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Chazm
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Chazm

Skeletron Prime, Male, 18, from BANK YOUR ITEMS

Internet currently :red:ing up round here. Must be because Virgin Media is installing new systems to keep track of our internet history. Dec 15, 2016

Chazm was last seen:
Jan 18, 2017
    1. Chazm
      Chazm
      mrw both your chemistry and maths teachers have given up trying to stop you from leaking information in later qualifications
      1. Teal, galacticGammawave and Aesir like this.
    2. Chazm
      Chazm
      godamnit VS, stop throwing bull:red: errors at me whenever I'm trying to code, lambda has no relevance to a vector3 color transition
      1. Chazm
        Chazm
        wait hold on I fixed it, I needed a triple-void to transition the color into a Vector3
        Feb 22, 2016
    3. Chazm
      Chazm
      I'm still desperately looking for where the #ifdef keyword is established in XNA's plugin or C# itself- may need it for shaders.
      1. Kazzymodus
        Kazzymodus
        #ifdef is C/C++. C# just used #if.
        Feb 17, 2016
      2. Chazm
        Chazm
        Thanks.

        (argh someone mentioned #ifdefs used in Terraria's code and I'm ripping my hair out trying to find where the keyword is)
        Feb 17, 2016
    4. Chazm
      Chazm
      If I'm to die out in anyway I wanted, I'd heat myself up to 345MeV, then cool myself down to 160MeV, allowing the quarks of me to hadronize.
      1. Jill likes this.
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      3. Chazm
        Chazm
        unless there is so much demand that it decomposes itself*
        Feb 17, 2016
      4. Jill
        Jill
        That'd be at the point where nothing could decompose it.

        The sheer salt would do any who attempt, in.
        Feb 17, 2016
      5. Chazm
        Chazm
        So this sweat is actually a fundamental particle?

        CERN please.
        Feb 17, 2016
    5. jpeg
      jpeg
      how do i be smart
      1. Chazm
        Chazm
        there's a guide that exists on this forum

        unfortunately for all that my teachers care is that my GCSE knowledge is slightly lacking because it intervenes with the truth
        Feb 16, 2016
      2. Chazm
        Chazm
        also example of what you'd be able to do exists now
        Feb 16, 2016
    6. Chazm
      Chazm
      I just remembered how chilling the descending organ chords (I think from Gmsus4?) are in FFVI's Dancing Mad's final tier.
    7. Chazm
      Chazm
      I fully support this '0.5x A Presses' meme. -A long-time subscriber
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      2. Chazm
        Chazm
        I'm more intrigued by how the heck there isn't a speed cap which through testing wouldn't have been able to be achieved with normal gameplay. (100, 255, et cetera)
        Feb 13, 2016
      3. Granger
        Granger
        Well, since that game (afaik) has no stackable speedboosters and this is a unintented glitch... why borther?
        Feb 13, 2016
      4. Chazm
        Chazm
        There's no moment at which that speed cap would be exceeded. Therefore, for safety, it'd be better to keep it capped, even though it could not be achieved at any point in the game, unless they used different transportation techniques in the debug versions, in that case they might as well have missed out that thought process entirely.

        Also BLJ is the result of a constantly doubling speed when jumping backwards.
        Feb 13, 2016
    8. Chazm
      Chazm
      I still feel :red:ing terrible even though I'm having adequate sleep, pls mind stop doing this when I need to revise for tests
      1. Ori likes this.
      2. Ori
        Ori
        I can relate to this so much it feels like my mind is melting together with your message into a disgusting mesh of (non)logic and superglue
        Feb 11, 2016
      3. Chazm
        Chazm
        Mine is melting into QGP, and electroweakly reacting overtime
        Feb 11, 2016
      4. zeskorion
        zeskorion
        Welcome to my world. Always tired no matter what....
        Feb 11, 2016
    9. MarioKart7z
      1. Aesir
        Aesir
        Let's have them answered, shall we?
        Feb 9, 2016
      2. Chazm
        Chazm
        holy :red:

        this was why I overheated in Biology today
        Feb 9, 2016
    10. Chazm
      Chazm
      somehow I regained the ability to sleep whenever I please, help
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      2. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        No need to rub it in, bub. The rest of us get nowhere near enough sleep. :(
        Feb 8, 2016
      3. Chazm
        Chazm
        Talking about that, the rest of my family seems to have failed to catch-up. Infact, one member is so tired that he can't go into work 30% of the time.

