Commander Crocket

Commander Crocket

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  • Commander Crocket
    Recently found my old school calculator, and saw that it was missing its minus button. On the plus side, it still works. :)
    Commander Crocket
    At this point, I think it's safe to say that no one has more to say than the woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it.
    Commander Crocket
    I feel as if a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if they had just built their towns big enough for another person.
    Commander Crocket
    Golden Heretic Snakeboat
    Golden Heretic Snakeboat
    Apparently, A Last Episode For T&J Exists Where They Both Kill Themselves.
    You May Remove Me From Your Profile Now.
    Commander Crocket
    It always makes me somewhat jealous how a rooster can start his day screaming his head off, and yet somehow, we are all okay with that. :)
    Commander Crocket
    Commander Crocket
    Instead of going to Starbucks, I prefer making my own coffee, yelling my name out incorrectly, and then lighting a £5 note on fire.
    Commander Crocket
    I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks, but lately, I've been waking up feeling like a bounced cheque. :(
    Commander Crocket
    b3f
    Commander Crocket
    i didn’t want to grow up, i just wanted to be able to reach the cookies
    RainbowDrago
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    Commander Crocket
    You question if you're getting old when your barber asks if your eyebrows need trimming, and you know you are when he does it without asking
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    FlyKip
    FlyKip
    Is this what playing with you is like??!?:P
    Commander Crocket
    Commander Crocket
    Actually did something just like this in a community server a while back. A teammate asked me why I was called "Commander", and if I could act like one in chat, but I did so in voice.

    Suffice to say that much laughs were had, with both our team and the enemy team pissing themselves with laughter. All of this, at the low, low price of my larynx - had a sore throat that day, as well as the day after. :D
    E X P A N S I O N P A C K
    E X P A N S I O N P A C K
    Don't ever ask if you want people to be you, I still have the jetstream infection.
    Commander Crocket
    Within the few times that I actually use my phone and send texts, I use the word duck a lot. Mainly because auto-correct is such a ditch. :)
    Commander Crocket
    Was following a recipe, and halfway in, it said "Now chill in fridge for at least 2 hours". And y'all know I like doing things by the book.
    Commander Crocket
    There's almost always a certain level of irony involved when you see that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it. :D
    Criddle
    How come you never ranked up from Commander? Do you think you'll ever get promoted?
    Commander Crocket
    Hockey becomes so much better if you imagine that the teams are fighting over the world’s last Oreo. :D
    Commander Crocket
    Commander Crocket
    This just in, birthdays are good for your health. Studies on the subject have shown that those who have more birthdays tend to live longer.
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