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agent_alx
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Official Quote Warden

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agent_alx

Spazmatism, Male, from Carlisle Castle with Xeno

agent_alx was last seen:
Feb 9, 2017
    1. Pepsi
      Pepsi
      [​IMG] 10/10
      1. Swordbomb and agent_alx like this.
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        My favorite part of the image.
        Apr 25, 2015
      3. Scrubow Gamer
        Scrubow Gamer
        Wait, her eyebrow goes over her hair! SORCERY!!!
        Apr 26, 2015
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        That's every anime ever
        Apr 26, 2015
        Pepsi and Scrubow Gamer like this.
    2. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Maybe it was a bad idea to post my avatar thread at the start of the VVVVVV trend.
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      2. zimberzimber
        zimberzimber
        [​IMG]


        Not really... do as you please.
        Apr 25, 2015
        agent_alx and Swordbomb like this.
      3. Swordbomb
        Swordbomb
        Now to figure out how to burn avatars...
        Apr 25, 2015
        agent_alx likes this.
      4. Everybody
        Everybody
        // Haters.
        Apr 25, 2015
    3. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      *sigh*
      1. Supeh Mario
        Supeh Mario
        *unsigh*
        Apr 24, 2015
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        *resigh*
        Apr 24, 2015
      3. movildima
        movildima
        *sighs randomly*
        Apr 25, 2015
    4. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I haven't had any alerts in 2+ hours.
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      2. Hundjäger18
        Hundjäger18
        If you are reading this, you probably got an alert.
        Apr 24, 2015
      3. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        or maybe two alerts
        Apr 24, 2015
      4. Swordbomb
        Swordbomb
        Can I make that three?
        Apr 25, 2015
    5. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh.
    6. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh. Uggggggggggggggggggggh.
      1. Devalaous
        Devalaous
        lewd
        Apr 23, 2015
        Baconfry and agent_alx like this.
      2. The Ice Cube
        The Ice Cube
        UGH! UGH! UGH!




        What? Too much?
        Apr 23, 2015
      3. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        Hug
        Apr 23, 2015
    7. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      2+2=5
      1. Swordbomb and DTi56 like this.
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      3. DTi56
        DTi56
        ...238462643383279502197
        Apr 21, 2015
      4. Swordbomb
        Swordbomb
        2+2= agent_alx trying to make a funny status.

        2x2= I'm getting no likes for this.
        Apr 22, 2015
        agent_alx likes this.
      5. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Wrong.
        Apr 22, 2015
    8. Pepsi
      Pepsi
      I'm a bad person, right?
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        No, you're a butt
        Apr 18, 2015
        Swordbomb and Pepsi like this.
      2. Devalaous
        Devalaous
        Your a bad drink. Unless your blue.
        Apr 23, 2015
      3. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        :'(
        Apr 23, 2015
    9. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      War is peace.
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      2. Pixel
        Pixel
        Drunk is TCF.
        Apr 17, 2015
        agent_alx likes this.
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        This went from serious to Baconfry
        Apr 17, 2015
      4. Enjl
        Enjl
        More like from a book to utter randomness.
        Apr 17, 2015
        agent_alx likes this.
    10. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Waiting for that day.
    11. agent_alx
    12. galacticGammawave
      galacticGammawave
      How is it even possible to get rickrolled from a signature...
      1. agent_alx likes this.
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      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Apr 14, 2015
      4. galacticGammawave
        galacticGammawave
        Nuu, why did you summon him? The lewdness is coming... I can feel it...
        Apr 14, 2015
        Teal and agent_alx like this.
      5. DestroyerArcher
        DestroyerArcher
        You forgot to mention me in 'loodness'
        Apr 15, 2015
    13. Pepsi
      Pepsi
      9/10 not enough lines
      1. Erienna Nakagai and agent_alx like this.
    14. agent_alx
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        That was a link BTW
        Apr 14, 2015
    15. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I drew this one by myself.
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Also, art thread incoming.
        Apr 14, 2015
      2. TheQuietBisharp
        TheQuietBisharp
        I can't see, lemme put on my glasses. *looks closer* Oh. What is it?
        Apr 14, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        :c

