agent_alx
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Sep 13, 2001
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Official Quote Warden

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agent_alx

Spazmatism, Male, 16, from Staffordshire, England

new comp WOOOOOOOOOO hi tcf Sep 14, 2017

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Sep 14, 2017
    1. TheQuietBisharp
      TheQuietBisharp
      'Twas fun indeed lad, I quite enjoy those streams. Kinda like chilling on the couch watching your friend play.
      1. agent_alx likes this.
    2. Pixel
      Pixel
      Agent_alx, you can have my supercars, my house, my everything. I love you.
      1. agent_alx likes this.
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      3. Scarecrow
        Scarecrow
        dare I mention the time he became my OC's left boob?
        May 7, 2015
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      4. MISSINGNO
        MISSINGNO
        boobeez?
        May 7, 2015
      5. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        WOT?
        May 8, 2015
    3. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I'm sitting on a Brave New World.
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      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        1+983=???
        May 6, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Wait, it equals 1985. Figured it out.
        May 6, 2015
      4. Zygomorph
        Zygomorph
        Sitting on worlds may or may not be adverse to their health. Just a thought.
        May 7, 2015
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    4. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I just tried a Steam skin for the first time. It's funky.
      1. Bucket likes this.
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      3. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        Well played, it's a great skin. Myself, I use PixelVision.
        May 5, 2015
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        My only gripe with Air is that it's difficult to find the separate friends window.
        May 5, 2015
      5. Bucket
        Bucket
        I use a blue one. That's all I know.
        May 6, 2015
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    5. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Echo / Sound Test Service is my best friend
      1. Plaguerion likes this.
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      3. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        Can I be your Echo Sound Test Service?
        May 4, 2015
        Bucket and agent_alx like this.
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        That sounds like a marriage proposal
        May 4, 2015
        Bucket likes this.
      5. Bucket
        Bucket
        I now pronounce you man and sound testing service.
        May 4, 2015
        agent_alx and Pepsi like this.
    6. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      My God, there's blood everywhere!
      1. Pixel
        Pixel
        Pepsi: "STAAAP."

        But you know Jiu Jitsu!
        May 3, 2015
        agent_alx and Pepsi like this.
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        May 3, 2015
        Pixel likes this.
    7. bad_news
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      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        What were you confused about? I'm changing it back soon anyway :dryadtongue:
        May 3, 2015
      3. bad_news
        bad_news
        just a bit surprised that you got one, nothing more :p
        May 3, 2015
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I have tons lol
        A bit sad that "xlɐ‾ʇuǝƃɐ" was denied tho
        May 3, 2015
    8. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Is it bad that I just now remember that Kotoura has ESP?
    9. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Wait, he's not dead! Shia surprise!
      1. Pixel likes this.
      2. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        PLEASE STOP IT
        May 3, 2015
        Plaguerion and agent_alx like this.
    10. ajidot
      ajidot
      a doodle present for you! [​IMG]
      1. movildima, Teal, ppowersteef and 6 others like this.
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      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Also, CANNOT UNSEE
        May 3, 2015
      4. Teal
        Teal
        You're right... This is terrifying!
        [​IMG]
        May 3, 2015
        ajidot and agent_alx like this.
      5. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I don't see an n.
        Where's the n.
        May 3, 2015
    11. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.
      1. Pixel likes this.
      2. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        STAAP
        May 3, 2015
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    12. Pixel
      Pixel
      Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf.
      1. agent_alx likes this.
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Eating all the bodies
        Normal tuesday night for Shia Labeouf
        May 2, 2015
        Pixel likes this.
    13. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      "As he concealed Osama bin Laden in his kitty tree."
      1. Esreadel likes this.
    14. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I got asked out today.
      1. Esreadel likes this.
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      3. Gem
        Gem
        Was it by a guy Agent..
        Apr 30, 2015
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        No, it wasn't a guy, and I denied them.
        Apr 30, 2015
        Scrubow Gamer likes this.
      5. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        Too ugly, too stalky, too Justin Bieber fan, too annoying, or you've got all the girls falling for you so you don't need to be asked out at all? :dryadindifferent:
        Apr 30, 2015
    15. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I'M BLEEDING OH GOD
      1. Esreadel likes this.
      2. Gem
        Gem
        .. Bandaid? Nah. Social Status? Hell yeah
        Apr 30, 2015
      3. Techhunter_Talon
        Techhunter_Talon
        I'm not saying anything as I once made a status about me hitting my knee on my desk.
        Apr 30, 2015
      4. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        Good, keep bleeding q-q
        Apr 30, 2015
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    16. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I feel like I'm on the receiving end of another member's frustration and hatred.
    17. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Reached for my mouse to draw on my tablet. 11/10
      1. Swordbomb likes this.
      2. Suweeka
        Suweeka
        Left-Handed problems.