        I blame Peak for this sudden spike in energy
        Feb 8, 2016
      4. Commander Crocket
        Commander Crocket
        *yawns* =u=
        Feb 8, 2016
    11. Chazm
      Chazm
      I know how the base of the Celestial tower shader works (vector4 with alpha being varied depending on position and time)...
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      2. W1K
        W1K
        I'd love to look at the shader if you found the code for it.
        Feb 7, 2016
      3. Chazm
        Chazm
        Can't find the code, uses #ifdef preprocessor directives which don't compile in Visual C#

        but I can base it off code from GLSLSandbox
        Feb 7, 2016
      4. MarioKart7z
        MarioKart7z
        SO THAT'S HOW VERTOR4s WORK!
        Feb 9, 2016
    12. Chazm
      Chazm
      (certain plans for a new technological advancement or something) holy crap a neutrino/anti-neutrino reaction produces blue/purple light
      1. Chazm
        Chazm
        specifically electron neutrinos (at maximum mass, they produce 4.4eV with a di-photon product + kinetic energy)
        Feb 5, 2016
      2. Sugars
        Sugars
        ...k
        Feb 5, 2016
    13. Chazm
      Chazm
      :red: it Firefox just doesn't want me to use YouTube anymore
      1. Water Filter Salesman likes this.
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      3. Trash Boat
        Trash Boat
        I dissagree

        I am perfect

        I am awesome

        I AM FUMP
        Feb 4, 2016
      4. Bluegreen
        Bluegreen
        oh, I see
        i... I certainly do see
        Feb 4, 2016
      5. Gmayor61
        Gmayor61
        You're definitely fump
        Feb 4, 2016
    14. Chazm
      Chazm
      I keep remembering Adobe Flash's icon as if it were Flerovium
    15. Chazm
      Chazm
      Show night complete. I'm gonna need more maths problems to solve... because I've finished looking at the descriptions of particle physics.
      1. Chazm
        Chazm
        mind you, I'd like them to be complex and not long strings of digits
        Jan 30, 2016
    16. Chazm
      Chazm
      completely wrecked. have no energy to even calculate simple trig
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      2. serenesplash
        serenesplash
        math is my favorite subject
        fite me
        Jan 28, 2016
      3. Commander Crocket
        Jan 29, 2016
      4. Chazm
        Chazm
        can I not fite you, serene

        pls guys, it's not that bad

        *Quivers over English Literature*
        Jan 29, 2016
    17. Chazm
      Chazm
      seriously who the :red: keeps making these group chats all of a sudden, leave me alone I'm trying to solve quantum physics
      1. Clancy117, aWolfen and Sugars like this.
      2. Bezixx
        Bezixx
        Hah, you're included in group chats, at least...
        Jan 27, 2016
    18. Chazm
      Chazm
      It's been 1 year and 1 day since I first started coding with pure C#. To look at how far I've got through this year compared to others...
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      2. Chazm
        Chazm
        However, within these 5 months, I've been quite static, yet learning to an ability no-one understood. I've thought of programming many things, but unfortunately aren't motivated enough to program them (yet). However, I now have a new dawn on my hands: I recently found a shader site and now I'm trying to use preprocessor directives to make those a reality.
        Jan 27, 2016
      3. Alabaster
        Alabaster
        Do you use the new TmodLoader now that tAPI is unusable?
        Jan 27, 2016
      4. Chazm
        Chazm
        Nope. Pure source (also I don't Terraria mod anymore, I just help other Terraria modders (a recent one I helped was blahblahbal, but it seems he's already got himself the knowledge I have. (like finding the preprocessor directives before me)
        Jan 27, 2016
    19. Chazm
      Chazm
      trying to figure out how to use preprocessor directives 'ifdef and define' in C#
      1. Water Filter Salesman
        Water Filter Salesman
        Didn't know C# had those.
        Jan 29, 2016
    20. Chazm
      Chazm
      I became desperate to play Pathfinder again
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    May 8, 2001 (Age: 18)
    Location:
    BANK YOUR ITEMS
    Occupation:
    a very depressed parasite
    Re-Logic Games Owned:
    • Terraria: PC
    • Terraria: PS3/Vita