agent_alx
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Official Quote Warden

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agent_alx

Spazmatism, Male, from Carlisle Castle with Xeno

agent_alx was last seen:
Feb 19, 2017
    1. Pixel
      Pixel
      You seem familiar.
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        bgent_blx hijacked my account for a second, but I'm back now.
        Mar 16, 2015
    2. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      This is easy! We kill them and then we go home!
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      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Here's the trailer again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
        Mar 15, 2015
      3. CraftedNightmare Here!
        CraftedNightmare Here!
        I SAID GTA V
        Mar 15, 2015
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      4. Everybody
        Everybody
        @Pixel Huh, mate? Go ahead and kill me. You can try.
        Mar 17, 2015
    3. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Playing CSGO with a friend watching. A few moments later, I have 10+ people watching. Wut?!
    4. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Are we rushin' in, or are we goin' sneaky-beaky like?
      1. Creeperfriendlyhugs likes this.
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      3. Creeperfriendlyhugs
        Creeperfriendlyhugs
        hey, i remember seeing that anime, what was it called?
        Mar 15, 2015
      4. Creeperfriendlyhugs
        Creeperfriendlyhugs
        oh, and 28 alerts for me.
        Mar 15, 2015
      5. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        KOTOURA-SAN
        YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW
        Mar 15, 2015
    5. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Why does nobody comment on my threads anymore? I spent an entire night thinking up the Dalek (mostly doing other stuff) and nobody noticed.
      1. Supeh Mario
        Supeh Mario
        Many suggestions tend to get buried below the other ones rather quickly.
        Mar 12, 2015
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    7. Creeperfriendlyhugs
      Creeperfriendlyhugs
      isn't the pelvis like a neck bone or something?
      1. Swordbomb likes this.
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        The shin bone is connected to the... Pelvis?
        Mar 9, 2015
      3. caneurysmFever
        caneurysmFever
        not even close, its between your torso and your legs
        Mar 9, 2015
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    8. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Ace! Clifford the Big Red Pelvis killed the entire enemy team!
      1. caneurysmFever
        Mar 6, 2015
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      2. DestroyerArcher
        DestroyerArcher
        He has spooked many before.
        Mar 8, 2015
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      3. Pepsi
        Pepsi
        Congrats ^^
        Mar 9, 2015
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    9. agent_alx
      agent_alx
    10. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      "When I dose my goats"
      1. Youmus likes this.
    11. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Them BF4 loading times
    12. Youmus
      Youmus
      *heavy breathing*
    13. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I just got Majora's Mask 3D. Goodbye life!
      1. Everybody
        Everybody
        Hello nolife.
        Mar 1, 2015
      2. Youmus
        Youmus
        Welcome to the unlife.
        Mar 2, 2015
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    16. Arthurdigit
      Arthurdigit
      Noticed tricolor at your avatar
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I'm not sure what that means, but yay?
        Feb 28, 2015
      2. Arthurdigit
        Arthurdigit
        That means: White Blue and Red, it's Russian tricolor >.>
        Feb 28, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Not sure if that was on purpose, but that's amazing.
        Feb 28, 2015
    17. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Would anybody be interested in me streaming some games on Steam?
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      2. Pixel
        Pixel
        Hopefully I'll be able to see on time, I'm off in 30-40 minutes.
        Feb 28, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        While I'm trying to get some people to help out with setting things up, maybe you can help? I'll send you a PM.
        Feb 28, 2015
      4. Pixel
        Pixel
        Right, sure.
        Feb 28, 2015
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    18. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Hostages win.
      1. Everybody
        Everybody
        didn't even know that could happen!
        Mar 1, 2015
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        It probably can't.
        Mar 1, 2015
    19. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Counter Terrorists win.
      1. Chazm
        Chazm
        Hostages win.
        "Shet."
        GAEM OVERE
        Feb 28, 2015
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      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Would a hostage win if the CT delivered hostage, got killed, and the terrorist got grenaded before the hostage becomes invisible?
        Feb 28, 2015
      3. Chazm
        Chazm
        division by zero
        I just so happened to be watching a canal gmod episode with a counterstrike skit
        Feb 28, 2015
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    20. Chazm
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    September 13
    Home Page:
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/desucrate/
    Location:
    Carlisle Castle with Xeno
    Occupation:
    Official Quote Warden
    Re-Logic Games Owned:
    • Terraria: PC
    • Terraria: Mobile
    • Pixel Piracy
    Favorite Thread:
    http://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/quotes-re-birth1.28359/
    Leader of the group Generally Challenged. Long time TCF :red:poster o/ hmu if you want to play games and you're cool

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    "Its 2016 and I have already been caught without any pants." -Deva 2016
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    "Xeno will eat the genitals of course" -Deva 2016
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    "everytime I look out my window and see that enormous gray penis I die a little inside" -Chewelews 2016
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    "BRING FORTH THE DIAMOND WANG" -IAmRoboTT 2016
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    "I'm not the one selling their body" -king40606 2016
    "Can I touch your knee?" -Plaguerion 2016
    "I am perpetually sucking :red: no matter what" -XenoCat 2016
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    "You're obviously not masturbating furiously enough" -Plaguerion 2016
    "OH GOD DON'T ATTACK MY :red:" -Sodapone 2016
    "Suddenly I want anal beads" -XenoCat 2016
    "a washed out or even a pastel green would be better than ur :red:ing SATURATED ANIME I SPILLED :red:IGN LIQUID NEON ALL OVER MY HAIR AFTER TRYING TO EAT GLOWSTICKS lookin :red:" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
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    "I have a PhD in anal fisting" -XenoCat 2016
    "I am now part of the hitler youth AND the Free People's Republic." -Voffie 2016
    "dump your :red: in me aaaaaaaaa" -XenoCat 2016
    "dude that chicken just disrespected you" -QuackersDelta 2016
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    "I want to hear your pain :c" -XenoCat 2016
    "THERE'S A BLACK MAN IN HER" -XenoCat 2016
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