RNPG: Random Number Playing Game

PepsiCola3501234567890123 said:
Got rng'd twice, fun.

Let's heal myself, and also spin attack everyone.
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Action 1: Heal (PepsiCola350)
You heal yourself for 152 HP!
PepsiCola350: 502/598 HP

Action 2: Attack (All)
Rolled a 3. (4-1)
Your spin just misses.

stabby stabbo said:
Ahalais attempts the rising into battle once more
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Rolled a 3.
You fail to revive yourself.

Player_Miner said:
I quite literally give Pepsi more time to do his actions, thereby eliminating the disadvantage.
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...What? What is this?

Algot 120 said:
I javelin toss a volcano into Gaston
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Rolled a 3.
As you turn to leave and get a volcano, you bump into an invisible wall that displays the text "YOU CANNOT FLEE THIS FIGHT." in your face when you fall on your back.
 
GoldHero101 said:
I slice into Gaston with Cross Slash.
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Rolled a 2.
A malfunction with the Giant Skell causes you to take 158 damage.
GoldHero101: 471/629 HP

AUTO TURN
(Since Player_Miner didn't make his action clear I'll just Auto him)
Player_Miner casts Eigaon on Gaston.
Rolled a 2.
Player_Miner's magic spontaneously combusts and makes him take 174 damage.
Player_Miner: 520/694 HP

GDog_0 slashes Bandit A.
Rolled a 3.
Bandit A just dodges the sword.

BloodCrawler bites Gaston.
Rolled a 2.
Gaston stomps BloodCrawler as he approaches for 93 damage.
BloodCrawler: 143/373 HP

Murphmario kicks Gaston.
Rolled a 6!!
Murphmario puts on some Rocket Boots and exponentially multiplies its power. He busts out of the cave and slams into Gaston with an explosion. 197 damage! The explosion deals 18 recoil damage.
Gaston: 480/2692 HP (-197 HP)
Murphmario: 323/359 HP (-18 HP)

ForagingSlime tackles Bandit B.
Rolled a 5!
ForagingSlime uses Quick Attack instead. 116 damage!
Bandit B: 884/1602 HP

ENEMY TURN
Gaston used Level Slash!
The attack misses.

Bandit A attacks!
The attack misses.

Bandit B used Chop!
Murphmario took 89 damage!
Murphmario: 234/359 HP

PLAYER TURN
I use Cross Strike on Gaston.
Rolled a 6!!
I unleash a solo All-Out Attack instead. 289 damage! Using an attack that's meant for the entire party to use and not just me makes me take 35 damage.
Gaston: 191/2692 HP (-289 HP)
Idelac: 663/685 HP (-35 HP)

Gaston: 191/2692 HP, 45 EXP
Bandit A: 485/1602 HP, 11 EXP
Bandit B: 884/1602 HP, 11 EXP

The Order of the Stone
Idelac: LV 11 (84/105) 663/698 HP, 113.7% ATK, 113.9% DEF (Moved)
Player_Miner: LV 11 (84/105) 520/694 HP, 115.5% ATK, 113.9% DEF
GDog_0: LV 11 (84/105) 641/685 HP, 114.6% ATK, 114.2% DEF
algot: LV 11 (65/105) 573/617 HP, 116.0% ATK, 117.1% DEF
GoldHero101: LV 10 (88/92) 471/629 HP, 115.7% ATK, 116.0% DEF (In Vehicle [Giant Skell])
PepsiCola350: LV 10 (73/92) 350/598 HP, 114.4% ATK, 113.6% DEF
LifeAsRoyalRanger: LV 8 (32/69) 0/489 HP, 111.6% ATK, 110.5% DEF
BloodCrawler: LV 3 (22/28) 236/373 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.1% DEF
Murphmario: LV 3 (22/28) 234/359 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.6% DEF
ForagingSlime: LV 3 (22/28) 378/378 HP, 103.2% ATK, 102.5% DEF

The Order's Allies
The party doesn't have any Allies.

The Order's Buildings
Giant Skell: LV 3, 47/750 HP, 200.0% ATK, 75.0% DEF (Occupied [GoldHero101]) (Offensive)
Automated Spike Trap: 200/200 HP, 100.0% ATK, 60.0% DEF (Available) (Supportive)
 
My eevee from Pokemon let’s go eevee (I won’t tell you her name) comes in through a portal and uses veevee volley on Gaston befor returning to the Pokemon world
 
I step forward once so Gaston gets scared and falls into a pit of lava. If Gaston died to algot or someone else, i do it with Bandit A

EDIT: I actually do a double action by repairing the Giant Skull.
 
