agent_alx
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Staffordshire, England
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Official Quote Warden

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agent_alx

Spazmatism, Male, 16, from Staffordshire, England

new comp WOOOOOOOOOO hi tcf Sep 14, 2017

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    1. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      There's a person on Youtube calling people who like Obama Commies. Lololololololol
    2. Vinyl Luck TTX
      Vinyl Luck TTX
      I hope you get a trophy or something for 10 followers
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      2. Scrubow Gamer
        Scrubow Gamer
        Ok, I unfollowed
        Jan 2, 2015
      3. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I like how earlier today that was censored and now it isn't.
        GG TCF
        Jan 3, 2015
      4. Vinyl Luck TTX
        Vinyl Luck TTX
        gg no re
        Jan 3, 2015
        agent_alx likes this.
    3. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      That moment when you're playing Far Cry and you get jump-scared by a car running you over
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      2. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        More like jump-scarred tho.
        Jan 2, 2015
      3. ppowersteef
        ppowersteef
        *jump-carred
        hue
        Jan 2, 2015
        Bucket and agent_alx like this.
      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        I was just walking across the street, saw a detection meter, turned around, and instantly died.

        Totally not terrified.
        Jan 2, 2015
        ppowersteef likes this.
    4. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I log off for an entire night and find no alerts whatsoever. Hurray.
      1. Kyouko Tsukino
        Kyouko Tsukino
        ... You must be talking about Terraria Online.
        Dec 30, 2014
    5. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Waiting for new seasons of anime is difficult.
      1. Magnaturro
        Magnaturro
        Not when you have porn.
        Jan 4, 2015
      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        But when you don't *shudders*
        Jan 4, 2015
    6. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      The classic will always be the best.
    7. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      We'll create our own forum with Blackjack and hookers!
    8. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      That moment when you get one alert in a hour
    9. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      While watching Hulu, I had the choice between two ads. A golfing version of Honey Boo Boo, or the exact same thing.
    10. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      My headphones that I got for Christmas broke within a day. Thanks Razer!
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      2. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        But they're working again ;P
        Dec 27, 2014
      3. sonicrider3
        sonicrider3
        oh

        can i have them
        Dec 27, 2014
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      4. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        But they're working =3
        Dec 27, 2014
    11. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Gotta catch 'em all
      1. sonicrider3
        sonicrider3
        POKEMON
        GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLL
        I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY
        YOU TEACH ME AND I TEACH YOU
        POOOOKEEEEEMOOOONNNNN
        Dec 26, 2014
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    12. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I've got a selfie as my avatar now!
      1. sonicrider3
        sonicrider3
        oh man you're so sexy <3
        Dec 26, 2014
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    13. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      (to the tune of Tarantulas) Xenomorphs, Xenomorphs, everybody loves Xenomorphs, if there's just blood where your hamster was, it's probably
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        because of Xenomorphs. They're so hard (hue hue) and they're so deadly, and they're so cute if your vision's blurry. All the hive got free but don't you worry but they're climbing up your wall in a big hurry.
        Dec 25, 2014
    14. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      While I was playing Alien Isolation, I had to unlock a door. Seems normal? NOPE.
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        As soon as I unlock the door the Alien comes out from the vent behind me. Totally didn't fail at running for my life.
        Dec 25, 2014
    15. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      Merry Christmas!
    16. Magnaturro
      Magnaturro
      Ultra burrito.
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Wat
        Dec 24, 2014
    17. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      I've seen a spam bot, now I've seen everything.
      1. theclownfish II likes this.
      2. theclownfish II
        theclownfish II
        ive seen more than everything
        Dec 24, 2014
    18. Magnaturro
      Magnaturro
      Throw the cheeeeseee!
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Nyet
        Dec 24, 2014
    19. Myu
      Myu
      Dat brutalmoose avatar.
      1. agent_alx
        agent_alx
        Is perfect, no?
        Dec 23, 2014
      2. Myu
        Myu
        Better than perfect. It's FABULOUS!
        Dec 23, 2014
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    20. agent_alx
      agent_alx
      It's a bit scary that there hasn't been a new status in 30 mins.
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Sep 13, 2001 (Age: 16)
    Home Page:
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/desucrate/
    Location:
    Staffordshire, England
    Occupation:
    Official Quote Warden
    Re-Logic Games Owned:
    • Terraria: PC
    • Terraria: Mobile
    • Pixel Piracy
    Favorite Thread:
    http://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/quotes-re-birth1.28359/
    Leader of the group Generally Challenged. Long time TCF :red:poster o/ hmu if you want to play games and you're cool

