agent_alx
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Official Quote Warden

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agent_alx

Spazmatism, Male, 16, from Staffordshire, England

new comp WOOOOOOOOOO hi tcf Sep 14, 2017

agent_alx was last seen:
Sep 14, 2017
    1. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I joined a deathmatch server that had about 3 minutes left and got top of my team. Hooray.
    2. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Your skill group has improved
    3. Everybody
      Everybody
      There needs to be a Kotoura Season 2, and a social forum. STAT!
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      2. Everybody
        Everybody
        I joined, mate!
        Mar 23, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Everybody's joined the Kotoura-san social forum.
        Huehuehue
        Mar 23, 2015
        Everybody likes this.
      4. Everybody
        Everybody
        Everybody's also joined the MLP forums.
        Mar 23, 2015
    4. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Just won a CS:GO match against a clan. It feels so good.
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I then had to fight the exact same clan the next match and lose 16-2
        Thanks Valve, without you, I would rank up.
        Mar 23, 2015
      2. Commander Crocket
        Mar 23, 2015
        Teal and agent_alx like this.
      3. agent_alx
        Mar 23, 2015
    5. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I hope that T:OW runs at 7 FPS; it'll be more cinematic.
      1. Teal, EpicCriddle and Erienna Nakagai like this.
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      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        It'll run at 60 FPS for me :dryadcry:
        Mar 22, 2015
      4. aWolfen
        aWolfen
        You poor, poor thing. :p
        Mar 22, 2015
        agent_alx likes this.
      5. W1K
        W1K
        - Console Developers
        Mar 22, 2015
        DestroyerArcher, Pepsi and agent_alx like this.
    6. Lagomorf
      Lagomorf
      Nice signature, by the way. And yes, I could read Cyrilic.
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Mar 22, 2015
      2. Everybody
        Everybody
        Huh? Soup's up?
        Mar 22, 2015
    7. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Give me a "No clans" matchmaking option in CS:GO or I swear I'm gonna break something
      1. Pepsi and CraftedNightmare Here! like this.
    8. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      1. ppowersteef and MiltVala like this.
    9. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      2 0-16 games today with a 12 year-old calling me "Clifford the Big Red Dumb:red:" all game. I'm not gonna play anymore Counter Strike today
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      2. Myu
        Myu
        *slowly backs away*
        I'm done here
        Mar 22, 2015
        Swordbomb likes this.
      3. Swordbomb
        Swordbomb
        You're done HERE. But I'm in your Windows...
        Mar 22, 2015
      4. Myu
        Myu
        Mar 22, 2015
        Swordbomb likes this.
    10. Pepsi
      Pepsi
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Video played, lost eardrums
        Mar 21, 2015
      2. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        Oh, sorry about that
        Mar 21, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Don't worry about it; my headset's on 85% volume
        If the volume isn't adjusted on something, my ears explode
        Mar 21, 2015
    11. Everybody
      Everybody
      The Kotoura references... they... hurt Are awesome!
      1. Swordbomb and agent_alx like this.
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        What does that crossed out word say?
        HMMM????
        Mar 21, 2015
        Swordbomb likes this.
      3. Everybody
        Everybody
        Oh nada, really... it's nada.
        Mar 21, 2015
        Swordbomb and agent_alx like this.
    12. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I managed to defuse a bomb with only .4 seconds left before kablooey
      1. Pepsi likes this.
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Directly after preforming a 1v3 and turning it into a 1v0
        Mar 20, 2015
      3. Bucket
        Bucket
        I suck at 1v0s. How'd you win that?
        Mar 20, 2015
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        By buying a defuse kit
        Mar 20, 2015
        Everybody likes this.
    13. Swordbomb
      Swordbomb
      Will you go away and not marry me?
      1. Erienna Nakagai likes this.
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      3. Myu
        Myu
        WHO SUMMONED THE FABULOUS LORD?
        Oh.
        Swordbomb.
        Okay.
        Mar 19, 2015
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      4. Swordbomb
        Swordbomb
        Hai Myu!
        Will you marry me-
        *gets his a** kicked so hard he is beaten within an inch of his life*
        Mar 19, 2015
      5. Myu
        Myu
        [​IMG]
        Mar 19, 2015
        Swordbomb likes this.
    14. Everybody
      Everybody
      This marriage business... what have I started?
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        "There's a storm comin' Harry"
        Mar 19, 2015
        Swordbomb and Everybody like this.
    15. DTi56
      DTi56
      WHAT IS THE "WILL YOU MARRY ME" THING?
      Besides, Male X Male marrying is straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangeee.
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Mar 19, 2015
        DTi56 likes this.
      2. DTi56
        DTi56
        Oh.
        Mar 19, 2015
      3. Everybody
        Everybody
        Male x male is strange? //Homophobic... it disappoints me.
        Also, I wasn't serious, and am Asexual.
        Mar 19, 2015
        agent_alx and DTi56 like this.
    16. agent_alx
    17. Chazm
      Chazm
      agent_alx is bigamist /confirmed/
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        It's a conspiracy
        Mar 18, 2015
    18. Vinyl Luck TTX
      Vinyl Luck TTX
      you have a harem of wives now. great work
      1. agent_alx likes this.
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        At least I got past 1st base
        Mar 18, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        At least I hit the ball.