        I know that it's quite thin, but I'm good at lines.
        It's just a person posing in a nice pose. Nothing else. Except for my signature.
        Apr 14, 2015
    16. TheQuietBisharp
      TheQuietBisharp
      RedPelvis, how is your recent trek through Sinnoh going?
      1. agent_alx likes this.
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      3. TheQuietBisharp
        TheQuietBisharp
        Keep me tuned in then, sir.
        Apr 14, 2015
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I'll comment on this every day then
        Apr 14, 2015
        TheQuietBisharp likes this.
      5. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I haven't commented on this every day :c

        I beat the 7th gym leader, and am currently grinding to be able to beat Cyrus in the other world place.
        I can't remember the name.
        Apr 25, 2015
        TheQuietBisharp likes this.
    17. agent_alx
      1. ajidot likes this.
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I dedicate my first okay drawing to you senpai
        Apr 14, 2015
        ajidot likes this.
      3. ajidot
        ajidot
        Such honor....!
        Apr 14, 2015
        TerrariamcSwaggins and agent_alx like this.
    18. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Better put your hands up and get in the van, or else you'll get blown away.
      1. Shadow_Mantis
        Shadow_Mantis
        *Sneezes and engulfs random old man in flames*
        Whoops...
        Apr 13, 2015
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Wrong status bro
        Apr 13, 2015
    19. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Anybody know of a good paint tool for iPad? It's the only tablet I own and I want to do digital art :L
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      2. galacticGammawave
        galacticGammawave
        Sketchbook Pro is an iPad app. and it works fine for me. Haven't used it in a while those because I normally just use Gimp on my Mac.
        Apr 13, 2015
      3. Esreadel
        Esreadel
        Procreate is best. It can be a drawing app , a painting one whatever its all in the brush. I have photoshop and stuff now but i stuck with procreate anyways because its really user friendly and is equally powerful just with layer limits. You can import brushes and all that chiz.I do all my works there so yeah
        Apr 13, 2015
      4. ppowersteef
        ppowersteef
        I've once used Procreate, but havn't done a lot with it as I rather use my PC than my brothers IPad.
        I should follow the others and use procreate though.
        Apr 13, 2015
        Esreadel likes this.
    20. movildima
      movildima
      By the way...
      Your signature made me seriously think about my English-from-Russian-translation skills :naughty: :confused:
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      2. movildima
        movildima
        I know, right! It's kinda difficult to read, though.
        Also, when you read it, it feels like twisted Russian :p
        Ай мин, лук ат вис!
        Apr 12, 2015
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      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Was that English or Russian :dryadconfused:
        Apr 12, 2015
        movildima likes this.
      4. movildima
        movildima
        Lol, I'll leave that up to you :naughty:
        Apr 12, 2015
        agent_alx likes this.
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    September 13
    Home Page:
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/desucrate/
    Location:
    Carlisle Castle with Xeno
    Occupation:
    Official Quote Warden
    Re-Logic Games Owned:
    • Terraria: PC
    • Terraria: Mobile
    • Pixel Piracy
    Favorite Thread:
    http://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/quotes-re-birth1.28359/
    Leader of the group Generally Challenged. Long time TCF :red:poster o/ hmu if you want to play games and you're cool

