The Game of Bad Suggestions

[NGC 6872]

EDIT:After the first post, bad advice sounds better
Give some really bad advice to your comrades.

 

[PenguinPandaZero]

Listen to your heart. Always.

 

[NGC 6872]

Too write essays, find an essay about the topic in a foreign language, then cop and paste the section into Google Translate. Voila! Free essay!

 

[RainbowDrago]

To make a thread about Cthulhu you just do random nonsense and spell stuff wrong

 

[NGC 6872]

To make a thread about Cthulhu you just do random nonsense and spell stuff wrong

That's actually genuine advice for people that make those.

 

[theclownfish II]

use a cats to look at the stars. telescopes never work and make you see dolphins

 

[deletedaccount1]

Always delete System 32 before installing any games.

 

[_Xantium]

Get a 16kbps Internet connection, any higher is too mainstream...

 

[GoldenTerrabyte]

ALWAYS use Windows 98.

 

[Shrooms]

Don't wash your hands before cooking, it adds flavor to the food.

 

[Ringabel]

Hey, Sonic 06 is a pretty cool game!

 

[Nev]

You're not that drunk, you can easily handle one more.

 

[eaterofeaterofworlds]

Before an interview always brush your teeth with bacon grease! The enchanting sight and smell is sure to get you the job!

 

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!

 

[theclownfish II]

if your happy think of the ending to sonic 06

 

[_Xantium]

If you're bored, play this cool game called Sonic.exe!

 

[theclownfish II]

ill be honest, COD ghosts is the greatest game in history. you should play it

 

[_Xantium]

The COD Ghosts campaign is actually okay
16" CRT monitors are totally in, buy one!

 

[MolochMekkane]

DAIKATANA IS THE BEST GAME EVER!

 

[Gem]

Start Flamewars !