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Chazm
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a very depressed parasite

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Chazm

Skeletron Prime, Male, 18, from BANK YOUR ITEMS

Internet currently :red:ing up round here. Must be because Virgin Media is installing new systems to keep track of our internet history. Dec 15, 2016

Chazm was last seen:
Jan 18, 2017
    1. Chazm
      Chazm
      Next time, on a psychopath tries to constantly kill @agent_alx!
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      2. Krasunir
        Krasunir
        I thought you stopped.
        Dec 23, 2015
      3. XenoCat
        XenoCat
        Stopped what?
        Dec 23, 2015
      4. Krasunir
        Krasunir
        Nevermind.
        Dec 23, 2015
    2. Chazm
      Chazm
      really shouldn't have gotten fallout 4, the consequences mount when there's a moan from the other room requesting if he can 'steal' my pc
      1. Sugars
        Sugars
        Who would ask to borrow a computer while having sex or turning into a zombie?
        EDIT: Or being asked to do chores by their mother during adolescence.
        Dec 22, 2015
      2. Chazm
        Chazm
        :red:

        I knew my brother was undead or something noting from the level of English he speaks as a native to this country.

        He's the one who wants all my time on FO4 while I have nothing to do on his PC because he denies it
        EDIT: That's definetly a better excuse.
        Dec 22, 2015
    3. Everybody
      Everybody
      Yo watcha getting for christmas fam?
      1. Chazm
        Chazm
        Don't really know, don't really care.

        All I really want now is for the weather around here to drop 20 degrees Celsius.
        Dec 22, 2015
    4. Chazm
      Chazm
      DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS HOT MY FAVOURITE TIME OF YEAR?!?!?
      1. Everybody likes this.
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      3. Alabaster
        Alabaster
        It's mild in the southeast of England. I'm wearing shorts at the moment.
        Dec 19, 2015
      4. Sugars
        Sugars
        I live in :red:ing Texas. >:C
        Dec 22, 2015
      5. Chazm
        Chazm
        IT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY THE TEMPERATURES AROUND HERE ARE ALMOST ROOM TEMPERATURE
        Dec 22, 2015
    5. Chazm
      Chazm
      I'm free from the limits of school... for two weeks. Disadvantages are that I have to listen to the same old songs all the time...
      1. Erienna Nakagai likes this.
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      3. Chazm
        Chazm
        Oddly enough, I don't hate my school.

        It's the government exam boards which ruin me from being the best I can possibly be.
        Dec 18, 2015
      4. LoveSpreader
        LoveSpreader
        Destroy the government then. =3=
        Dec 18, 2015
      5. Chazm
        Chazm
        Would do.

        Need money though. I've got some world-changing prototypes in my mind which could blow many off the face of the earth... but I need some money to create the bases.
        Dec 18, 2015
    6. Chazm
      Chazm
      Tests are over. still can't flippin' sleep because I'm still expected to go to school last two days
      1. king40606 likes this.
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      3. king40606
        king40606
        Every concept is incredibly simple if you have a good teacher or you teach yourself. The Internet is a great place to do that. I know a lot about astronomy just because of NASA's website.
        Dec 16, 2015
      4. Chazm
        Chazm
        I knew a lot about astronomy since 12.

        I'm now on the small stuff, hence why I fixate on the standard model and baryon/meson formation.
        Dec 16, 2015
      5. Chazm
        Chazm
        Oh my, the maths department decided to send me a card all in Sans Serif.

        Of course, the message was so :red:ing obvious that it wasn't even worth the bad timing.
        Dec 18, 2015
    7. Chazm
      Chazm
      I decided I was bored and decided to go look up (and maybe solve) the bottomed-Omega baryon mystery.
    8. Chazm
      Chazm
      Sometimes I go and search science way out of my spec for no reason whatsoever. I don't need to learn it until 18... but it's interesting.
      1. Chazm
        Chazm
        So. I decided to do it again, today.

        :red: GCSE chemistry that :red:'s boring
        Dec 13, 2015
      2. Chazm
        Chazm
        *looks through plans*
        *monologue start*
        (Would be great if I just used down quarks instead of using up quarks from a neutron- just use an electron to avoid interference from second generation mesons inside the neutron!

        Now how the heck am I going to store those... oh wait, they'll decay into up quarks! Grea-
        :red: stupid leptons, interfering with my plans)
        *END*
        Dec 13, 2015
    9. Chazm
      Chazm
      DAMNIT SCROLLWHEEL DO YOU HAVE TO CUT OUT ON ME
      1. Eli10293
        Eli10293
        Mine is broken
        Dec 12, 2015
      2. YoshiGator
        YoshiGator
        I feel your pain, its very hard to cope without it at first.
        Dec 13, 2015
      3. Chazm
        Chazm
        Don't worry, it works again.

        the class which determines M3's scrolling capabilities must have been missed and failed to load as an instance

        i blame fallout 4
        Dec 13, 2015
    10. Chazm
      Chazm
      I managed to get everyone in my science classes to keep saying 'photon' even though none of them know what they are (precisely)
      1. galacticGammawave likes this.
    11. Chazm
      Chazm
      I still don't understand how I become bawling with tears after getting 1 mark off an A...
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      2. XenoCat
        XenoCat
        .....
        Dec 11, 2015
      3. MegaMage314
        MegaMage314
        That's what they do. They indoctrinate you, brainwashing you into thinking that your GPA is the most important thing in the world.
        Dec 11, 2015
      4. Chazm
        Chazm
        I'm probably using A level explanations

        explains why I have such a good maths grade yet my sciences are lacking, while I have more knowledge in the A/degree level stuff.