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    "Its 2016 and I have already been caught without any pants." -Deva 2016
    "2015? MORE LIKE NO :red:ING HOVER-BOARD YEARS, REALLY? YOU CALL A SEGWAY WITH NO HANDLES A HOVER-BOARD? ITS STILL ON THE GROUND! NOT HOVERING" -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lenny 2016
    "I just got gangbanged by 3 tazers, 2 shields, and those tans" -Plaguerion 2016
    "If Szaila looks at enough :red:s, her imaginary :red: will temporarily solidify and be beatable for a short time" -Deva 2016
    "I'm excited to see if I'm the biggest :red: or not." -Matsu 2016
    "go to hell" -Pepsi 2016
    "Look for Plague's :red:" -agent_alx 2016
    "Try to be more like Hitler!" -agent_alx 2016
    "You're supposed to be black, not Gandalf!" -Plaguerion 2016
    "WHY IS YOUR GIANT PURPLE CRYSTAL PENIS ALWAYS DRAGGING ME BACK HERE" -Deva 2016
    "Yo this Elephant is dancing so damn hardcore" -XenoCat 2016
    "Who doesn't want to be a terrorist" -Plaguerion 2016
    "I never said I couldn't be penetrated" -Azumarill64 2016
    "There's no need to worry about accidentally revealing your panties if you aren't wearing any" -Baconfry 2016
    "I happen to :red:ing love pickles" -Plaguerion 2016
    "have you started your day by honoring the memory of hitler?" -Plaguerion 2016
    "since when did milk have a cult" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "why were in him" -XenoCat 2016
    "Xeno will eat the genitals of course" -Deva 2016
    "I deep throat hot dogs" -XenoCat 2016
    "how do you drink through your nostrils" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "i played the ussr's national anthem to see if anyone was still listening to my audio and nobody said anything" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "my glorious genitalia is like a beacon for all land-seeking civilization" -Plaguerion 2016
    "everytime I look out my window and see that enormous gray penis I die a little inside" -Chewelews 2016
    "Just because I have a sex dungeon doesn't make me lewd >:v" -Chewelews 2016
    "I'll throw it in my cabinet of severed wangs and use it to make videos on youtube" -Chewelews 2016
    "ROCKET TITs
    set titty to mAXIMUM OVERFDRIRVE" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "I wouldn't mind sending some severed wangs to sodapones mailbox" -Chewelews 2016
    "Send me one of those bags of gummy :red:s." -Sodapone 2016
    "I like pink hair and cute faces, not words" -XenoCat 2016
    "confess your love to kyle" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "hit me up if you want a threesome *audible wink*" -Snarferman 2016
    "ok kiddies listen up ill teach u how to lewd
    step 1:
    tickle peepee
    thast it" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "basically im a :red:" -Snarferman 2016
    ":red: on :red: is hot okay" -XenoCat 2016
    "I get a fat white angel :red: with 100k fans" -XenoCat 2016
    "Any way I can possibly get you inside me is a good way" -Chewelews 2016
    "I sexually identify as a parking lot" -XenoCat 2016
    "COVER ME IN PUBIC HAIR" -XenoCat 2016
    ":red: into my butt" -Snarferman 2016
    "set sail for :red:" -XenoCat 2016
    "Tbh I've been flacid all day :^)" -XenoCat 2016
    "I HEAR :red:" -XenoCat 2016
    "BRING FORTH THE DIAMOND WANG" -IAmRoboTT 2016
    "I SUCK, SWALLOW, SPIT, AND JERK" -XenoCat 2016
    "I'm not the one selling their body" -king40606 2016
    "Can I touch your knee?" -Plaguerion 2016
    "I am perpetually sucking :red: no matter what" -XenoCat 2016
    "I can't use tit propetly" -XenoCat 2016
    "You're obviously not masturbating furiously enough" -Plaguerion 2016
    "OH GOD DON'T ATTACK MY :red:" -Sodapone 2016
    "Suddenly I want anal beads" -XenoCat 2016
    "a washed out or even a pastel green would be better than ur :red:ing SATURATED ANIME I SPILLED :red:IGN LIQUID NEON ALL OVER MY HAIR AFTER TRYING TO EAT GLOWSTICKS lookin :red:" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "except romeo is a neonazi weeb & juliet is a cockslut" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "I have a PhD in anal fisting" -XenoCat 2016
    "I am now part of the hitler youth AND the Free People's Republic." -Voffie 2016
    "dump your :red: in me aaaaaaaaa" -XenoCat 2016
    "dude that chicken just disrespected you" -QuackersDelta 2016
    "I'm not anywhere near drunk enough for this." -Nev 2016
    "I want to hear your pain :c" -XenoCat 2016
    "THERE'S A BLACK MAN IN HER" -XenoCat 2016
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