agent_alx
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agent_alx

Golem, Male, from Staffordshire, England

bee removal Feb 26, 2019

agent_alx was last seen:
Mar 17, 2019
    1. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      bee removal
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      2. neoselket
        neoselket
        These puns bug me
        Feb 26, 2019
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        beegon, thots
        Mar 3, 2019
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        i have noticed that despite the quantity of members of this forum, my previous comment has not received any likes
        Mar 17, 2019
    2. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      4 years boys
      1. Daikonradish likes this.
      2. Plaguerion
        Plaguerion
        :red: yeah, buddy
        Feb 24, 2019
        Daikonradish likes this.
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        ah, I see you too reopened tcf during our discussion
        Feb 24, 2019
        Plaguerion likes this.
      4. UltiDaniel
        UltiDaniel
        congrats!
        Feb 24, 2019
    3. TheWorfer27
      TheWorfer27
      Happy birthday!
    4. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      man i just realised how small this forum is that having over 100 followers is impressive
      1. E X P A N S I O N P A C K
        E X P A N S I O N P A C K
        Even having 50 followers is pretty impressive.
        Sep 4, 2018
      2. TheWorfer27
        TheWorfer27
        Yes you would have over 1% if the people following you
        Sep 4, 2018
    5. Plaguerion
    6. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      i'm on schedule to make another status update
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        here in the comments, let me complain about how i was an idiot years ago and now i can't change my username
        Jul 25, 2018
      2. neoselket
        neoselket
        I don't even know why there's a limit.
        Jul 25, 2018
      3. Plaguerion
        Plaguerion
        big gay
        Jul 25, 2018
    7. Pepsi
      Pepsi
      I II
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      2. Dg-vr
        Dg-vr
        No.
        May 25, 2018
        The True Hero likes this.
      3. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        u can't stop me
        May 25, 2018
        The True Hero likes this.
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        i can't believe you've done this pepsi
        Jun 27, 2018
        The True Hero likes this.
    8. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      @[17674:@Pepsi] :)
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        May 18, 2018
      2. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        /kill alex
        May 18, 2018
      3. agent_alx
        May 21, 2018
    9. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      cider is good, desu is getting drunk again
    10. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      big mood
      1. SkyEverTerra likes this.
    11. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      desu is drunk ama
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        wat did they really amke ti so that a comment on another perosn's profile goes onto the main site page
        that's strange
        Mar 23, 2018
      2. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        ey ; ) ; )
        Mar 27, 2018
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        hey pep
        desu is not drunk anymore
        Mar 31, 2018
    12. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      so how are you lot?
      1. Ori likes this.
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      3. FlyKip
        FlyKip
        Ey I don't know to it's you
        Feb 8, 2018
      4. The True Hero
        The True Hero
        Wow you’re back
        Feb 9, 2018
      5. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        yeah its me
        only 1 month later
        Mar 2, 2018
        FlyKip likes this.
    13. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      i claim I'm a long-time, :red:poster, yet i don't :red:post anymore.
      1. Pepsi likes this.
      2. neoselket
        neoselket
        Woah, you're back!
        Dec 24, 2017
      3. Ori
        Ori
        so make soul for the name
        Dec 29, 2017
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        am I back tho? I honestly should use at least statuses more, cause it's no fun missing out on you guys
        Feb 7, 2018
    14. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      new comp WOOOOOOOOOO hi tcf
      1. MournfulRelic, Dg-vr and Daikonradish like this.
      2. Daikonradish
        Daikonradish
        Heyo!!
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. stormconure
        stormconure
        Holy crap, were you like dead for ages or was i just being ignorant
        Sep 14, 2017
        aWolfen likes this.
      4. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        no
        Oct 6, 2017
    15. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      help im nocturnal
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      2. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        god dammit kras

        i've resisted the urge to make that joke, and look what you decide to do
        Jul 1, 2017
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        kras PLEASE
        Jul 1, 2017
      4. Techhunter_Talon
        Techhunter_Talon
        Can I have a Skeleton Key? Please? *Looks hopeful.*
        Jul 1, 2017
        Pepsi and Plaguerion like this.
    16. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      RIP Jestex. You will be missed.
      1. Valkyrie Valhalla and Aesir like this.
    17. agent_alx
    18. Plaguerion
    19. Pepsi
      Pepsi
      bad
      1. agent_alx likes this.
    20. XenoCat
      XenoCat
      You're a nerdy :red: nerd.
      1. LoveSpreader
        LoveSpreader
        Reported.
        Mar 2, 2017
        XenoCat likes this.
      2. XenoCat
        XenoCat
        Thanks you too
        wouldn't be surprised if someone did though
        Mar 2, 2017
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    September 13
    Home Page:
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/desucrate/
    Location:
    Staffordshire, England
    Occupation:
    Official Quote Warden
    Re-Logic Games Owned:
    • Terraria: PC
    • Terraria: Mobile
    • Pixel Piracy
    Favorite Thread:
    http://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/quotes-re-birth1.28359/
    ok buddy

