If you had to marry a Terraria Boss, who would it be?

[Jetstreme ∞]

I'd marry the Lunar Boss. Why? Let's look at it more in depth.

Lunar -> Moon -> Butt -> (_(_)

(_(_) is the Lunar Boss.

 

[NiteSeal]

uhhh........


ice queen or queen bee....?

 

[FlakMaster]

Seems like the title would be more appropriately named 'Which one would you befriend?" instead of marry. Ignoring the sexual jokes, of course.

 

[Baconfry]

I don't know, actually. Perhaps Queen Bee. There are lots of holes in the bottom.

 

[Nardia]

I don't know, actually. Perhaps Queen Bee. There are lots of holes in the bottom.

Oh dear god, me and my dirty mind.

But on topic, probably the king slime. I imagine it would be like having a giant, moving bouncy castle.

 

[LoveSpreader]

None. When I get married I wish to procreate with my partner. Unfortunately, Terraria bosses aren't exactly what I want my babies to look like, including Eye of Cthulhu, no matter how adorable a floating eyeball is.

 

[Darkest Gaia]

Queen Bee. That makes me KING! Woo! If i don't become King, then divorce.

None. When I get married I wish to procreate with my partner. Unfortunately, Terraria bosses aren't exactly what I want my babies to look like, including Eye of Cthulhu, no matter how adorable a floating eyeball is.

Would you not be proud to have a child reminiscent of The freaking Destroyer?

 

[Z0MG Pixelz]

Definitely Plantera. So sexy.

 

[Kyouko Tsukino]

My usual (jerk) answer would be: Who the would want to marry any of those ugly- s?

My serious, objective answer? Who the would want to marry any of those ugly- s?

 

[Pixel]

The Lunar Boss.

//what

 

[Cthugh]

The Lunar Boss.

//what

you dont even know him yet!
it would be more like a blind date or something

 

[Drok]

Marry EoC get eyezors

 

[happyW12]

I would marry Pumpking for flight, cool cape, he could lend me his loot, has fabulous smile AND for the satisfaction of saying "meet my husband" to people I hate.
[I would marry Mourning wood for rude joke reasons]

 

[Cthugh]

I would marry Pumpking for flight, cool cape, he could lend me his loot, has fabulous smile AND for the satisfaction of saying "meet my husband" to people I hate.
[I would marry Mourning wood for rude joke reasons]

I knew someone was going to say that joke

 

[SolaR]

I would marry myself, because, you know, I'm a boss in Terraria.

 

[LoveSpreader]

you dont even know him yet!
it would be more like a blind date or something

A blind date? A blind marriage, more like. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go straight to bed and unveil.

 

[Jakly]

Eye of Cthulhu, I would then kill it when it least expects and get the Dryad, who I would then marry.

 

[ExoticCharm]

None of them look like they would appreciate me as a person and would just use me for dirty sex. Also, Skeletron Prime looks like he's into S&M.

 

[Nev]

Golem, because fisting would be something epic.

Oh god why Nev.

 

[TehCooKidz]

probably the ice queen, because then I could pretend that she's Elsa and.....
ok maybe I shouldn't continue