        My hand is always on the mouse.
        Apr 27, 2015
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    18. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      1,300 likes. What a milestone.
    19. _Mish
      _Mish
      +rep pretty funny :p
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      3. Swordbomb
        Swordbomb
        #Mishisafemaleartteacherconfirmed
        Apr 28, 2015
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      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        How did you know
        Apr 28, 2015
      5. Swordbomb
        Swordbomb
        Uhh....
        *disguise fades away*
        Gentlemen...
        *cloaks and runs away*
        Apr 28, 2015
    20. The True Hero
      The True Hero
      The kawaii levels... They're so high! It's so kawaii!
      1. agent_alx likes this.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Sep 13, 2001 (Age: 16)
    Home Page:
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/desucrate/
    Location:
    Staffordshire, England
    Occupation:
    Official Quote Warden
    Re-Logic Games Owned:
    • Terraria: PC
    • Terraria: Mobile
    • Pixel Piracy
    Favorite Thread:
    http://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/quotes-re-birth1.28359/
    Leader of the group Generally Challenged. Long time TCF :red:poster o/ hmu if you want to play games and you're cool

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    "Its 2016 and I have already been caught without any pants." -Deva 2016
    "2015? MORE LIKE NO :red:ING HOVER-BOARD YEARS, REALLY? YOU CALL A SEGWAY WITH NO HANDLES A HOVER-BOARD? ITS STILL ON THE GROUND! NOT HOVERING" -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lenny 2016
    "I just got gangbanged by 3 tazers, 2 shields, and those tans" -Plaguerion 2016
    "If Szaila looks at enough :red:s, her imaginary :red: will temporarily solidify and be beatable for a short time" -Deva 2016
    "I'm excited to see if I'm the biggest :red: or not." -Matsu 2016
    "go to hell" -Pepsi 2016
    "Look for Plague's :red:" -agent_alx 2016
    "Try to be more like Hitler!" -agent_alx 2016
    "You're supposed to be black, not Gandalf!" -Plaguerion 2016
    "WHY IS YOUR GIANT PURPLE CRYSTAL :red: ALWAYS DRAGGING ME BACK HERE" -Deva 2016
    "Yo this Elephant is dancing so damn hardcore" -XenoCat 2016
    "Who doesn't want to be a terrorist" -Plaguerion 2016
    "I never said I couldn't be penetrated" -Azumarill64 2016
    "There's no need to worry about accidentally revealing your panties if you aren't wearing any" -Baconfry 2016
    "I happen to :red:ing love pickles" -Plaguerion 2016
    "have you started your day by honoring the memory of hitler?" -Plaguerion 2016
    "since when did milk have a cult" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "why were in him" -XenoCat 2016
    "Xeno will eat the genitals of course" -Deva 2016
    "I deep throat hot dogs" -XenoCat 2016
    "how do you drink through your nostrils" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "i played the ussr's national anthem to see if anyone was still listening to my audio and nobody said anything" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "my glorious genitalia is like a beacon for all land-seeking civilization" -Plaguerion 2016
    "everytime I look out my window and see that enormous gray :red: I die a little inside" -Chewelews 2016
    "Just because I have a sex dungeon doesn't make me lewd >:v" -Chewelews 2016
    "I'll throw it in my cabinet of severed wangs and use it to make videos on youtube" -Chewelews 2016
    "ROCKET TITs
    set titty to mAXIMUM OVERFDRIRVE" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "I wouldn't mind sending some severed wangs to sodapones mailbox" -Chewelews 2016
    "Send me one of those bags of gummy :red:s." -Sodapone 2016
    "I like pink hair and cute faces, not words" -XenoCat 2016
    "confess your love to kyle" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "hit me up if you want a threesome *audible wink*" -Snarferman 2016
    "ok kiddies listen up ill teach u how to lewd
    step 1:
    tickle peepee
    thast it" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "basically im a :red:" -Snarferman 2016
    ":red: on :red: is hot okay" -XenoCat 2016
    "I get a fat white angel :red: with 100k fans" -XenoCat 2016
    "Any way I can possibly get you inside me is a good way" -Chewelews 2016
    "I sexually identify as a parking lot" -XenoCat 2016
    "COVER ME IN PUBIC HAIR" -XenoCat 2016
    ":red: into my butt" -Snarferman 2016
    "set sail for :red:" -XenoCat 2016
    "Tbh I've been flacid all day :^)" -XenoCat 2016
    "I HEAR :red:" -XenoCat 2016
    "BRING FORTH THE DIAMOND WANG" -IAmRoboTT 2016
    "I SUCK, SWALLOW, SPIT, AND JERK" -XenoCat 2016
    "I'm not the one selling their body" -king40606 2016
    "Can I touch your knee?" -Plaguerion 2016
    "I am perpetually sucking :red: no matter what" -XenoCat 2016
    "I can't use tit propetly" -XenoCat 2016
    "You're obviously not masturbating furiously enough" -Plaguerion 2016
    "OH GOD DON'T ATTACK MY :red:" -Sodapone 2016
    "Suddenly I want anal beads" -XenoCat 2016
    "a washed out or even a pastel green would be better than ur :red:ing SATURATED ANIME I SPILLED :red:IGN LIQUID NEON ALL OVER MY HAIR AFTER TRYING TO EAT GLOWSTICKS lookin :red:" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "except romeo is a neonazi weeb & juliet is a cockslut" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "I have a PhD in anal fisting" -XenoCat 2016
    "I am now part of the hitler youth AND the Free People's Republic." -Voffie 2016
    "dump your :red: in me aaaaaaaaa" -XenoCat 2016
    "dude that chicken just disrespected you" -QuackersDelta 2016
    "I'm not anywhere near drunk enough for this." -Nev 2016
    "I want to hear your pain :c" -XenoCat 2016
    "THERE'S A BLACK MAN IN HER" -XenoCat 2016

    quotes are a bit outdated tbh
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