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    "Its 2016 and I have already been caught without any pants." -Deva 2016
    "2015? MORE LIKE NO :red:ING HOVER-BOARD YEARS, REALLY? YOU CALL A SEGWAY WITH NO HANDLES A HOVER-BOARD? ITS STILL ON THE GROUND! NOT HOVERING" -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lenny 2016
    "I just got gangbanged by 3 tazers, 2 shields, and those tans" -Plaguerion 2016
    "If Szaila looks at enough :red:s, her imaginary :red: will temporarily solidify and be beatable for a short time" -Deva 2016
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    "go to hell" -Pepsi 2016
    "Look for Plague's :red:" -agent_alx 2016
    "Try to be more like Hitler!" -agent_alx 2016
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    "I happen to :red:ing love pickles" -Plaguerion 2016
    "have you started your day by honoring the memory of hitler?" -Plaguerion 2016
    "since when did milk have a cult" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "why were in him" -XenoCat 2016
    "Xeno will eat the genitals of course" -Deva 2016
    "I deep throat hot dogs" -XenoCat 2016
    "how do you drink through your nostrils" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "i played the ussr's national anthem to see if anyone was still listening to my audio and nobody said anything" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "my glorious genitalia is like a beacon for all land-seeking civilization" -Plaguerion 2016
    "everytime I look out my window and see that enormous gray :red: I die a little inside" -Chewelews 2016
    "Just because I have a sex dungeon doesn't make me lewd >:v" -Chewelews 2016
    "I'll throw it in my cabinet of severed wangs and use it to make videos on youtube" -Chewelews 2016
    "ROCKET TITs
    set titty to mAXIMUM OVERFDRIRVE" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "I wouldn't mind sending some severed wangs to sodapones mailbox" -Chewelews 2016
    "Send me one of those bags of gummy :red:s." -Sodapone 2016
    "I like pink hair and cute faces, not words" -XenoCat 2016
    "confess your love to kyle" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "hit me up if you want a threesome *audible wink*" -Snarferman 2016
    "ok kiddies listen up ill teach u how to lewd
    step 1:
    tickle peepee
    thast it" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
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    ":red: on :red: is hot okay" -XenoCat 2016
    "I get a fat white angel :red: with 100k fans" -XenoCat 2016
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    ":red: into my butt" -Snarferman 2016
    "set sail for :red:" -XenoCat 2016
    "Tbh I've been flacid all day :^)" -XenoCat 2016
    "I HEAR :red:" -XenoCat 2016
    "BRING FORTH THE DIAMOND WANG" -IAmRoboTT 2016
    "I SUCK, SWALLOW, SPIT, AND JERK" -XenoCat 2016
    "I'm not the one selling their body" -king40606 2016
    "Can I touch your knee?" -Plaguerion 2016
    "I am perpetually sucking :red: no matter what" -XenoCat 2016
    "I can't use tit propetly" -XenoCat 2016
    "You're obviously not masturbating furiously enough" -Plaguerion 2016
    "OH GOD DON'T ATTACK MY :red:" -Sodapone 2016
    "Suddenly I want anal beads" -XenoCat 2016
    "a washed out or even a pastel green would be better than ur :red:ing SATURATED ANIME I SPILLED :red:IGN LIQUID NEON ALL OVER MY HAIR AFTER TRYING TO EAT GLOWSTICKS lookin :red:" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
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    "I have a PhD in anal fisting" -XenoCat 2016
    "I am now part of the hitler youth AND the Free People's Republic." -Voffie 2016
    "dump your :red: in me aaaaaaaaa" -XenoCat 2016
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    "I'm not anywhere near drunk enough for this." -Nev 2016
    "I want to hear your pain :c" -XenoCat 2016
    "THERE'S A BLACK MAN IN HER" -XenoCat 2016

    quotes are a bit outdated tbh