        Talking about the first maths exam... *spends 10-15 minutes on a volume question near the back of the test* *time up* *puts predicted answer* *turns over* *:red: more questions on stuff I revised but everyone else didn't*
        Dec 11, 2015
    12. Chazm
      Chazm
      Exams through Friday - Wednesday, eh? *grabs caffeinated fluids*
    13. Chazm
      Chazm
      I rek scrubs so much in class that I'm practically putting teachers out of their jobs
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      2. king40606
        king40606
        That is such a win.
        Dec 8, 2015
      3. Chazm
        Chazm
        All I'm really asking those two teachers to do is to:
        1. Stop what you're doing.
        2. Hand the guide over to me.
        3. Focus on shutting the class up.
        4. Let me give my explanation.

        The same goes for my chemistry, physics, and computer science classes!
        Dec 8, 2015
      4. Chazm
        Chazm
        Update on this: Same of the two teachers- asked me to go to A level classes.

        gee I can tell they're pissed off with me... well that's because you aren't doing a good enough job, miss.
        Dec 9, 2015
    14. Chazm
      Chazm
      school pls, stop trying to strain me of my coding abilities when I'm trying to prove something to my CS teacher
      1. galacticGammawave likes this.
      2. galacticGammawave
        galacticGammawave
        Inb4 "I didn't know Counterstrike was a subject in school!"
        But seriously, sounds pretty bad. At least you have a coding class, we just have a 45 minute thing before school every week or so.
        Dec 6, 2015
      3. galacticGammawave
        galacticGammawave
        Technically we do have a computer class, but it's really simple stuff like making a calendar in Word.
        Dec 6, 2015
      4. Warpshard
        Warpshard
        Our computer class is worse. When we actually do work, we're just copying designs from a book containing projects (We aren't even given the book, he just Xeroxes the designs) and attempting to replicate them in Word. The worst part is, this can act as your foreign language! If you have computers, you don't need a foreign language in my district. Who honestly thinks these classes are beneficial?
        Dec 6, 2015
    15. Chazm
      Chazm
      I FOUND IT JUST IN TIME FOR THAT APPLICATION I'M MAKING, THE HOLY GRAIL FOR SHADERS
      1. galacticGammawave
        galacticGammawave
        What shader grail did you find?
        Dec 5, 2015
      2. Chazm
        Chazm
        'internal unsafe Texture2D(GraphicsDevice graphicsDevice, Stream stream, int width, int height, XnaImageOperation operation)'
        replace width and height with 1, add a colour var to XnaImageOperation, and add 2/3-dim arrays to the culture
        Dec 5, 2015
    16. Chazm
      Chazm
      Welp. Tests galore next week, time to prove if I can actually work to my fullest capability tired as all heck.
    17. Chazm
      Chazm
      Thinking of an almost complete redesign for my OC. The backstory and ideas aren't really going to be altered, however.
    18. Chazm
      Chazm
      geez guys, 142 alerts!
      1. galacticGammawave likes this.
      2. king40606
        king40606
        Your welcome.
        You are now popular.
        Dec 3, 2015
    19. Chazm
      Chazm
      I seriously need to be taught the idea of some of the code needed for the more complex shaders.
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      2. king40606
        king40606
        Yet* is the keyword there.
        If age didn't matter, you'd probably qualify.
        Your probably more intelligent than me so…
        Dec 2, 2015
      3. Chazm
        Chazm
        I've got the English skill to do it as well. (jeez guys, I'm only marked down because I can't topic very well)
        and then comes the point of what the hell do I do if I'm under 16 and therefore aren't allowed to pay joint rent
        Dec 2, 2015
      4. king40606
        king40606
        God dammit age limits.
        Dec 2, 2015
    20. Chazm
      Chazm
      fatigue ensues when you're trying to keep ahead in subjects
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      2. king40606
        king40606
        That's what caffeine is for.
        Not to mention good music.
        That stuff helps me get caught up fast.
        Dec 2, 2015
      3. Chazm
        Chazm
        Caffeine: kinda checked
        Good music: checked over and over again

        overdoing it so that teachers end up teaching you nothing at the end of the year? yep
        Dec 2, 2015
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    May 8, 2001 (Age: 18)
    Location:
    BANK YOUR ITEMS
    Occupation:
    a very depressed parasite
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