Corrupt a Wish

[Streyll]

Granted, but they're all unpronounceable.

I wish I had a way of making models of the vehicle designs I come up with.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but the default cube is never deleted.

I wish for better debate skills.

 

[Yoop90-]

Granted, however you only get better at debating whether or not frogs should evolve to be more like humans.

I wish for school to not suck.

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Granted, school no longer sucks, but your parents do.

I wish that my brother would just leave me alone

 

[Yoop90-]

Granted, he ends up abandoning you forever.

I wish i never ran out of toilet paper.

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Granted, but you will be suffocated by the never ending amount of toilet paper filling your house

I wish to be a pumpkin

 

[Yoop90-]

Granted, then you rot and get thrown away.

i wish to have my text color permanently changed to this color...

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Granted, he ends up abandoning you forever.

Even better

Granted, but now whenever you try to write on any surface, even with, say, a red pen, it will be that color.

I wish that I could speak German

 

[Ivyss]

Granted, but you can't understand it, even the things you yourself say.

I wish I was good at something that isn't extremely specific.

 

[Yoop90-]

Granted, you're good at some random skill that you'll never use in life.

I wish for pie

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but the crust is kinda burnt and the filling is really sticky.

I wish for an unlimited supply of pencils that exist in a pocket dimension within a small pouch that I can pull out at any time.

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Granted, but they spontaneously combust when you open the pouch.

I wish that I didn't get f*cked over by someone practically every day

 

[Akira Nishikiyama]

Granted, you get ed up by someone practically every day

Global Mental Health Resources : CheckPoint

checkpointorg.com

I wish that Kmart and Subway swapped what they sell (Kmart sells sandwiches, Subway sells general retail)

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Global Mental Health Resources : CheckPoint

checkpointorg.com

(yeah that doesn't stop everyone from f*cking me over bud.)

Granted, but only for 1 second.

I wish that I had competent teammates while playing R6

 

[Ivyss]

They're competent alright, just not at the game, or at being a team.

I wish I was good at something that would actually benefit me.

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Granted, but it only benefits you for 1 second, then it’s gone

I wish to be returned to a normal cat with breb on it’s face

 

[Icyfoe88]

Granted, but the cat is in prisons for war crimes against grulovia

I wish one piece episodes would come out fasted

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

Granted, the episodes come out every week, but the quality is horrid.

I wish that Comic #7 for TF2 would be given to us at long last

 

[Icyfoe88]

(…but thats how fast the episodes come out normally…)

granted, but its both written and drawn by a 2 year old who knows nothing about the previous comics.

I wish vanilla terraria had higher drop rates

 

[TerrariaOn3DS]

(well how was i supposed to know)

Granted, but all drops are replaced by dirt

I wish that EA didn't suck