crystalcat
Terrarian
Yep, this game rises from the ashes of a malfunctioning video card. Welcome back, DTG: Terraria. I missed you.
Yeah, those charges are a bit long for DTG. I consider 10-charges unfeasibly long, myself. Except for extremely long-lived entities, like bosses.
Eh. Anyway.
Your massive combo, including the use of the Mark of Chaos, deals approximately 100,000 damage to the Terror World Feeder and infects it with extra-potent Nurgle's Rot.
Shellshock Tank summoned! Your entities will do as you say.
The Fully Charged Runepaw's Gauntlet is simply Level 25.
You successfully trick the last Repair Surveyor into crashing into the last Cardboard Cutout, before dealing 10,000 damage to the ONE Fortress, healing the PEKKA and the Transistor for 7,000 damage each, and dealing 13,000 damage to the Terror World Feeder! It doesn't freeze...
Ho hum?
(Broken Stopwatch && (Clock && Time Magic) = Timebreaker ) && Fear No Anvil && Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Fast Clock && Slow Clock && Concentrated Entropy = Clock In, Clock Out: Level 15
Concentrated Dog && Determination && Annoying Dog Fur && Legendary Dog Magician Robe && Stopwatch || Comfy Robe = The Dogfiend's Robes: Level 9.
You use the Conga Drums, critting the ONE and the Spookkeeper!
Your entities will do as you say... You also resummon the barely-deceased Terror Crab, renamed to Undead Crab!
Death is indeed unhealthy. Two undamaged BUL Loaders experience this firsthand.
Hello! You join as PG, and immediately prove your worth through an astonishing 40,000 damage to the 48-Eyed Shield! You take no recoil damage because of being invulnerable. Alpha grins as another player joins his side.
Also, there are no paradox rolls in Terraria. I just don't feel like they work for this game. (Well, if you ask for a roll I'll give one, as demonstrated by Tazz below. Call it game gambling. But the effects won't be nearly as drastic as 0rigins, in either direction.)
Sniper Rifle || ((Pain Shard && Pain Shard) && Chainsaw && Pain-inducing Serum && Iron Maiden) == Pain 0.1 (Level 10: 1/11)
Sword || ((Walpurgisnacht's Grief Seed && Hatred Shard) && Serrated Blade && Tears) == Suffering 0.1 (Level 10: 1/11)
Steel Sentinel summoned!
You use the Anarchist's Cookbook! Bombs appear and explode... A bomb explodes on the Blaster Eye, dealing 30,000 damage. A bomb explodes on obligatoryshield.exe, dealing 1 damage. Two bombs explode on Tai's Fedora, dealing 60,000 damage. Finally, three bombs explode on the 48-Eyed Shield, dealing 90,000 damage!
Oh boy. Skirmish Maneuvers executed, Roxxanne and Zetta summoned!
...I'll just let you track all the behind-the-scenes stuff.
I may say no Paradox Rolls, but I think I can make an exception here. You're specifically trying to get a roll off. So...
[9944]
Welp, that's insanely good. The sun overhead suddenly splits into a stable binary pair, following which one of those suns miraculously destabilizes, shrinks, and comes crashing down straight onto the 48-Eyed Shield for INSTEUNT DEAF, and 40,000 damage to each other part of Oblivion, including Oblivion itself. Tai's Fedora dies as well from that damage! The remaining sun returns to normal after a second.
I've also decided... If you call specifically for a Paradox Roll, sure, I'll do one. But in all other Paradox-causing situations, I'll just go 'meh' and move on.
You use the Ion Beacon on the Terrors, dealing a total of 125,000 damage to them, split more or less equally. The lesser Terrors take 25,000 damage each, while the Terror World Feeder takes 50,000 damage.
Well, massive damage, totaling around 125,000+50,000+25,000 equaling 200,000 damage to the Terror World Feeder through uses of the Infinity Edge, Crack the Sky, and general creativity. You then use the Queener on Oblivion.
...
BARK
That was the most epic dog-themed attack I've seen yet. Looks like around 75,000 damage from sheer BARKpower.
One damage!
Ho hum.
The Corrosive Shotgun kills a HOT Loader!
Wastewalkers summoned! Their HP is getting nerfed to 10,000 per, because as it stands you'd get 600,000 HP with a 25-post charge, with more to be summoned every turn.
You then whip out Dawn and stab... the PWR Loaders, killing both of them with a single stab! Somehow.
60,000 damage to Oblivion, halved by Queening to 30,000 damage, and then dropped by Oblivion's damage reduction to 22,500 damage! Bam, creativity isn't always about long posts.
The Godmodder grins, turning your drones to his side and beefing them up into the Drone Army Mk. Ψ, before responding.
GODMODDER: Heh, call this practice. Nothing personal to the players on this server, but I've been getting pretty grandiose lately. Extorted godhood out of a pantheon of gods, destroyed a universe to ascend to godhood a second time, and all after stealing some artifacts and ascending to the highest level of godmodding there is. I felt like I should get back to my roots, trolling a server and trying to make some noobs ragequit. Doesn't hurt that this place is a nexus of the Narrative for some reason, only means the inevitable Anti-Godmodders are harder to take down. Builds skills.
GODMODDER: ...Utopia? Nah. That would be boring.
You use the ...Locket and Rebalance, healing the Armored Void Blimp for a total of 90,000 HP and buffing it massively for three turns!
50,000 damage to 'Splodimus!
Ok. Uh. Dawn needs a charge time, which I think is 2 posts based on how it's Level 30. You can't just attack with it every action. Plus that was a wildly uncreative attack, so much so that I'd actually consider just making that miss. (New mechanic: If you don't put at least a little effort into alchemical attacks, they will just not do anything. This is to prevent stuff like people saying 'I poke [foo] with my random level 25 alchemy' and getting an automatic 30,000 damage.)
So, yeah. NOPE.
Oooh boy. You have no idea.
The Repair Surveyors are dead! You have not specified a target for your rune uses! All you manage to do is jump on the One Fort, breaking several of its Xbox Ones for 15,000 damage!
The Godmodder easily crushes you in debate!
(Welcome to DTG! Read the first post, ask in the discussion thread if you need, and enjoy! If you choose to stay, of course.)
Aquilonem Mors && Burial Blade && Holy Moonlight Sword = Strange Aeon (1/26, Level 25)
Brine && Orchid Fire && Galactic Glove = Abyss (1/26, Level 25)
The Terror Squid takes... 20,000 damage. Not very creative, are we?
15,000 damage to 'Splodimus.
Blank Spell Paper Sheets x3 && Magical Incantations = Spellcards x3 (Level 7: 1/8)
Arm Cannon && Soulbronze = Ex Machina (Level 8: 1/9)
((Nuclear Bomb ++ Destruction) && (Nuclear Bomb ++ Oblivion) && (Nuclear Bomb ++ Void) && (Nuclear Bomb ++ Chaos) && (Nuclear Bomb ++ Death)) && 5 Million Megatons of Other Explosives && Navitas Nox = Madness of Deathwing (Level 25: 1/26)
Welp, the Transistor gets gud. It's not dead, not yet, but it IS ripe for the killing. To summarize: 25% reduction to attack and defense, followed by 60,000 damage (raised to 75,000 by Rebalance's debuff) and then another 60,000 that is really 75,000 along with a bunch of Deteriorate.
[PRETURN]
Charges increment.
