Corrupt the Wish!

[SapphireSuicune]

Granted, here's a bunch of smelly dead fish.

I wish to make a game with programming

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

and said game is going to be an ai that learns and kills whenever you lose...

I want to be drunk before I get cold - cold tea is horrible

 

[SapphireSuicune]

You get drunk, but then you get a cold

I wish for pizza

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

Pizza is Italian for "cheese frisbee"

I wish to have a cup of tea that never runs out, no matter how much I drink

 

[SapphireSuicune]

you get a cup of tea, but with no tea, and it never runs out of your house.

I wish I could beat polterghast after 50 attempts

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

you try it 50 times, but beat it with a stick because you cant complete it

I wish quarentine would end

 

[SapphireSuicune]

you get one cent more than you used to, but you hate your job

I wish for dark chocolate

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

I live in England, cents are useless.

You have chocolate, but it has a dark sense of humour

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

and I wish biscuits were £0 in shops

 

[SapphireSuicune]

biscuits are £0 in shops but the shops are on the other side of the world

I wish for fish and chips

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

I would move halfway round the world

you get fish and chips, but the fish is alive, like from a pet fish and the chips are inside with it, so are soggy

I wish that my local shop sold biscuits and tea for £00.00

 

[SapphireSuicune]

the shop does, but only to people that live in a different country

I wish to get a win in Fall Guys

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

you get sucked into the game and win, but with no way to leave

I wish that my local shop sold tea and biscuits for £00.00 to me and I, or it, never moved location and had no loopholes

 

[SapphireSuicune]

the shop sells biscuits, but only one a day and they are as small as a grain of salt

I wish Taco Bell would bring back the Chipotle Chicken Griller

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

taco bell is now only in England, not only America.

I wish that my local shop sold tea and normal sized biscuits (multiple every day) for £00.00 to me and I, or it, never moved location and had no loopholes

 

[SapphireSuicune]

ok, fine, you can have 2 normal sized biscuits a day, and they are made out of broccoli and some tea made of beans

 

[Tea and Biscuits]

Tea cant be made of tea, its made of tea.

YOU HAVE NO WISH

I wish that my local shop sold tea made of tea and 2 normal sized digestive biscuits (multiple every day) for £00.00 to me and I, or it, never moved location and had no loopholes

 

[SapphireSuicune]

(oh sorry i forgot my wish)

you can have the tea but broccoli is still digestive

I wish for Hot Chocolate Ice Cream from Reed's Dairy at my location, no loopholes

 

[Pigman Δ]

The hot chocolate is so searingly hot that you die upon touching it
I wish that Minecraft and Terraria could live together in peace

 

[SapphireSuicune]

They live together in peace, but they aren't on earth anymore

I wish that Terraria was more popular than minecraft