The Last Post Wins!

Alright then

I apologize to everybody that is about to get quoted, but I had to.
"heheh replace that t with a b and you get: obamatone"
*doesn't say anything*
"Hehe blue sus"
*slap* "bro your jokes are getting REALLY annoying"
*humming bonetrousle*
*the legendary sr pelo SLAP*
*slaps and default dances*
*the classic tom and jerry pursuit*
*does the distraction dance*
Lin proceeds to shoot King Slime, though, idk how that goes, considering that he's made of jello gel.
jello man
He has been d e n i e d
(What's fun about this is it's just: "Ok" *meows loudly*)
That's the only proper response.
Hippity hoppity, that quote is now my property.
iT's tHe sPaNiSh iNquISitIoN
*throws ham at ghost*
*throws more ham*
(That do be sus *calls emergency meeting* "green is stalking people and not doing task " *gets voted out * "f")
(*white stands up* "fools, it was me" *blows whole ship up but somehow is still satisfied even though he is ded)
Joke so nice, y'all had to say it twice
Okay, but - just hear me out - floor.
NO U-uuuuuuuuh I forgot I don't have a quotes list
Fun fact: it's time o' clock
Hey, could you simmer down?! Your silence is too damn loud!!!
owo the perfect phone brand
I may be an average Squirrel enjoyer, but my true spirit animal is a
Wheezel
Conclusion: beans bad
We aren't stealing though!!! We are just borrowing the souls for an indefinite amount of time without the soul owners' consent!
Wth literally half the quotes are just me lmao
I guess I am a clown
"Shut up you overdramatic grape."
Heh heh, overdramatic grape.
I am never talking to you again
I bent over so fast it came out as fWeeEEEeP
(I can imagine JPEG saying that and Mari just gets a crowbar)
(And once more I spell it as Mario)
and in doing so, you have made the ritual to flood tlpw

congrats
mmmm yes another reason for tax evasion

*gone*
hey if you want quotes just avoid paying child support should be easy enough
Aedan the Borf on Discord said:
You only live once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once once
PUNS NOOOO
Tbh it would make a great sprinkler
OKAY DONT HURT ME
(I'm not supposed to break the 4th wall, dammit!)
(It's my job!)
(Shut up, space goo.)
(You got it, number-face!)
(All you gotta do is nuke a bunch of deer.)
The source material it comes from has the canon consistency of a cheese stick.
Maaaaaaango said:
It looks like a holy eyeball tree
Torniculus said:
jUsT geT hApPIEr dUmMy
Knowledge and biology with @Esther
Esther said:
"Snickity Snack, My sleep schedule's wack"
This makes it seem like blood types are some unlockable thing. Here's how you actually get a certain blood type: You have to be born that blood type.
If you were able to save terraria by eating a cheesy chicken, would you kill a second-hand spongey llama? If so, why did the pink sloth think that his thesis wasis a chicken yellow? If not, where is saturns ring?
Buffling said:
If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up. However, in doing so, he lets you down; thus creating the Astley Paradox
"because people are [censored] lazy sloths who don't care what their diet is and they don't think there is anything wrong with it."
"yah, it's called dumb[censored]es"
But he was in navigation the whole time!
Yea, I will keep the calamari.
Sir Mushias Chlorophytas said:
Breaking news: Florida man needs help.
GawenStarTeller said:
i too would appreciate a broken image for my travels
“Congratulations, you’re now a cat!”
last thing we need is some eternamax eternatus hand stretching forward then saying "hello, what might your name be"
Reif: no u in Spanish
Th-this quote is n-now the property of AAA c-corporations inc.
Gengar on the Buck Hill stream said:
I have one more truck up my sleeve!
Banana Yeeter
(i-imagine be-being s-such a loser y-you use the sou-source code to read this and now y-your scared o-of being hit by batteries...
I would win, because I am an enjoyer of Neapolitan ice cream.
I'm convinced this is just two aliens trying to replicate normal human communication
You gotta make it derpier if u want it to be cuter
"don't worry, though. The afterlife has lemonade!"
((I decided to include that, it's something I say when I narrate Mafia and someone is killed. I once got a group of 12 people to sit in the corner and pretend to drink lemonade))
(Sorry, but I sent the lemonade to the shadow realm)
“Well, doesn’t matter.”
Earnest looks almost dissappointed.
Should've been a cow.
HEY! NO STEALING SOULS ON MY WATCH!
Instead, you must pay the 25 cent fee per soul, plus the 5% tax.
b-but your conclusion of b-beans being b-bad is correct
 
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