[H]
'Splodimus realizes (read: I realize) that Hostile entities shouldn't be able to be controlled. I give DarkSide the option of swapping him to Neutral or losing the ability to control him, before he kills the Terror Squid and deals 100,000 damage to the Terror Goldfish. Looks like, until DarkSide makes a decision next turn, he's still following orders.
[AG]
The Transistor uses Cull() on the ONE Fortress and the Terror Pink Jellyfish, augmented with Tap(). Both take 60,000 damage. The Transistor then heals for 30,000 damage, and swaps to Crash(). It then takes 6,000 damage from XBONIC PLAGUE and 25,000 damage and MHP damage from Deteriorate. A BadCell is summoned.
The PHGC idles, of course.
The ANTs summon 12 more ANTs, bringing them up to 22. They finally return to the battlefield.
The PEKKA swings against the Skyscrapper (because I didn't find an order) and misses.
Painis Tarahu deals 50,000 damage to the Terror World Feeder. He takes 6,000 damage from XBONIC PLAGUE.
Oblivion and its parts deal a total of 175,000 damage to the Terror World Feeder, then all take 6,000 damage from XBONIC PLAGUE. The Blaster Eye dies from this!
The MeeM Barracks summons a Heavy, Scout, and Sniper.
[N]
The Armored Void Blimp drops a bunch of bombs on the ONE, using Bombing Run! The ONE Fortress absorbs most of the blast, taking 65,000 damage, but the remainder was enough to completely kill the Tentacles!
Nihilumbra uses Rainbow, its colors flashing around it in a maelstrom then settling into an ever-shifting prismatic aura! For two turns, starting now and not ticking down this turn, it'll be affected by ALL its colors!
The Endless Pathrazer sees all its targets are dead and just settles for obliterating the ONE Fortress completely.
The Artificial Guardian begins meatshielding the Wastewalkers.
The Wolf Among Shee-- huh, a blur just kinda spirited both the FIX Loaders away. How 'bout that.
The Spookkeeper uses Firestorm Warning! It proceeds to metaphorically roll the dice, gaining (7) targets - the best possible result - before dealing a critted 80,000 damage to... the Seeker Eye, killing it; the Huge P.E.K.K.A; Oblivion (who takes 30,000 damage instead); Painis Tarahi; obligatoryshield.exe, which instead takes 1 damage; the MeeM Heavy, killing it; and the Prime Laserblade.
The Skyscrapper shoots the Terror Goldfish for 13,000 damage.
The Shellshock Tank equips Stream and shoots at the ONE, dealing a total of 20,000 damage because each attack has to do at least 1,000 damage. Kinda. Eh.
The Undead Crab meatshields the Spookkeeper, then heals Nihilumbra for 40,000 HP, which all came out of its sizeable HP pool!
The Steel Sentinel idles!
The Wastewalkers defend -- they will take half damage!
[PG]
The ONE and Opportunity received no orders this turn! They decide to improvise. The ONE gives Painis Tarahi 3 stacks of XBONIC Plague and gives Oblivion another 3 stacks.
Meanwhile, Opportunity summons a bunch of Repair Surveyors (read: 10) and then all its entities, sans Repair Surveyors (which heal the ONE for 10,000) focus fire on the Huge P.E.K.K.A for 20,000 damage. The ION Loaders lose their shields.
The Terror Pink Jellyfish attacks the Huge P.E.K.K.A for 40,000 damage and stun!
The Terror Goldfish uses Snacks for All! It calls up a massive swarm of its lesser brethren, commanding them to feed themselves to the injured. The goldfish, completely dominated by the Terror Goldfish's intense will, do so, letting out one last smile before disappearing down the throat of every PG entity. Every PG is healed for 50,000 HP. The Terror Goldfish then takes 25,000 MHP and HP damage from Deteriorate!
The Terror World Feeder surgically picks off the Artificial Guardian, knocks exactly 35,166 damage off Oblivion, and kills the Prime Sawblade as well. It then attacks 'Splodimus, knocking down his Shield and bringing him down to exactly 900,000 HP! It then takes 20,000 damage from its extra-potent Nurgle's Rot! As it has lost 300,000 HP, it summons three Corrupt Gazers!
[GM]
The Godmodder splits a massive amount of shards off from his crystalline left arm, encasing them in multicolored bubbles of pure destructive energy. He rains down the varicolored gem shards on 'Splodimus and the Huge P.E.K.K.A, where they explode and deal 100,000 damage each. He then heals up the Terror Goldfish, restoring 88,000 HP, before +5ing all PZ players.
'Splodimus [H BOSS] HP: 800,000/1,500,000. Shield: 0/500,000. (Regens 25,000 Shield HP a turn.) Double-Action. Bomb Harp: 6/8. Orbital Cannon: 6/8. Nuclear Satellite Crash: 6/15. Underground H-bomb: 6/15. Doomship: 6/20.
Transistor [AG BOSS] HP: 74,333/318,333. Current Passive(): Tap(). Kill(): 8/8 XBONIC PLAGUE: I -25% Attack, Defense, and Dodge: II Deteriorate: I
Lost Passive()s: Mask(), Ping(), Help(), Void().
Lost Function()s: Jaunt(), Bounce(), Spark(), Crash().
Lost Augment()s: Ping(), Purge(), Crash(), Flood().
BadCells: 10,000/10,000 HP, x2.
Physical Hologram Generating Computer [AG]: Invulnerable. 'Dies' if Windows 7 crashes.
Programs:
Windows 7: 100/100 HP. Regens 2 HP per turn. Takes attackdamage/1000 damage. Can only be attacked if there are no other programs running.
obligatoryshield.exe: 4/10 HP. Loses 1 HP per attack above 3,000 damage. Otherwise, takes no damage.
Alpha ANT [AG] HP: 1,000/1,000. Deflects 99% of damage when attacked. Alpha status can be passed to other ANTs.
ANT [AG] HP: 1/1 (x22.) Attacks may only target one ANT at a time, attacks on an ANT lose 5% damage before spilling over to the next ANT.
Huge P.E.K.K.A. [AG] HP: 500,000/1,000,000. 25% Accuracy Down: I Stunned!
Painis Tarahi [AG] HP: 264,000/500,000. 10% chance to deal 100,000 extra damage to an attacked entity. 25% chance of Double-Action. Regains 50,000 HP after killing an enemy. Enters Rage Mode when at 50% HP, healing to full health and gaining Crits and permanent Double-Action, overriding the earlier chance of Double-Action. XBONIC PLAGUE: IIII
Oblivion [AG BOSS] HP: 500,000/666,666. Takes 0.75x damage while its subsidiary entities are still alive -- takes 2x damage every other turn when all are dead. XBONIC PLAGUE: IIII Queened: I
MeeM Barracks [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000. Summons three MeeM entities every turn!
MeeM Scout: 10,000/10,000 HP, 20% dodge chance.
MeeM Sniper: 15,000/15,000 HP, 5% crit chance, 15% minicrit chance.
Armored Void Blimp [N] HP: 199,000/450,000. Bombing Run 0/3. Void Bomb: 2/5. Death Ray 10/10. +25% Attack, Defense, and Dodge: III
Nihilumbra [N] HP: 140,000/250,000. Current color: RAINBOW II . Rainbow: 0/7.
Endless Pathrazer [N] HP: 14,550/150,000. Triple-Action. Must attack thrice. Deals 1.25x damage, takes 0.75x damage. No longer invulnerable!
Artificial Guardian [N] HP: 0/95,000. DEAD.
