I exist now.

[Buffling]

Ahh ha ha! I exist now everyone! Yet another Derpling to add to the Derpling army.

I first thought that one day The Great Derpling Pile would rise from the shadows to crush all, and whilst the terrarians focused on bosses, the great derpling, Derp Incarnate, would rule all of Terraria.

But alas, I was wrong. The Great one, Omega Derpling, shared his wisdom with me and convinced me otherwise. This is my story.

 

[Animus Viral]

Um... Well. congrats for existing, but how about the pacts you derplings made with the Hallow? Wouldn't attempting to rule all of terraria logically include them meaning you will have to break that pact?

 

[Ivyss]

Uhh... welcome?
Would you maybe like a dragon?

 

[Buffling]

Um... Well. congrats for existing, but how about the pacts you derplings made with the Hallow? Wouldn't attempting to rule all of terraria logically include them meaning you will have to break that pact?

The hallows shall rule on the side of the derplings.

The derplings will rule, but not alone. All that is derpful will rule at our right hand.

Quoting the wise one, Omega Derpling: Derplings are an incredibly advanced race which are the lorekeepers and pull the strings behind many things in terraria.

 

[Buffling]

Uhh... welcome?
Would you maybe like a dragon?

Only if it is extremely derpy.

 

[Ivyss]

Got too much scrolling to figure out if I even have one meeting your criteria, sorry.

 

[Daikon Ocelot]

Well... welcome anyway! I hope my town is not in your list of domination.

 

[Dapling]

I am unsure that World Domination is necessary. We already have interdimensional travel, why dominate a single world when it would be inconsequential to our domain?

 

[Buffling]

Ah, Omega Derplling, your wisdom is incalculable. You are correct once more.

World Domination would only demonstrate our power to much simpler beings who would perish too quickly to be perplexed anyway. Thank you for sharing your acumen with me.

 

[Enchanted Sword Ω]

The hallows shall rule on the side of the derplings.

The derplings will rule, but not alone. All that is derpful will rule at our right hand.

Quoting the wise one, Omega Derpling: Derplings are an incredibly advanced race which are the lorekeepers and pull the strings behind many things in terraria.

YAY!!

 

[Buffling]

YAY!!

I have decided otherwise on the "war" against terrarians. Omega Derpling shared his wisdom with me and convinced me otherwise. But, we still have a treaty of course.

 

[The Storm]

All Derplings must be destroyed!
I mean... Welcome.

 

[Buffling]

All Derplings must be destroyed!
I mean... Welcome.

Unfortunately for you, the technology and sophistication of the Derplings vastly exceeds even your greatest imagination of power. Thus, we cannot be destroyed.

Thank you.

 

[Dapling]

What level of derpling are you? Your profile pic appears to be of an Assessor, but there are other similar roles.

 

[Buffling]

What level of derpling are you? Your profile pic appears to be of an Assessor, but there are other similar roles.

I am a Guardian, though I take the form of an Assessor. Thank you for asking O Great One.

 

[Osters]

Welcome aboard!!!

 

[Oof Child o_0]

Hello, Derpling444!
That's a nice story you have!

 

[Gotcha!]

I dislike derplings... but I'll make an exception. Just once! Welcome!

 

[A (Pioneer) Rock]

congrogles on existing

 

[Kane Schmitz]

It’s strange to see people going “uh... what” instead of the generic “welcome to the forums!”