Agent Sandstorm Σ

And now Chrome itself is being a .
It won't load any audio or video whatsoever.

You said on CantWontDo’s profile post titled [no]:
Course this is gonna be more popular than literally any other profile post I've done.

And you were right!

So, over the course of a while from now, I'm gonna be letting others take over the profile for a month at a time. I'm not gonna change the user, but I WILL change the avatar to signify who's who.
Also, they will each be using a specific text color.

This goes out to all those with notifications enabled: I pity you.

Quick Update: I will not be active for a bit around tonight, as I am catching up on movies I've missed out on.
So far, I've watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off, today I'm gonna watch Into the Spider-Verse.

Jesus, you might beat Dragonwolf and/or Animus for the most messages soon enough.

Another day, another comic.
Also, I find it weird how Eminem somehow got onto Just Dance 2021.

To literally everybody:
I'm not a bird. I'm a ing protogen.
Oh wait, I have to upload something interesting.
Here's whatever:

I'm gonna be offline for a lot of tonight.
I'm helping some relatives with Mario Kart.

Well, new pfp. Should've expected nobody to care.
Oh, and I'm posting another XKCD comic today. Here it is.

Hey, you're a cool guy. I'm giving life crystals to my followers, and you seem to be one, thanks!
(Plus, I will be joining your RP sooner or later.)

All credit goes to XKCD for providing this relatable comic. Enjoy.

I'm here, having recently exposed my screen, and everybody else is just...
posting
and they're getting more attention.

Update: I finally removed the helmet.

Quick question everybody:
Should I take off the armor now, or wait until December?
This is Sandstorm speaking, I let Darth Vader go do his job of murdering kids or whatever.

I'm happy to announce I am getting back into playing The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild!

Also, I reached Pro Series B in Trials Rising, but nobody knows about Trials.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

If one meaningless task was turned into a well-paying job, what task would you choose?

If anybody's wondering why I type so fast, I used to do a lot of Minecraft Roleplay.
My typing's fast enough for that, but not fast enough for Among Us, sadly.

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