Wolf among Sheep [N] HP: 200,000/200,000. Can only be damaged by abilities or charges. Yes, that includes the Godmodder.
The Spookkeeper [N] HP: 130,000/160,000. Damage to it is delayed by 2 turns. Firestorm Warning: 0/3. Blizzard Warning: 4/5. Doom Warning: 4/7. Lich's Pact readied.
Skyscrapper [N] HP: 125,000/125,000. 33% graze chance, 10% dodge chance. 2x damage against flying enemies.
Shellshock Tank [N] HP: 125,000/125,000. Upgraded Weapon: 1/4. Micro Nuke: 1/5. Stream equipped.
Undead Crab [N] HP: 140,000/180,000.
Steel Sentinel [N] HP: 10/10. Only takes 1 damage, and only from player attacks! Reassemble: 1/6.
Wastewalkers [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x20.) Passively summon an additional 10 Wastewalkers every turn, plus 1 Wastewalker per 10 alive! Defending -- half damage until next action! (Will begin summoning more next turn.)
The ONE [PG]: 600,000/600,000 HP. Detonation: 2/3. Pandemic: 2/3. Viral Marketing: 2/5. X: 2/8. Plague Corpses: 0/10 (360: 5. End Times: 10 Potency: 10) Critted.
Roxxanne [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000. Active.
Zetta [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000. Inactive.
Drone Army Mk. Ψ [PG] HP: 25,000/25,000. (x20.) Trace: 1/2. Networked Mind: 1/3. Death Blossom: 1/4.
City of Opportunity [PG]: Invulnerable except through Quests. QUESTS: 1/5. Reinforcements: 350,000/350,000. [MAXED] (+10,000 per turn, increases in proportion to HP damage against Opportunity's summons). Hyperion Troops cannot attack except in Retaliation (or if Quest objectives demand it). Repossession: (9/25)
Constructors [PG] HP: 75,000/75,000. (x3.)
GUN Loaders [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x16.)
HOT Loaders [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Repair Surveyors [PG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x10.) 40% dodge chance, loses it for a turn after healing! Dodge chance lost!
QUEST: HOME MOVIES
Moonshot Beacon [PG] Must be captured by killing its guards! [QUEST OBJECTIVE!]
BUL Loaders [PG] HP: 4,000/15,000. (x1.) Guarding the Moonshot Beacon!
ION Loaders [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Guarding the Moonshot Beacon!
HOT Loaders [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x1.) Guarding the Moonshot Beacon!
Terror Pink Jellyfish [PG] HP: 277,000/400,000. Can Stun attacked enemies! Real Shocker: 3/4.
Terror Goldfish [PG] HP: 200,000/250,000. Heals. Snacks for All: 0/3.
Terror World Feeder [PG BOSS] HP: 1,667,000/2,000,000. May split its damage among any number of entities and in any proportion. Damage increases as it is damaged. Spawns Corrupt Gazers every 100,000 damage it takes. Flames of Tartaros: 1/3. Fangs of Veles: 1/5. Legacy of Glispa: 1/7. Aspect of Nehebkau: 1/8. Extra-potent Nurgle’s Rot: II
Corrupt Gazers [PG] HP: 40,000/40,000. (x3.) Incredible attack, but squishy as all heck.
Godmodder [GM]: HP: 35/100.
Yeah, those charges are a bit long for DTG. I consider 10-charges unfeasibly long, myself. Except for extremely long-lived entities, like bosses.
Eh. Anyway.
Your massive combo, including the use of the Mark of Chaos, deals approximately 100,000 damage to the Terror World Feeder and infects it with extra-potent Nurgle's Rot.
Shellshock Tank summoned! Your entities will do as you say.
The Fully Charged Runepaw's Gauntlet is simply Level 25.
You successfully trick the last Repair Surveyor into crashing into the last Cardboard Cutout, before dealing 10,000 damage to the ONE Fortress, healing the PEKKA and the Transistor for 7,000 damage each, and dealing 13,000 damage to the Terror World Feeder! It doesn't freeze...
Ho hum?
(Broken Stopwatch && (Clock && Time Magic) = Timebreaker ) && Fear No Anvil && Warmaster Rocket Hammer && Fast Clock && Slow Clock && Concentrated Entropy = Clock In, Clock Out: Level 15
Concentrated Dog && Determination && Annoying Dog Fur && Legendary Dog Magician Robe && Stopwatch || Comfy Robe = The Dogfiend's Robes: Level 9.
You use the Conga Drums, critting the ONE and the Spookkeeper!
Your entities will do as you say... You also resummon the barely-deceased Terror Crab, renamed to Undead Crab!
Death is indeed unhealthy. Two undamaged BUL Loaders experience this firsthand.
Hello! You join as PG, and immediately prove your worth through an astonishing 40,000 damage to the 48-Eyed Shield! You take no recoil damage because of being invulnerable. Alpha grins as another player joins his side.
Also, there are no paradox rolls in Terraria. I just don't feel like they work for this game. (Well, if you ask for a roll I'll give one, as demonstrated by Tazz below. Call it game gambling. But the effects won't be nearly as drastic as 0rigins, in either direction.)
Sniper Rifle || ((Pain Shard && Pain Shard) && Chainsaw && Pain-inducing Serum && Iron Maiden) == Pain 0.1 (Level 10: 1/11)
Sword || ((Walpurgisnacht's Grief Seed && Hatred Shard) && Serrated Blade && Tears) == Suffering 0.1 (Level 10: 1/11)
Steel Sentinel summoned!
You use the Anarchist's Cookbook! Bombs appear and explode... A bomb explodes on the Blaster Eye, dealing 30,000 damage. A bomb explodes on obligatoryshield.exe, dealing 1 damage. Two bombs explode on Tai's Fedora, dealing 60,000 damage. Finally, three bombs explode on the 48-Eyed Shield, dealing 90,000 damage!
Oh boy. Skirmish Maneuvers executed, Roxxanne and Zetta summoned!
...I'll just let you track all the behind-the-scenes stuff.
I may say no Paradox Rolls, but I think I can make an exception here. You're specifically trying to get a roll off. So...
[9944]
Welp, that's insanely good. The sun overhead suddenly splits into a stable binary pair, following which one of those suns miraculously destabilizes, shrinks, and comes crashing down straight onto the 48-Eyed Shield for INSTEUNT DEAF, and 40,000 damage to each other part of Oblivion, including Oblivion itself. Tai's Fedora dies as well from that damage! The remaining sun returns to normal after a second.
I've also decided... If you call specifically for a Paradox Roll, sure, I'll do one. But in all other Paradox-causing situations, I'll just go 'meh' and move on.
You use the Ion Beacon on the Terrors, dealing a total of 125,000 damage to them, split more or less equally. The lesser Terrors take 25,000 damage each, while the Terror World Feeder takes 50,000 damage.
Well, massive damage, totaling around 125,000+50,000+25,000 equaling 200,000 damage to the Terror World Feeder through uses of the Infinity Edge, Crack the Sky, and general creativity. You then use the Queener on Oblivion.
...
BARK
That was the most epic dog-themed attack I've seen yet. Looks like around 75,000 damage from sheer BARKpower.
One damage!
Ho hum.
The Corrosive Shotgun kills a HOT Loader!
Wastewalkers summoned! Their HP is getting nerfed to 10,000 per, because as it stands you'd get 600,000 HP with a 25-post charge, with more to be summoned every turn.
