So what's the plan for today, mistro?
HANG ON, PREOCCUPIED.
Yipe. Too expensive.
So... plan, mistro?
I think BG needs a little attention today.
And please.
Don't call me mistro.
Woah woah woah, something about you looks different.
Is i-
His crappy hairstyle? His ugly face? His stumpy feet?
...
I don't deserve to give you guys any answers after that.
That's slightly unsettling.
Now I have to get used to AS shooting supposedly in the wrong direction...
Somebody get me a fan, I'm boiling inside of here!
Oh wait. I have lots of them.
Waiting on Sequoia's thread.
...
You do know I like to feel loved.
And I like to screw with emotions.
GRAVITY I DON'T RECOMMEND THIS.
*Humming Indiana Jones music*
PLEASE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TI-
...
I MEAN, TWO TIMES AGO WHEN YOU DID SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
You're such a worry-wort MM. See? Completely fine.
...tell that to me later as you hit the ground with a satisfying splat.
More shoelace caps. 'Cause I need more!
And now, suddenly Gold Chests don't excite me any more either.
But that ain't a gold chest.
...
Gravity? Stop making that face. I know your excited, but still... that face.
Ahhh. AhHH. AHHH THAT'S MY FEET IN MY HEAD AHHHHHH
Another one bites the dust.
...*sigh* *shakes head... or whatever a sword shakes*
I SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED BY A PUNY HUMID BIOME.
This can only go well. And by well, I mean entertaining. Pass the popcorn.
*Pass*
Wait, just gotta go get sonmething...
*Magic Mirrooor*
WAHT THE HECK
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
*Insert video of Gravity fighting Goblin Army... if we had video editing skills...*
*AFTER SOMEHOW NOT DYING AND TRAVELLING*
What.
NO.
HE GOT A SECOND ONE.
THIS IS RIGGED.
THAT'S IT, I'M CHECKING HIS POCKETS FOR ANY CHEATS OR HAX HE MAY BE USING.
Perfect place to put him though.
Suffering in the intolerable humidity.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Second check of his pockets, underway.
Gold Chests.
Meh.
HOW CAN YOU.
MEH?
MEH!?
YOU JUST GOT FLIPPERS AND A LAVA CHARM.
HERE. MEH THIS!
*Opens Cloud in a Bottle*
*Cough* *Splutter* *Wheeze*
...
*Splat*
...
...oops.
Clean-up on aisle three.