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    "Its 2016 and I have already been caught without any pants." -Deva 2016
    "2015? MORE LIKE NO :red:ING HOVER-BOARD YEARS, REALLY? YOU CALL A SEGWAY WITH NO HANDLES A HOVER-BOARD? ITS STILL ON THE GROUND! NOT HOVERING" -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lenny 2016
    "I just got gangbanged by 3 tazers, 2 shields, and those tans" -Plaguerion 2016
    "If Szaila looks at enough :red:s, her imaginary :red: will temporarily solidify and be beatable for a short time" -Deva 2016
    "I'm excited to see if I'm the biggest :red: or not." -Matsu 2016
    "go to hell" -Pepsi 2016
    "Look for Plague's :red:" -agent_alx 2016
    "Try to be more like Hitler!" -agent_alx 2016
    "You're supposed to be black, not Gandalf!" -Plaguerion 2016
    "WHY IS YOUR GIANT PURPLE CRYSTAL :red: ALWAYS DRAGGING ME BACK HERE" -Deva 2016
    "Yo this Elephant is dancing so damn hardcore" -XenoCat 2016
    "Who doesn't want to be a terrorist" -Plaguerion 2016
    "I never said I couldn't be penetrated" -Azumarill64 2016
    "There's no need to worry about accidentally revealing your panties if you aren't wearing any" -Baconfry 2016
    "I happen to :red:ing love pickles" -Plaguerion 2016
    "have you started your day by honoring the memory of hitler?" -Plaguerion 2016
    "since when did milk have a cult" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "why were in him" -XenoCat 2016
    "Xeno will eat the genitals of course" -Deva 2016
    "I deep throat hot dogs" -XenoCat 2016
    "how do you drink through your nostrils" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "i played the ussr's national anthem to see if anyone was still listening to my audio and nobody said anything" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "my glorious genitalia is like a beacon for all land-seeking civilization" -Plaguerion 2016
    "everytime I look out my window and see that enormous gray :red: I die a little inside" -Chewelews 2016
    "Just because I have a sex dungeon doesn't make me lewd >:v" -Chewelews 2016
    "I'll throw it in my cabinet of severed wangs and use it to make videos on youtube" -Chewelews 2016
    "ROCKET TITs
    set titty to mAXIMUM OVERFDRIRVE" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "I wouldn't mind sending some severed wangs to sodapones mailbox" -Chewelews 2016
    "Send me one of those bags of gummy :red:s." -Sodapone 2016
    "I like pink hair and cute faces, not words" -XenoCat 2016
    "confess your love to kyle" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "hit me up if you want a threesome *audible wink*" -Snarferman 2016
    "ok kiddies listen up ill teach u how to lewd
    step 1:
    tickle peepee
    thast it" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "basically im a :red:" -Snarferman 2016
    ":red: on :red: is hot okay" -XenoCat 2016
    "I get a fat white angel :red: with 100k fans" -XenoCat 2016
    "Any way I can possibly get you inside me is a good way" -Chewelews 2016
    "I sexually identify as a parking lot" -XenoCat 2016
    "COVER ME IN PUBIC HAIR" -XenoCat 2016
    ":red: into my butt" -Snarferman 2016
    "set sail for :red:" -XenoCat 2016
    "Tbh I've been flacid all day :^)" -XenoCat 2016
    "I HEAR :red:" -XenoCat 2016
    "BRING FORTH THE DIAMOND WANG" -IAmRoboTT 2016
    "I SUCK, SWALLOW, SPIT, AND JERK" -XenoCat 2016
    "I'm not the one selling their body" -king40606 2016
    "Can I touch your knee?" -Plaguerion 2016
    "I am perpetually sucking :red: no matter what" -XenoCat 2016
    "I can't use tit propetly" -XenoCat 2016
    "You're obviously not masturbating furiously enough" -Plaguerion 2016
    "OH GOD DON'T ATTACK MY :red:" -Sodapone 2016
    "Suddenly I want anal beads" -XenoCat 2016
    "a washed out or even a pastel green would be better than ur :red:ing SATURATED ANIME I SPILLED :red:IGN LIQUID NEON ALL OVER MY HAIR AFTER TRYING TO EAT GLOWSTICKS lookin :red:" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "except romeo is a neonazi weeb & juliet is a cockslut" -MagnificentMicrowave 2016
    "I have a PhD in anal fisting" -XenoCat 2016
    "I am now part of the hitler youth AND the Free People's Republic." -Voffie 2016
    "dump your :red: in me aaaaaaaaa" -XenoCat 2016
    "dude that chicken just disrespected you" -QuackersDelta 2016
    "I'm not anywhere near drunk enough for this." -Nev 2016
    "I want to hear your pain :c" -XenoCat 2016
    "THERE'S A BLACK MAN IN HER" -XenoCat 2016

    quotes are a bit outdated tbh
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