Cave Johnson
- Birthday
- Mar 7, 2000 (Age: 24)
- Re-Logic Games Owned
- Terraria: PC
- Gender
- Male
- Occupation
- Aperture Science Enrichment
Contact
- Steam
- 1061371372
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Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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