Enderboi
Spazmatism
and you have to pay 100 gold per world creation, 1 platinum per character creation, $1 per 100 gold, and you have to pay taxes to the tax collector
and mobs/chests/pots dont drop gold anymore, you have to buy it with $
Terraria Bad Ideas
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and mobs/chests/pots dont drop gold anymore, you have to buy it with $
TerrariaOn3DS
Plantera
that would actually be Terraria if EA owned it
Enderboi
Spazmatism
thats what i was going for, now pay up. the fee for posting on this thread is 19 gold and 99 silver
Etotheipi
Retinazer
All worlds are hardcore, and you have to pay to revive youself when you die, plus an extra payment for each item you want back.
Enderboi
Spazmatism
and goblin thieves break into your chests during goblin invasions and steal your credit card information
Etotheipi
Retinazer
And give it to the tinkerer, who breaks all your items with a reforge that makes them useless, and then charges your life savings for it.
Enderboi
Spazmatism
and all the NPC's are secretly evil, who sell you items that they can indefinitely restock for money that you have to spend real cash on.
Simple🌳
Official Terrarian
If you go near the wall of flesh and click on it/them, it/they will open up the guide's speech menu thing-a-ma-jig.
No Mushroom biome-related NPCs can spawn.
In every lunar event pillar, only Corites, Alien Queens, Nebula Floaters, and Crawltipedes spawn, making up the worst group of pillar enemies, ever.
The Underworld's spawn rate is 10x the original.
Slimes are replaced by a random boss enemy.
Smashing a demon altar will summon exactly 259.574275275 wraiths, don't ask me where I got that number.
The Brain of Cthulhu makes chicken sounds. The Eye of Cthulhu makes a "yuck!" sound. The Eater of Worlds makes a "ew" sound. The Empress of Light says "eel" all the time.
Eating an apple kills all existing nurse NPCs and renames the rest of your NPCs to Johnny Appleseed.
Applying acid dye and goggles to your head slots will cause you to-
Failing to score a goal 10 times in Terrarian golf at night will cause the Golfer NPC to transform into a furry.
Dungeons Guardians don't despawn.
No Mushroom biome-related NPCs can spawn.
In every lunar event pillar, only Corites, Alien Queens, Nebula Floaters, and Crawltipedes spawn, making up the worst group of pillar enemies, ever.
The Underworld's spawn rate is 10x the original.
Slimes are replaced by a random boss enemy.
Smashing a demon altar will summon exactly 259.574275275 wraiths, don't ask me where I got that number.
The Brain of Cthulhu makes chicken sounds. The Eye of Cthulhu makes a "yuck!" sound. The Eater of Worlds makes a "ew" sound. The Empress of Light says "eel" all the time.
Eating an apple kills all existing nurse NPCs and renames the rest of your NPCs to Johnny Appleseed.
Applying acid dye and goggles to your head slots will cause you to-
Failing to score a goal 10 times in Terrarian golf at night will cause the Golfer NPC to transform into a furry.
Dungeons Guardians don't despawn.
Enderboi
Spazmatism
1 FURRY IS ENOUGH. NO MORE
Dapling
Duke Fishron
you already get to murder furries every full moon once hardmode starts, plus lava is always an option.
The nurse has been removed from the game entirely and her services have been given to the Witch Doctor as a second shop like the dye trader with strange plants.
whoneedsnamestbh
Retinazer
The Rod of Discord gives 6 seconds of Confusion instead of Chaos State when used.
Enderboi
Spazmatism
the rod of discord redirects you to discord.com in your computers browser every time you use it
tenthousandhoops
The Destroyer
This playthrough of Terraria is sponsored by Discord. Use the Rod of Discord to learn more.
Terraria is now filled to the brim with advertisements; try doing anything and a friendly voice will remind you of how great their product is, stopping gameplay.
Enderboi
Spazmatism
but my zoom is already on the max closeness
Enderboi
Spazmatism
great. then it'll be so much easier to look at my fabulous character