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Algot 120 said:
My eevee from Pokemon let’s go eevee (I won’t tell you her name) comes in through a portal and uses veevee volley on Gaston befor returning to the Pokemon world
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Rolled a 4!
The move does 111 damage!
Gaston: 80/2692 HP

PepsiCola3501234567890123 said:
I step forward once so Gaston gets scared and falls into a pit of lava. If Gaston died to algot or someone else, i do it with Bandit A

EDIT: I actually do a double action by repairing the Giant Skull.
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Action 1: Attack (Gaston)
Rolled a 1. (2-1)
Your step somehow triggers an earthquake, and it causes the ground to open up beneath you and make you fall into the lava, causing you to die. LMAO! Revive?

GoldHero101 said:
I "This! Is! SPARTA!" Gaston into a pit, or if he ded, Bandit A. If both are dead... Cure 3.
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Rolled a 6!!
You use Stasis on Gaston, then you kick him over and over and over. When Stasis ends, he goes flying into the pit, which makes him lose all of his HP. And then he somehow gets teleported back to the battlefield, but he can't fight anymore. You somehow take 31 recoil damage.
Gaston: 0/2692 HP (-80 HP)
GoldHero101: 440/629 HP (-31 HP)

Blood Crawler said:
I teleport Bandit A into Kirk Johnson's room and he gets scared because of goatse.
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Rolled a 5!
Instead, you use Hypnosis first, then you use Dream Eater. 117 damage!
Bandit A: 368/1602 HP
 
AUTO TURN
Player_Miner casts Agidyne on Bandit B.
Rolled a 3.
Turns out Player_Miner didn't have enough SP, despite SP not even being in the game.

GDog_0 throws a sword at Bandit A.
Rolled a 1.
The sword just flies around Bandit A's body and returns to GDog_0 like a boomerang. Bandit A whacks the sword to increase its velocity, and GDog_0 has no time to react as he takes 514 damage when the sword flies into his chest.
GDog_0: 127/685 HP

Murphmario punches Bandit A.
Rolled a 4!
The punch deals 92 damage!
Bandit A: 276/1602 HP

ForagingSlime tackles Bandit B.
Surge of Bravery boosts the roll output!
Rolled a 7!!! (6+1)
ForagingSlime drinks a Speed X potion and tackles Bandit B over and over and over. When the effect ends, he uses Breakneck Blitz as a finisher. 214 damage! For some reason using Breakneck Blitz results in an explosion, which kills ForagingSlime instantly. The party also takes some damage from the explosion. BLAM!!! Revive?
Bandit B: 670/1602 HP (-214 HP)
Idelac: 593/698 HP (-70 HP)
Player_Miner: 451/694 HP (-69 HP)
GDog_0: 58/685 HP (-69 HP)
algot: 514/617 HP (-61 HP)
Giant Skell: 1/750 HP (-46 HP)
BloodCrawler: 199/373 HP (-37 HP)
Murphmario: 198/359 HP (-36 HP)

ENEMY TURN
Bandit A attacks!
Player_Miner took 66 damage!
Player_Miner: 385/694 HP

Bandit B attacks!
Murphmario took 125 damage!
Murphmario: 73/359 HP

PLAYER TURN
I go for a Maragidyne.
Rolled a 5!
I repeat the spell a few times. Big damage.
Bandit A: 41/1602 HP (-235 HP)
Bandit B: 433/1602 HP (-237 HP)

Gaston: 0/2692 HP, 45 EXP
Bandit A: 41/1602 HP, 11 EXP
Bandit B: 433/1602 HP, 11 EXP

The Order of the Stone
Idelac: LV 11 (84/105) 593/698 HP, 113.7% ATK, 113.9% DEF (Moved)
Player_Miner: LV 11 (84/105) 385/694 HP, 115.5% ATK, 113.9% DEF
GDog_0: LV 11 (84/105) 58/685 HP, 114.6% ATK, 114.2% DEF
algot: LV 11 (65/105) 514/617 HP, 116.0% ATK, 117.1% DEF
GoldHero101: LV 10 (88/92) 471/629 HP, 115.7% ATK, 116.0% DEF (In Vehicle [Giant Skell])
PepsiCola350: LV 10 (73/92) 0/598 HP, 114.4% ATK, 113.6% DEF
LifeAsRoyalRanger: LV 8 (32/69) 0/489 HP, 111.6% ATK, 110.5% DEF
BloodCrawler: LV 3 (22/28) 199/373 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.1% DEF
Murphmario: LV 3 (22/28) 198/359 HP, 102.8% ATK, 103.6% DEF
ForagingSlime: LV 3 (22/28) 0/378 HP, 103.2% ATK, 102.5% DEF

The Order's Allies
The party doesn't have any Allies.

The Order's Buildings
Giant Skell: LV 3, 1/750 HP, 200.0% ATK, 75.0% DEF (Occupied [GoldHero101]) (Offensive)
Automated Spike Trap: 200/200 HP, 100.0% ATK, 60.0% DEF (Available) (Supportive)
 
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