        Much more accurate.
        Mar 18, 2015
    19. agent_alx
    20. Vizendel
      Vizendel
      Will you marry me?
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        This is getting out of hand, but I'll marry you anyway.
        Mar 18, 2015
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Sep 13, 2001 (Age: 16)
    Home Page:
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/desucrate/
    Location:
    Staffordshire, England
    Occupation:
    Official Quote Warden
    Re-Logic Games Owned:
    • Terraria: PC
    • Terraria: Mobile
    • Pixel Piracy
    Favorite Thread:
    http://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/quotes-re-birth1.28359/
    Leader of the group Generally Challenged. Long time TCF :red:poster o/ hmu if you want to play games and you're cool

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    "Its 2016 and I have already been caught without any pants." -Deva 2016
    "2015? MORE LIKE NO :red:ING HOVER-BOARD YEARS, REALLY? YOU CALL A SEGWAY WITH NO HANDLES A HOVER-BOARD? ITS STILL ON THE GROUND! NOT HOVERING" -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lenny 2016
    "I just got gangbanged by 3 tazers, 2 shields, and those tans" -Plaguerion 2016
    "If Szaila looks at enough :red:s, her imaginary :red: will temporarily solidify and be beatable for a short time" -Deva 2016
    "I'm excited to see if I'm the biggest :red: or not." -Matsu 2016
    "go to hell" -Pepsi 2016
    "Look for Plague's :red:" -agent_alx 2016
    "Try to be more like Hitler!" -agent_alx 2016
    "You're supposed to be black, not Gandalf!" -Plaguerion 2016
    "WHY IS YOUR GIANT PURPLE CRYSTAL :red: ALWAYS DRAGGING ME BACK HERE" -Deva 2016
    "Yo this Elephant is dancing so damn hardcore" -XenoCat 2016
    "Who doesn't want to be a terrorist" -Plaguerion 2016
    "I never said I couldn't be penetrated" -Azumarill64 2016
    "There's no need to worry about accidentally revealing your panties if you aren't wearing any" -Baconfry 2016
    "I happen to :red:ing love pickles" -Plaguerion 2016
    "have you started your day by honoring the memory of hitler?" -Plaguerion 2016
    "since when did milk have a cult" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "why were in him" -XenoCat 2016
    "Xeno will eat the genitals of course" -Deva 2016
    "I deep throat hot dogs" -XenoCat 2016
    "how do you drink through your nostrils" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "i played the ussr's national anthem to see if anyone was still listening to my audio and nobody said anything" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "my glorious genitalia is like a beacon for all land-seeking civilization" -Plaguerion 2016
    "everytime I look out my window and see that enormous gray :red: I die a little inside" -Chewelews 2016
    "Just because I have a sex dungeon doesn't make me lewd >:v" -Chewelews 2016
    "I'll throw it in my cabinet of severed wangs and use it to make videos on youtube" -Chewelews 2016
    "ROCKET TITs
    set titty to mAXIMUM OVERFDRIRVE" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "I wouldn't mind sending some severed wangs to sodapones mailbox" -Chewelews 2016
    "Send me one of those bags of gummy :red:s." -Sodapone 2016
    "I like pink hair and cute faces, not words" -XenoCat 2016
    "confess your love to kyle" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "hit me up if you want a threesome *audible wink*" -Snarferman 2016
    "ok kiddies listen up ill teach u how to lewd
    step 1:
    tickle peepee
    thast it" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "basically im a :red:" -Snarferman 2016
    ":red: on :red: is hot okay" -XenoCat 2016
    "I get a fat white angel :red: with 100k fans" -XenoCat 2016
    "Any way I can possibly get you inside me is a good way" -Chewelews 2016
    "I sexually identify as a parking lot" -XenoCat 2016
    "COVER ME IN PUBIC HAIR" -XenoCat 2016
    ":red: into my butt" -Snarferman 2016
    "set sail for :red:" -XenoCat 2016
    "Tbh I've been flacid all day :^)" -XenoCat 2016
    "I HEAR :red:" -XenoCat 2016
    "BRING FORTH THE DIAMOND WANG" -IAmRoboTT 2016
    "I SUCK, SWALLOW, SPIT, AND JERK" -XenoCat 2016
    "I'm not the one selling their body" -king40606 2016
    "Can I touch your knee?" -Plaguerion 2016
    "I am perpetually sucking :red: no matter what" -XenoCat 2016
    "I can't use tit propetly" -XenoCat 2016
    "You're obviously not masturbating furiously enough" -Plaguerion 2016
    "OH GOD DON'T ATTACK MY :red:" -Sodapone 2016
    "Suddenly I want anal beads" -XenoCat 2016
    "a washed out or even a pastel green would be better than ur :red:ing SATURATED ANIME I SPILLED :red:IGN LIQUID NEON ALL OVER MY HAIR AFTER TRYING TO EAT GLOWSTICKS lookin :red:" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "except romeo is a neonazi weeb & juliet is a cockslut" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "I have a PhD in anal fisting" -XenoCat 2016
    "I am now part of the hitler youth AND the Free People's Republic." -Voffie 2016
    "dump your :red: in me aaaaaaaaa" -XenoCat 2016
    "dude that chicken just disrespected you" -QuackersDelta 2016
    "I'm not anywhere near drunk enough for this." -Nev 2016
    "I want to hear your pain :c" -XenoCat 2016
    "THERE'S A BLACK MAN IN HER" -XenoCat 2016

    quotes are a bit outdated tbh
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