You then whip out Dawn and stab... the PWR Loaders, killing both of them with a single stab! Somehow.
60,000 damage to Oblivion, halved by Queening to 30,000 damage, and then dropped by Oblivion's damage reduction to 22,500 damage! Bam, creativity isn't always about long posts.
The Godmodder grins, turning your drones to his side and beefing them up into the Drone Army Mk. Ψ, before responding.
GODMODDER: Heh, call this practice. Nothing personal to the players on this server, but I've been getting pretty grandiose lately. Extorted godhood out of a pantheon of gods, destroyed a universe to ascend to godhood a second time, and all after stealing some artifacts and ascending to the highest level of godmodding there is. I felt like I should get back to my roots, trolling a server and trying to make some noobs ragequit. Doesn't hurt that this place is a nexus of the Narrative for some reason, only means the inevitable Anti-Godmodders are harder to take down. Builds skills.
GODMODDER: ...Utopia? Nah. That would be boring.
Some interesting mechanics are popping up...
@GoldenReady Sure, why the hell not? After all, I'd like to consider this match a "for the funzies" match anyway.Speaking of which... I'm surprised as to how few people are fighting in the arena at the moment. Have people just neglected its existence, or do they just not care for PvP anymore? Hahahaaa....... look at me, saying this...... this might go down in flames just like Terraria's PvP system......... hahahaaaa.... I feel sick just talking about this again...
Forging...
Slot 1: DONE + NEW!
Nightmare Cutlass (Lv. 7) && Dream Mist && Unstable Reality in a Bottle && Portable Dreampoint Stone && Nightmare Stone && Dreamy Spring Water && Dream Camera = Dream's Bane (Lv. 12, 13/13) (+3 Various)
Now things start getting more interesting.
This blade has the ability to manipulate Dreams, Nightmares, and Reality. This blade has the power to set foes to sleep, but even sleeping foes are invulnerable to attack while dreaming, unless someone manages to get into their dream. Thankfully, the blade also comes with the power for the user to infiltrate dreams, and manipulate said dreams into becoming nightmares for the foe. The reality part comes into play when said dreams/nightmares could physically do damage to those stuck in its slumber. The camera allows onlookers to look into the dream. It disengages from the blade once in a dream, and returns to it whenever a dream is left.
However, the energies are limited, and one cannot simply lock their opponent in a dream and slowly murder them that way.
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Sword && Sword = Double-edged sword (Lv. ?, 1/?)
Oh wow. It's a double-edged sword. Whoop-de-flipping-do.
What, you think I'm stupid? You'll see later.
Slot 2: NEW
Berzerker Breaker (Thorium Mod Flail) ++ Rage = Furious Bloodlust (Lv. 10) (2/11)
What was originally an already rage-filled weapon became even more rage-fueled. Feeds upon the user and target's hate and anger for incredible effect; namely, hitting harder, cutting deeper, and making the target and user even more rage-induced, in order for the weapon to feed on it after. Unstoppable raging can either be quelled or built further upon by this weapon; but either way, it still feeds on rage, and grows more powerful by doing so.
The stuff the weapon's made of is said to make you angry just by holding it or even being near it. It's powerful stuff.
Slot 3: In Progress
Bag of Infinite Bombs && (Sad Bombs && Mega Blast && Rubber Cement && Spoon Bender = You're ****ed bombs) && Fairy Bell = Bell of Hellish Anarchy (Lv. 20, 10/21)
Says it all, really.
Flying bomb carriers that drop bombs that fire massive blood lasers in every direction that home in. And they bounce, too. Yeah.
For those that don't know, Mega Blast is an item in Afterbirth obtained from beating Mega Satan with every character in the game. It's basically the massive laser Mega Satan fires.
This may just be a bit too ridiculous.
Slot 4: In Progress
Item Combination Vessel && Infinite Bottle Stash || Brimstone && 20/20 && The Inner Eye && Mutant Spider && Number One && The Pact && Pentagram && Screw && Small Rock && SMB Super Fan! && Bloody Lust && gorilla of Babylon = Stash of Bloodburst Potions (Lv. 25, 10/26)
Just one wicked combination after another.
These one-use potions allow the user to fire 7 brimstone lasers from one's mouth. Seems standard, right? But there's twelve metric gorillatons of firepower behind each of these bad boys. Even more so when you get low on health, when twelve basically becomes 24 in the blink of an eye.
At the lowest HP possible for the user, it then becomes 48.
...
This is really starting to feel ridiculous now.
I think I've watched and played too much Isaac.
Charges...
Charge 1: Unrestricted
Shush... (55/100) (+3 Various)
He got it.
Charge 2: 50-point cap
Portal from the Modded Terraria (16/50)
What? It exists!
Charge 3: 50-point cap
Legends from the Second Dimension (7/50) (+6 Compensation)
There are some legends who exist in all dimensions.
There are many who thrive in three dimensions.
There are none in one dimension.
But those who truly shred the bounds of reality here are those who lived most of their lives in two dimensions.
Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)
(Make sure you read all of their descriptions)
(Green: Positive Passives | Red: Negative passives | Underline: Selection Sections | Yellow: Active switching | Purple: Actives)
HP: 450,000
Airborne (It really doesn't matter anymore, does it?)
Unique Skills:
-Voidbomb: Drops a sphere containing pure void onto some poor fool's head, dishing out heavy damage to that foe, and medium damage to surrounding foes. 5-round charge. Starts fully charged.
-Bombing Run: Drops normal bombs on an opponent and surrounding opponents. Deals medium-high damage. 3-round charge. Starts fully charged.
-Death Ray: Will fire a death ray at an unlucky individual. Deals insane damage. 10-round charge.
-Stupid amount of guns: Always hits the target with basic attacks. If the target would have dodged, deal 50% damage.
-Group Decimation: All attacks always deals 2x damage to groups.
-Incineration: 50% chance to burn target.
-Kamikaze: Will run into the thing that destroyed it, exploding in its face and unleashing the void contained within its balloon. If said thing is an invulnerable character, then randomly select an enemy target.
-'SPLODIMUS, MEET SNIPPAGE-Entity action taken.HP: 125,000
Abilities:
-Multitype: Can load various weapon types for varying effects. Things fired will be added in the Entity Actions, as well as their stats, making it a very versatile foe.
-Upgraded Weapon: Grants a weapon stat buff depending on the upgrade level for one turn. Can be used at any charge level. Can expend any amount of charge at once. 4-round charge. Can attack immediately after using this.
-Micro Nuke: A small nuke... well, compared to what's used around here. Where the tank's from, it's just called "Nuke". Deals heavy damage to one foe and all foes around it. 5-round charge. Upgraded Weapon can also be used on this, so be careful. Can only expend up to 2 Upgrade Weapon charges when using.
Other Stuff...
-NOPE.-
Actions...
"Alright, just a few more calculations and this should be do-
Wait what?"
Zack #1 heard something within the tinkering room he rented from some fat bear a while ago.
"I knew I shouldn't have trusted that guy with my gems! Gah!"
Zack #1 readied up for battle; bow and arrows in hand, ready to strike.
And he would've attacked, too, if he didn't use his powers to find out who it was.
"...What... but he looks so... normal... this doesn't seem right..."
The person he was talking about must have been familiar to him. Yet, he won't say who h-
"It's DarkSide. How did you not figure this out by now? But that's not what I'm worried about. I'm just worried about how he looks so normal when he seemed powerful enough to defy the Narrative completely?"
