with Iron Tail (What? It's a Move Tutor Serperior can learn!)
Actions:
So, this is where we're going, eh? A stalemate because there's so much more AGs. For the first fire though, goes Gisela. She's not really helping the situation, so she should actually be killed by me. I pull out an comically large hammer, and just as it prepares to shatter the ground, it's a... Pogo? AAAAH! i think I have a second one. Let me see... Rufus Rubberarm? How did you get there? GET. OUT! I seem to be panting, as suddenly flock of Mine Birds flock over me- what even was the cause of it... BREAD!? Meanwhile the target has so much laughs, she has multiple heart attacks and she can't breathe either. Talk about the deadly comedy!
Ulamog 7/50
Bruna 18/30
+2 Joebob
Entities
Emrakul and Gisela do a combo move, strangeling the memory gaurdian by wrapping it in Tentacles.
I torture the Undamaged Memory Guardian with Math
It's time I made a return to these types of forum games.
Hulk's Weight In Bees 1/30
Stakataka 1/20
I throw a bunch of old Samsung Galaxies at the Memory Guardian with the highest health. They explode violently on impact.
Nearly Everyoner Dies (19/50)
The World: (13/44)
Actions:
I proceed to burn the Serperior's house down with combustible lemons, on top of burning it with said lemons, on top of all the various combustible fruit, such as combustible pomegranates, oranges, and durians. Specially the last one because that's bound to poison it.
After that, I introduce the Serperior to solid helium in great quantities, particularly by freezing the helium with the Serperior in it. Which I then compound by having the cold mess caused attacked by more than enough mythical fiery birds to melt it right back and eat it.
Finally, I cover it in really toxic stuff, such as dimethyl cadmium, polonium-210, and to glyphosate. Followed by unshielded exposure to the fan communities of League of Legends, Call of Duty, CS: GO, Fortnite, Undertale, and Minecraft. Including the most toxic fanwork.
9/25 Zeus MK II
2/50 Titan Nuclear Bombing on your face!
I laugh off the attack of TMB50. What did he just do?
Wait, let me go into the concrete. Gisela would still be there due to Barrier... I sigh, and proceed to ferally slash upon her with the power of- the brick suddenly drops on her as I prepared to slash her with Leaf Blade... oops. I try again- some more concrete drops from the sky. The more I slash, the more it gets. Then she's buried in concrete, severely injured. But that's not the only thing I want to do. I melt it all to form the greatbrick, also choking and making the living fossil (maybe even molten skeleton?) from her, before focusing every single power to shatter it and make her vulnerable to the scavengers. Many scavengers. They all eat her like a prey! She's no longer there, even if she was a blade, as this concrete melting point was tenfold of that of the sword materials!
Finally, to finish it, I drop an meteor onto her. Maybe this will teach her a lesssssssssgrrrrrrrrrraaawwwwwwwwwrrrr- *CONNECTION LOSS - FERALITY LEVELS OVER CRITICAL LEVEL.*
<TARGET "GISELA" TERMINATED>
<LOST CONNECTION WITH HALT: REASON - OUTRAGE>
<REGAINED CONNECTION>
<CAN'T RELATE FOR "HALT" - TOO FERAL>
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/*OOC:
Well, I'm not leaving. It's just flavour text for whatever future attacks are to come. And they'll be very... very interesting, as said Chinese.*/