Joke Player suggestion Thread

Paladin armor. Gives 50 defense total, makes you immune to knockback, and increases your health to 5000.
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Diez doo stuff to da hoomin in da arrmaa.

Bloo wunz ar lukky
Green wunz ar orkky
Purple wunz ar sneekee
An da red wunz go FASTA!
 
Necromantic scroll plus paint(any kind): at a tinkerer's workshop:
Mysterious note- Gives you the message 'You made something worthless'

No clue what I am thinking. (I have been awake for about 16 hours)
 
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you get it by 360 no scope the wall of sweg with a copper mlg xxxmega super scrup reker 69 while calling upon are lord xxsherkxx wearing no armor on a leap year at 6:66 am while punching a tomato in the face with a machete then that that summmon super illuminati mlg god sanic wich has te 666666666666666666666666666666666666666 halth and 666666666666666 dofense and the only weapon that does damage is a broken wood hammmer then after you beat him you get the mega ultra mlg blade of infiniredthis that does 9999999999999999999999999999999 damage ,triggers mega satan hard super mode were every mob one shots you hereais a pic of the sword
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Nyansword:
The most powerful meele weapon in the game, the next tier after Terra Blade, ans shoots nyan cats that bounce and kill your enemies

Haha, it would be so weird if they added that, right?

Right?

Haha...
*Cough* MEOWMERE *Cough*
Thats the name you are looking for.
 
Raw Chicken
Consumable
gives food poisoning.
Can be cooked to give less food poisoning, but inflicts on fire.
 
Forums integration: now you can update statuses, post threads, and comment from Terraria! Do it while mining, do it while fighting, do it while fishing! The possibilities are endless
 
Nooby Worm: Gives 3% bait power thank you
The end
Essays suck
I bet I get all the points
Lol scrubby point meter
You'll never take me alive
 
*clears throat*
ctluhu is spawned wiht a suspicous looking tentakle wich is crafted from all keymolds and 999 hallow bars. he looks like cluthulu an only has 1 eye (cause the eye of cthuluht) he has 10000000 health an instakils u after 1 minute so its hard but when he is killd he drops these:

wings of ctuhlu can fly infinit like red wings
broken chluthu sword so u can mak tru terra blade
gun of cuhlu shots ultra super fast and damage: 1000
staff of cthuulh shoot 959360257 fire balls and demeg . 193472

but dey ar only 1% drop so its belensed

tru terra bled
100000000000000000 demeg
super fest
shoots 1w478902 bolts

when ctluhtcluh is kild you activat ultra hard mode when evry mob has +52308352802350823 damage and it aspawns nev mobs for exmple flying demons dat pour lava over ur hous. dey hav 100000000000000000000 helth pls like and comment my sugeston
 
A holy can of worms: it would be made by throwing a truffle worm into the hallow.
It would have a bait power of 999 and it would have a 50% chance of summoning Upside Down Duke Fishron.

Upside Down Duke Fishron:
Has 333% more everything.

Drops:
True Broken Hero Sword 33%
Fake Broken Hero Sword 33%
Upside Down Broken Hero Sword 33%
(always drops atleast one of the above

OP flail that isn't a flail .3%
Suicide Button 101%
Cathuiuliu Suumonr -.12%
#Hashtag #10%
Pasta 1.337%

Bacon 1-9
Books 9-99

Items:
True Broken Hero Sword: Crafting: Terra Blade + True Broken Hero Sword = True Terra Blade
Fake Broken hero Sword: Uncrafts anything crafted with a broken hero sword
Upside Down Broken Hero Sword: can be crafted with anything made with or crafted with a broken hero sword to make it upside down
OP flail that isn't a flail: works like a Flairon but does 333% more everything
Suicide Button: Kills everything that is currently in existance in the world
Cathuiliuiliutsu Suumonr: Summons Dudududurude santdsrom
#Hashtag: Allows Twitter Functionality with Terraria
Pasta: Summons a mini Leinfors to follow you around and judge everything you do and ban you if you break the rules
Bacon: Is delicious, gives you Well Fed for 999 hours
Books: http://terraria.wiki.gg/Book ,but with a plural
True Terra Blade: Does 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 damage but takes 5 irl years to swing to balance it. It also is 2 times the size of the screen.
 
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