Huh. Well then. Maybe you should hear his story then.
"Eh, sure."
DarkSide finally turned the corner, completely exhausted and ready to collapse.
"Ugggh... am I in the clear yet..."
He stumbles into the room.
"DarkSide, the hell are you talkin' about?"
"The thing in the barrier room... I-"
DarkSide collapses from exhaustion.
"...Oh gorilla."
...
#1: Get the crew over here immediately.
#2: Why?
#1: Just get them over here. STAT.
...
Zack #2 sends the rest into the Aetherian Portal.
"And exactly why should we?"
"#1 wants you. Go. Now."
...
"...He's fine. Just exhausted. Needs a few hours to recover and he'll be in fighting condition in no time."
A Darkone Nurse told the crew. She looked as if she merged with an owl somehow.
"Hm... I do not know anyone named 'DarkSide' from my race's database. Though he looks eerily familiar... looks like..."
"Looks like...?"
"...
...
...
...Wait... there's a glitched name in the database! Here!"
The nurse shows them a tablet with some sort of database. Apparently, it was a birth database for all Darkone. All of them had to register at birth.
The section the database shows was the "Fe" section, with a glitched name right at the end of that section.
"This should not be here! What is this!?"
"...You don't think... no!"
"What? Spit it out!"
"I think that glitched name is- or, well, was- DarkSide's original name. But... how is it glitched?"
The Nurse ponders it for a bit, but is still completely confused by it.
"...This makes no sense! How, in the name of whateverthehellyoubelievein, could this happen!? The database is completely impenetrable, and no data should be corrupted!"
"Do you have any written documentation?"
"...Yeah. Why?"
"Paper is not a program, and cannot be glitched. See f you can find the name."
"Good idea!"
{30 minutes later...}
The nurse returns with a paper in hand.
"...There was a glitched paper."
"? Are you sure nobody slipped a false paper in there?"
"Impossible. Even that is kept under the highest security. Any Darkone - or anything, for that matter - will not get past it without a special pass."
"...So... some weird power is causing this to happen, then."
"Yeah, I'd say."
"We'll interrogate DarkSide whenever he gets up. See if we can't get any info out of him."
And so they waited.
Zack #2 was not about to get his allies curbstomped, so he decided the best course of action was to use healz and buffs!
...LOCKET EXPENDED
REBALANCE EXPENDED
Zack raised Leinro Fiit and pointed it into the air, ready to unleash its special.
But at the same time, he threw the activated ...Locket up into the air. The five beams that were to buff up an entity went through the ...Locket first (and through the Heart... as well if used on the same entity), before having all 5 plunge down onto the Armored Void Blimp for massive buffs and quite a bit of healing. Trust me, that thing needed it.
After, Zack grabs some metal plating, multiple tools, and a large void tank. He flew up to the Armored Void Blimp and began repairing any leaks and fixing any dents in the blimp, and refilling it with whatever void it lost while damaged. AKA: Zack healed it.
To summarize:
-The Armored Void Blimp was healed by the ...Locket and my action.
-It also gained 25% ATTACK, DEFENSE, and DODGE for 3 turns.
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III)
Casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
"The user raises the Lance of Creation, causing a massive white cross silhouette with wings to appear. It flies above the 3 targeted entities and obliterates the area around them, as well as the entities themselves. It then heals an allied entity."
Mark of Chaos {IIIIII}
Upon use of this spoil, choose one of the Gods of the Warp - Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, or Nurgle. Depending on the chosen god, this spoil will have different effects.
Khorne: Crits three entities' next attacks by filling them with bloodlust.
Tzeentch: Deal very high (100,000) damage to an entity by throwing a blast of Warp-fire.
Slaanesh: Heal an entity for a very high (100,000) amount by knitting together their flesh. Unfortunately, they also gain several non-gameplay-effecting mutations.
Nurgle: Infect an entity with a potent version of Nurgle's Rot. This blight decreases their attack by 25% and deals 20,000 damage to them per turn, lasting for 3 turns.
...Locket [III] IN USE
When used along with the Heart... (owned by @W32Coravint ), performs an absolutely massive heal on one entity. Otherwise, heals a moderately high amount to one entity.Suldaan-Doom's Meteor(s): {III}
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals massive damage to a lone target, but can also evenly split the damage between up to 10 targets.
"As the stars shine more brightly than usual, meteor(s) begin to pierce straight through the atmospheric layers of the earth like butter. They strike the enemy, and ravage them. Other than that, you can do whatever the dump ya want with the meteors."
Leinro Fiit-Rebalance: ^III^ IN USE
Buffs the attack, defense, and dodge chance of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 3 turns. You get 5 points, able to be applied to up to 5 targets. Multiple points can be applied to the same target for greater effect. Each point increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
"The blade form of the weapon is raised. Five unstable, purple-pink beams emerge from the tip of the blade, flying in strange patterns as they travel to the target entity/(ies). As they land on their mark, the enemies affected feel badly weakened, while allies hit felt far stronger."
My 3 main weapons (Leinro Fiit, Ved Vozahnil, Suldaan)-Fear The Darkness: /IIIII/
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
"The three blades of the Apocalypse; Ved, Leinro, and Suldaan; circle the wielder, as a massive burst of raw negative energy flies clean out of the user's body, mind, and soul, withering the target's willpower, essence, flesh, and innards as it slices through the target's face like a boat through water. The burst is said to relieve even the most extreme of stress from the user."
Support:
GoldenReady (+1)
Toast (+1)
Sirplop (+1)
As per usual.
The MR alchemy upgrade and my Inventory can now be found HERE, at the bottom of the post. The project has been cancelled.
You use the ...Locket and Rebalance, healing the Armored Void Blimp for a total of 90,000 HP and buffing it massively for three turns!
50,000 damage to 'Splodimus!
Ok. Uh. Dawn needs a charge time, which I think is 2 posts based on how it's Level 30. You can't just attack with it every action. Plus that was a wildly uncreative attack, so much so that I'd actually consider just making that miss. (New mechanic: If you don't put at least a little effort into alchemical attacks, they will just not do anything. This is to prevent stuff like people saying 'I poke [foo] with my random level 25 alchemy' and getting an automatic 30,000 damage.)
So, yeah. NOPE.
Oooh boy. You have no idea.
The Repair Surveyors are dead! You have not specified a target for your rune uses! All you manage to do is jump on the One Fort, breaking several of its Xbox Ones for 15,000 damage!
The Godmodder easily crushes you in debate!
(Welcome to DTG! Read the first post, ask in the discussion thread if you need, and enjoy! If you choose to stay, of course.)
Aquilonem Mors && Burial Blade && Holy Moonlight Sword = Strange Aeon (1/26, Level 25)
Brine && Orchid Fire && Galactic Glove = Abyss (1/26, Level 25)
The Terror Squid takes... 20,000 damage. Not very creative, are we?
15,000 damage to 'Splodimus.
Blank Spell Paper Sheets x3 && Magical Incantations = Spellcards x3 (Level 7: 1/8)
Arm Cannon && Soulbronze = Ex Machina (Level 8: 1/9)
((Nuclear Bomb ++ Destruction) && (Nuclear Bomb ++ Oblivion) && (Nuclear Bomb ++ Void) && (Nuclear Bomb ++ Chaos) && (Nuclear Bomb ++ Death)) && 5 Million Megatons of Other Explosives && Navitas Nox = Madness of Deathwing (Level 25: 1/26)
Welp, the Transistor gets gud. It's not dead, not yet, but it IS ripe for the killing. To summarize: 25% reduction to attack and defense, followed by 60,000 damage (raised to 75,000 by Rebalance's debuff) and then another 60,000 that is really 75,000 along with a bunch of Deteriorate.
