Terraria Bad Ideas

[DestroyerArcher]

Dye overhaul
You now take your dyes to the painter, to recolor any item you have, this means you can also add designs. However, colors are locked by which dyes you have. After customization, you no longer have the dyes.

 

[Cubicality]

Added Chuck Norris mob- Only killable if you had a Noika Cell Phone in your inventory, obtained by combining Cell Phone with an unbreakable item, 9999 health, roundhouse kicks which insta kill you, 9999 defense, only weapon that can hurt it is Bruce Lee Punch, dropped by Bone Lee, drops the Item of Shame, when used, summons infinite angry Chuck Norris fans.

 

[PTpirahna]

Cluster Bombs: On hit, spawn 8 more bombs around the bomb that have 200% more explosion radius than the previous bomb. The bombs spawned from the cluster bombs can spawn more and since the explosion is so big, they can hit the same target twice. 10 damage of no particular type.

 

[scientistB]

Medusa

I died.

Anyway, I'm bad with ideas but here we go:
Falling into lava can singe your hair.
The Destroyer actually destroys things.
Summoning Plantera if the Jungle is nearby a Crimson/Corruption will cause her to become red/purple and far more dangerous. Same loot.
Duke Fishron guards the edge of the world. Don't try to hunt for off-screen water chests.
Drinking Bottled Water while submerged will cause you to drown instantly.
Talking to the Demolitionist has a chance to make you explode.
Minions won't attack enemy versions of themselves.
Living Fire Blocks now cause the On Fire debuff.
Lihzahrds can re-wire the traps in the Golem's room.
Explosives can damage other players again, regardless of PvP.
Mechanical Bosses fought in the air can summon Wyverns for backup when at low health-- oh wait.

 

[Fatx_]

I made a similar post to this on Terraria Online, but figured I'd make it here too. The idea is humorously terrible ideas for Terraria, or ideas that make an amount of sense but would never work in practice.

I'll get us started...

* The "beginning of the end "actually IS potentially the end of the world. Fail to defeat the celestial towers in a short enough time, or get defeated by Moon Lord? Your world is deleted.

* Three silver bullets kills werewolves, regardless of actual damage dealt. Also applies to players in werewolf form.

* If you play on your birthday, the Clown will come to party... and blow you up.

Terra blade with speed of SDMG

 

[Rokas]

you can now melt any steel object with a flamethrower with a special jet fuel attachment

 

[Skeltinon]

Bullet weapons now have ammunition clip and they need to be reloaded every 1-50 shots

 

[NooblordDennis]

If you die.Your computer explodes!
tumbs up if u suport dis iduru

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

Stone now breaks when stepped on just like thin ice, to accurately reflect the strength of the stone that Medusa turns the player into.

 

[TheOneCrafter321]

You can only have one NPC at any time. To get a new NPC you have to kill the one you currently have, and wait for a new one to spawn.

 

[Cubicality]

Martian Tripods are now massive, invincible, and fire beams that destroy things and set them on fire, which also oneshot you.
They die after a month ingame.
What? That's how it was in War of the Worlds.

 

[Diamondheart]

If you let a Hardcore Character die, one of the Devs comes to your house and decapitates you.

 

[Knight9910]

If you let a Hardcore Character die, one of the Devs comes to your house and decapitates you.

Too much work for the devs. Instead build start building computers with prussic acid sprayers...

 

[endorphinz]

Dong of cthulhu boss. He attacks by trying to ram you over and over.

 

[bisslit]

Legs of cthulhu

 

[Battle Bee]

-Wyverns' legs are replaced with bee legs.
-Fallen Stars are now Fallen Bees.
-Mana is replaced with Bee Power.
-Trees have a chance to have a beehive on them.
-Trees have a chance to be covered in bees.
-Trees have a chance to become bees.
-Dirt now spawns bees when dug.
-Hearts on the Life bar are now images of bees.
-Drinking ale now grants you the Buzzed buff.
-The Moon Lord's eyes are replaced with True Queen Bees.
-Tooltips of all weapons are replaced with bee puns.
-The Mysterious Tablet now has the face of a bee on it.
-The Cultists wear black and yellow clothing.
-Phantasmal Dragon is replaced with Phantasmal Bee.
-All NPCs continuously talk about bees.
-All NPCs are bees.
-The Lihzahrd Temple is now bee-themed.
-Golem's Fists are bees.
-Golem is now a bee.
-Stynger now shoots actual bee stings.
-The Goblin Army has a new member, the Bee Rider.
-Beehives now cover 60% of the Jungle.
-Lava is now replaced with liquid bees.
-Plantera shoots bees.
-Plantera is covered in bees.
-Half of all weapons in the game now deal bee damage.
-A new Celestial Tower: the Buzzy Pillar.
-End-game Buzzy equipment for bee damage.
-The entire world is now shaped like a bee.
-The entire world is now a bee.

 

[Zaii]

An accessory that expands the size of your head, literally. Makes you jump slower and take no damage while falling , but you can't wear any helmets or hats. and NPC's make fun of you in their little ballon convos.

 

[Knight9910]

Dye overhaul
You now take your dyes to the painter, to recolor any item you have, this means you can also add designs. However, colors are locked by which dyes you have. After customization, you no longer have the dyes.

Actually, that sounds awesome.

 

[neoselket]

make fishing required for half the cool things in the game
make overpowered machinegun swords where you barely need to aim
make expert mode just make mobs deal tons of damage
make a crimson-only weapon that basically gives you invincibility
hahahahahaha that's crazy OH WAIT THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT.

 

[Ashen75]

I magic item that heals 20 mana by using 20 mana