[PRETURN]
Charges increment.
[H]
'Splodimus realizes (read: I realize) that Hostile entities shouldn't be able to be controlled. I give DarkSide the option of swapping him to Neutral or losing the ability to control him, before he kills the Terror Squid and deals 100,000 damage to the Terror Goldfish. Looks like, until DarkSide makes a decision next turn, he's still following orders.
[AG]
The Transistor uses Cull() on the ONE Fortress and the Terror Pink Jellyfish, augmented with Tap(). Both take 60,000 damage. The Transistor then heals for 30,000 damage, and swaps to Crash(). It then takes 6,000 damage from XBONIC PLAGUE and 25,000 damage and MHP damage from Deteriorate. A BadCell is summoned.
The PHGC idles, of course.
The ANTs summon 12 more ANTs, bringing them up to 22. They finally return to the battlefield.
The PEKKA swings against the Skyscrapper (because I didn't find an order) and misses.
Painis Tarahu deals 50,000 damage to the Terror World Feeder. He takes 6,000 damage from XBONIC PLAGUE.
Oblivion and its parts deal a total of 175,000 damage to the Terror World Feeder, then all take 6,000 damage from XBONIC PLAGUE. The Blaster Eye dies from this!
The MeeM Barracks summons a Heavy, Scout, and Sniper.
[N]
The Armored Void Blimp drops a bunch of bombs on the ONE, using Bombing Run! The ONE Fortress absorbs most of the blast, taking 65,000 damage, but the remainder was enough to completely kill the Tentacles!
Nihilumbra uses Rainbow, its colors flashing around it in a maelstrom then settling into an ever-shifting prismatic aura! For two turns, starting now and not ticking down this turn, it'll be affected by ALL its colors!
The Endless Pathrazer sees all its targets are dead and just settles for obliterating the ONE Fortress completely.
The Artificial Guardian begins meatshielding the Wastewalkers.
The Wolf Among Shee-- huh, a blur just kinda spirited both the FIX Loaders away. How 'bout that.
The Spookkeeper uses Firestorm Warning! It proceeds to metaphorically roll the dice, gaining (7) targets - the best possible result - before dealing a critted 80,000 damage to... the Seeker Eye, killing it; the Huge P.E.K.K.A; Oblivion (who takes 30,000 damage instead); Painis Tarahi; obligatoryshield.exe, which instead takes 1 damage; the MeeM Heavy, killing it; and the Prime Laserblade.
The Skyscrapper shoots the Terror Goldfish for 13,000 damage.
The Shellshock Tank equips Stream and shoots at the ONE, dealing a total of 20,000 damage because each attack has to do at least 1,000 damage. Kinda. Eh.
The Undead Crab meatshields the Spookkeeper, then heals Nihilumbra for 40,000 HP, which all came out of its sizeable HP pool!
The Steel Sentinel idles!
The Wastewalkers defend -- they will take half damage!
[PG]
The ONE and Opportunity received no orders this turn! They decide to improvise. The ONE gives Painis Tarahi 3 stacks of XBONIC Plague and gives Oblivion another 3 stacks.
Meanwhile, Opportunity summons a bunch of Repair Surveyors (read: 10) and then all its entities, sans Repair Surveyors (which heal the ONE for 10,000) focus fire on the Huge P.E.K.K.A for 20,000 damage. The ION Loaders lose their shields.
The Terror Pink Jellyfish attacks the Huge P.E.K.K.A for 40,000 damage and stun!
The Terror Goldfish uses Snacks for All! It calls up a massive swarm of its lesser brethren, commanding them to feed themselves to the injured. The goldfish, completely dominated by the Terror Goldfish's intense will, do so, letting out one last smile before disappearing down the throat of every PG entity. Every PG is healed for 50,000 HP. The Terror Goldfish then takes 25,000 MHP and HP damage from Deteriorate!
The Terror World Feeder surgically picks off the Artificial Guardian, knocks exactly 35,166 damage off Oblivion, and kills the Prime Sawblade as well. It then attacks 'Splodimus, knocking down his Shield and bringing him down to exactly 900,000 HP! It then takes 20,000 damage from its extra-potent Nurgle's Rot! As it has lost 300,000 HP, it summons three Corrupt Gazers!
[GM]
The Godmodder splits a massive amount of shards off from his crystalline left arm, encasing them in multicolored bubbles of pure destructive energy. He rains down the varicolored gem shards on 'Splodimus and the Huge P.E.K.K.A, where they explode and deal 100,000 damage each. He then heals up the Terror Goldfish, restoring 88,000 HP, before +5ing all PZ players.
'Splodimus [H BOSS] HP: 800,000/1,500,000. Shield: 0/500,000. (Regens 25,000 Shield HP a turn.) Double-Action. Bomb Harp: 6/8. Orbital Cannon: 6/8. Nuclear Satellite Crash: 6/15. Underground H-bomb: 6/15. Doomship: 6/20.
Transistor [AG BOSS] HP: 74,333/318,333. Current Passive(): Tap(). Kill(): 8/8 XBONIC PLAGUE: I -25% Attack, Defense, and Dodge: II Deteriorate: I
Lost Passive()s: Mask(), Ping(), Help(), Void().
Lost Function()s: Jaunt(), Bounce(), Spark(), Crash().
Lost Augment()s: Ping(), Purge(), Crash(), Flood().
BadCells: 10,000/10,000 HP, x2.
Physical Hologram Generating Computer [AG]: Invulnerable. 'Dies' if Windows 7 crashes.
Programs:
Windows 7: 100/100 HP. Regens 2 HP per turn. Takes attackdamage/1000 damage. Can only be attacked if there are no other programs running.
obligatoryshield.exe: 4/10 HP. Loses 1 HP per attack above 3,000 damage. Otherwise, takes no damage.
Alpha ANT [AG] HP: 1,000/1,000. Deflects 99% of damage when attacked. Alpha status can be passed to other ANTs.
ANT [AG] HP: 1/1 (x22.) Attacks may only target one ANT at a time, attacks on an ANT lose 5% damage before spilling over to the next ANT.
Huge P.E.K.K.A. [AG] HP: 500,000/1,000,000. 25% Accuracy Down: I Stunned!
Painis Tarahi [AG] HP: 264,000/500,000. 10% chance to deal 100,000 extra damage to an attacked entity. 25% chance of Double-Action. Regains 50,000 HP after killing an enemy. Enters Rage Mode when at 50% HP, healing to full health and gaining Crits and permanent Double-Action, overriding the earlier chance of Double-Action. XBONIC PLAGUE: IIII
Oblivion [AG BOSS] HP: 500,000/666,666. Takes 0.75x damage while its subsidiary entities are still alive -- takes 2x damage every other turn when all are dead. XBONIC PLAGUE: IIII Queened: I
MeeM Barracks [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000. Summons three MeeM entities every turn!
MeeM Scout: 10,000/10,000 HP, 20% dodge chance.
MeeM Sniper: 15,000/15,000 HP, 5% crit chance, 15% minicrit chance.
Armored Void Blimp [N] HP: 199,000/450,000. Bombing Run 0/3. Void Bomb: 2/5. Death Ray 10/10. +25% Attack, Defense, and Dodge: III
Nihilumbra [N] HP: 140,000/250,000. Current color: RAINBOW II . Rainbow: 0/7.
Endless Pathrazer [N] HP: 14,550/150,000. Triple-Action. Must attack thrice. Deals 1.25x damage, takes 0.75x damage. No longer invulnerable!
Artificial Guardian [N] HP: 0/95,000. DEAD.
Wolf among Sheep [N] HP: 200,000/200,000. Can only be damaged by abilities or charges. Yes, that includes the Godmodder.
The Spookkeeper [N] HP: 130,000/160,000. Damage to it is delayed by 2 turns. Firestorm Warning: 0/3. Blizzard Warning: 4/5. Doom Warning: 4/7. Lich's Pact readied.
Skyscrapper [N] HP: 125,000/125,000. 33% graze chance, 10% dodge chance. 2x damage against flying enemies.
Shellshock Tank [N] HP: 125,000/125,000. Upgraded Weapon: 1/4. Micro Nuke: 1/5. Stream equipped.
Undead Crab [N] HP: 140,000/180,000.
Steel Sentinel [N] HP: 10/10. Only takes 1 damage, and only from player attacks! Reassemble: 1/6.
Wastewalkers [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x20.) Passively summon an additional 10 Wastewalkers every turn, plus 1 Wastewalker per 10 alive! Defending -- half damage until next action! (Will begin summoning more next turn.)
The ONE [PG]: 600,000/600,000 HP. Detonation: 2/3. Pandemic: 2/3. Viral Marketing: 2/5. X: 2/8. Plague Corpses: 0/10 (360: 5. End Times: 10 Potency: 10) Critted.
Roxxanne [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000. Active.
Zetta [PG] HP: 150,000/150,000. Inactive.
Drone Army Mk. Ψ [PG] HP: 25,000/25,000. (x20.) Trace: 1/2. Networked Mind: 1/3. Death Blossom: 1/4.
City of Opportunity [PG]: Invulnerable except through Quests. QUESTS: 1/5. Reinforcements: 350,000/350,000. [MAXED] (+10,000 per turn, increases in proportion to HP damage against Opportunity's summons). Hyperion Troops cannot attack except in Retaliation (or if Quest objectives demand it). Repossession: (9/25)
Constructors [PG] HP: 75,000/75,000. (x3.)
GUN Loaders [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x16.)
HOT Loaders [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Repair Surveyors [PG] HP: 1,000/1,000. (x10.) 40% dodge chance, loses it for a turn after healing! Dodge chance lost!
QUEST: HOME MOVIES
Moonshot Beacon [PG] Must be captured by killing its guards! [QUEST OBJECTIVE!]
BUL Loaders [PG] HP: 4,000/15,000. (x1.) Guarding the Moonshot Beacon!
ION Loaders [PG] HP: 15,000/15,000. (x2.) Guarding the Moonshot Beacon!
HOT Loaders [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x1.) Guarding the Moonshot Beacon!
Terror Pink Jellyfish [PG] HP: 277,000/400,000. Can Stun attacked enemies! Real Shocker: 3/4.
Terror Goldfish [PG] HP: 200,000/250,000. Heals. Snacks for All: 0/3.
Terror World Feeder [PG BOSS] HP: 1,667,000/2,000,000. May split its damage among any number of entities and in any proportion. Damage increases as it is damaged. Spawns Corrupt Gazers every 100,000 damage it takes. Flames of Tartaros: 1/3. Fangs of Veles: 1/5. Legacy of Glispa: 1/7. Aspect of Nehebkau: 1/8. Extra-potent Nurgle’s Rot: II
Corrupt Gazers [PG] HP: 40,000/40,000. (x3.) Incredible attack, but squishy as all heck.
Godmodder [GM]: HP: 35/100.
Kayaws Emeralds: Owned by pionoplayer. When used, they transform the user into a super state for 3 turns, critting all their attacks for that time. Cooldown only begins after the crits have worn off. Cooldown: 4/4.
Pineapple Device: Owned by teag2. When used, it fires a super sonic jet of pineapple juice at an entity, dealing massive damage. It also deals splash damage to another random entity of any alignment. Cooldown: 3/3.
Contaminated Vocal Chords: Owned by greenpokeman2000. When used, summons an invincible Ghost of Zombie entity for 2 turns. Cooldown of 4 turns. Cooldown: 4/4.
Uber Wrench: Owned by Redstonetam15. When used, either 3 Level 1 Sentrys appear and do high damage to 3 entities, or 1 Level 3 Sentry appears and deals extreme damage to 1 entity. Cooldown: 4/4.
Giant Bat Wing: Owned by Sirplop. Upon use, it will rise one entity into the air, making it invunerable for 1 turn. Cooldown: 4/4.
Atomic Gel: Owned by eboLag.exe. Upon use, it will deal insane damage to one enemy, but also insta-kill an entity of your alignment. Cooldown: 7/7.
Central Processing Unit: Owned by gladiusAssailant. Upon use, it will summon a Phantom GodBot entity for 4 turns. Cooldown: 6/6.
Crimson Skull: Ownd by pionoplayer. When used, it will either boost your attack tremendously, with a 1/5 chance, or just deal huge damage to an entity. Cooldown: 4/4.
Corrupt Tooth: Owned by eboLag.exe. When used, it will inflict Corrupt on an enemy for 3 turns. Corrupt: Causes the affected enemy to take double damage, and deal half damage. Cooldown: 5/5.
Nice Fleece Blanket: Owned by CrypticCataclysm. When used, it will both shield an entity for 2 turns, AND make all their attacks inflict Blaze for 2 turns. Cooldown: 8/8.
Medusa Head: Owned by GoldenReady. When used, it will fire out a ****ton of lasers, dealing high damage and inflicting Petrify on the affected entity for 2 turns. Cooldown: 4/4.
The Smooth Granite Pebble: Formerly owned by crystalcat, now owned by W32Coravint. When used, it transforms one entity into a solid granite statue, rendering it both invulnerable and unable to attack for a turn. Cooldown: 3/3.
Akron's Core: Owned by GoldenReady. When used, it casts one of Akron's lower-powered abilities for the cost of 5 charges, or one of his ultimates for the cost of 12 charges. Cooldown: 12/12.
Crystallized Ki: Owned by GoldenReady. When used, the user may opt to drain HP from an allied entity to increase the spoil’s damage. Or not. Either way, the user gathers power before channeling it all into a massive attack. Cooldown: 0/5.
Anarchist's Cookbook: Owned by TheFlamingToast. When used, it deals large damage to 7 random entities on a side. Cooldown: 0/5.
Ion Beacon: Owned by insert_generic_username. Depending on charge level, does different things. If charged 1 round, fires small missiles that deal light damage to three enemies. If charged 2 rounds, fires a large bomb that deals medium damage to one enemy. If charged 3 rounds, fires a large missile that deals heavy damage to two enemies. If charged 4 rounds, calls down an Ion Cannon strike to deal massive damage to four enemies. Cooldown: 0/4.
Scythe of (Eardrum) Death: Owned by The_Flaming_Toast. When used, the owner screams into the microphone attached into the scythe's blade, setting it vibrating savagely, before slashing a single enemy for extremely high damage. Cooldown: 4/4.
Coral Riff Guitar: Owned by GoldenReady. When used, summons four Tentacles with 50,000 HP each that will meatshield entities of the user's choice and also use weak attacks in the EOTB. Cooldown: 1/4.
Lance of Creation: Owned by DarkSide. When used, deals high damage to three entities and heals an entity of the user's choice, all through a massive cross-shaped beam of holy energy. Cooldown: 1/3.
Sword of Destruction: Owned by W32Coravint. When used, deals high damage to three entities and inflicts Inferno, a superpowered version of Burn, on them. Cooldown: 3/3.
The Queener: Owned by Cyanogynist. A blue chess piece that flickers between pawn, knight, bishop, rook, and queen. When used, applies the Queened effect to an entity for two turns, halving all damage done to it and critting all of its attacks. Cooldown: 0/5.
Conga Drums: Owned by The_Flaming_Toast. When used, cause two entities to form a conga line for a turn, critting their attacks that turn. Cooldown: 0/3.
The Great Horn: Owned by Erelye. When used, summons a massive spectral stampede of eldritch abominations to trample an entity and two other entities of the same alignment. Cooldown: 5/5.
Heart...: Owned by W32Coravint. When used along with the ...Locket, performs an absolutely massive heal on one entity. Otherwise, heals a moderately high amount to one entity. Cooldown: 3/3.
...Locket: Owned by DarkSide. When used along with the Heart..., performs an absolutely massive heal on one entity. Otherwise, heals a moderately high amount to one entity. Cooldown: 0/3.
Infinity Edge: Owned by Cyanogynist. When used, perform a Fatal Strike on one enemy, dealing extremely high damage. Cooldown: 0/4.
The Golden Lute: Owned by insert_generic_username. When used, initiates a formal combo attack, where multiple players may team up under a common theme for huge damage when the combo finally goes off! Cooldown: 6/6.
Mark of Chaos: Owned by DarkSide. Upon use, either deals very high damage, heals a very high amount of HP, crits three entities' next attacks, or infects an enemy with extra-potent Nurgle's Rot for three turns, dealing 20,000 damage per turn and decreasing their damage output by 25%. Cooldown: 0/6.
Pineapple Device: Owned by teag2. When used, it fires a super sonic jet of pineapple juice at an entity, dealing massive damage. It also deals splash damage to another random entity of any alignment. Cooldown: 3/3.
Contaminated Vocal Chords: Owned by greenpokeman2000. When used, summons an invincible Ghost of Zombie entity for 2 turns. Cooldown of 4 turns. Cooldown: 4/4.
Uber Wrench: Owned by Redstonetam15. When used, either 3 Level 1 Sentrys appear and do high damage to 3 entities, or 1 Level 3 Sentry appears and deals extreme damage to 1 entity. Cooldown: 4/4.
Giant Bat Wing: Owned by Sirplop. Upon use, it will rise one entity into the air, making it invunerable for 1 turn. Cooldown: 4/4.
Atomic Gel: Owned by eboLag.exe. Upon use, it will deal insane damage to one enemy, but also insta-kill an entity of your alignment. Cooldown: 7/7.
Central Processing Unit: Owned by gladiusAssailant. Upon use, it will summon a Phantom GodBot entity for 4 turns. Cooldown: 6/6.
Crimson Skull: Ownd by pionoplayer. When used, it will either boost your attack tremendously, with a 1/5 chance, or just deal huge damage to an entity. Cooldown: 4/4.
Corrupt Tooth: Owned by eboLag.exe. When used, it will inflict Corrupt on an enemy for 3 turns. Corrupt: Causes the affected enemy to take double damage, and deal half damage. Cooldown: 5/5.
Nice Fleece Blanket: Owned by CrypticCataclysm. When used, it will both shield an entity for 2 turns, AND make all their attacks inflict Blaze for 2 turns. Cooldown: 8/8.
Medusa Head: Owned by GoldenReady. When used, it will fire out a ****ton of lasers, dealing high damage and inflicting Petrify on the affected entity for 2 turns. Cooldown: 4/4.
The Smooth Granite Pebble: Formerly owned by crystalcat, now owned by W32Coravint. When used, it transforms one entity into a solid granite statue, rendering it both invulnerable and unable to attack for a turn. Cooldown: 3/3.
Akron's Core: Owned by GoldenReady. When used, it casts one of Akron's lower-powered abilities for the cost of 5 charges, or one of his ultimates for the cost of 12 charges. Cooldown: 12/12.
Crystallized Ki: Owned by GoldenReady. When used, the user may opt to drain HP from an allied entity to increase the spoil’s damage. Or not. Either way, the user gathers power before channeling it all into a massive attack. Cooldown: 0/5.
Anarchist's Cookbook: Owned by TheFlamingToast. When used, it deals large damage to 7 random entities on a side. Cooldown: 0/5.
Ion Beacon: Owned by insert_generic_username. Depending on charge level, does different things. If charged 1 round, fires small missiles that deal light damage to three enemies. If charged 2 rounds, fires a large bomb that deals medium damage to one enemy. If charged 3 rounds, fires a large missile that deals heavy damage to two enemies. If charged 4 rounds, calls down an Ion Cannon strike to deal massive damage to four enemies. Cooldown: 0/4.
Scythe of (Eardrum) Death: Owned by The_Flaming_Toast. When used, the owner screams into the microphone attached into the scythe's blade, setting it vibrating savagely, before slashing a single enemy for extremely high damage. Cooldown: 4/4.
Coral Riff Guitar: Owned by GoldenReady. When used, summons four Tentacles with 50,000 HP each that will meatshield entities of the user's choice and also use weak attacks in the EOTB. Cooldown: 1/4.
Lance of Creation: Owned by DarkSide. When used, deals high damage to three entities and heals an entity of the user's choice, all through a massive cross-shaped beam of holy energy. Cooldown: 1/3.
Sword of Destruction: Owned by W32Coravint. When used, deals high damage to three entities and inflicts Inferno, a superpowered version of Burn, on them. Cooldown: 3/3.
The Queener: Owned by Cyanogynist. A blue chess piece that flickers between pawn, knight, bishop, rook, and queen. When used, applies the Queened effect to an entity for two turns, halving all damage done to it and critting all of its attacks. Cooldown: 0/5.
Conga Drums: Owned by The_Flaming_Toast. When used, cause two entities to form a conga line for a turn, critting their attacks that turn. Cooldown: 0/3.
The Great Horn: Owned by Erelye. When used, summons a massive spectral stampede of eldritch abominations to trample an entity and two other entities of the same alignment. Cooldown: 5/5.
Heart...: Owned by W32Coravint. When used along with the ...Locket, performs an absolutely massive heal on one entity. Otherwise, heals a moderately high amount to one entity. Cooldown: 3/3.
...Locket: Owned by DarkSide. When used along with the Heart..., performs an absolutely massive heal on one entity. Otherwise, heals a moderately high amount to one entity. Cooldown: 0/3.
Infinity Edge: Owned by Cyanogynist. When used, perform a Fatal Strike on one enemy, dealing extremely high damage. Cooldown: 0/4.
The Golden Lute: Owned by insert_generic_username. When used, initiates a formal combo attack, where multiple players may team up under a common theme for huge damage when the combo finally goes off! Cooldown: 6/6.
Mark of Chaos: Owned by DarkSide. Upon use, either deals very high damage, heals a very high amount of HP, crits three entities' next attacks, or infects an enemy with extra-potent Nurgle's Rot for three turns, dealing 20,000 damage per turn and decreasing their damage output by 25%. Cooldown: 0/6.
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