Commander Crocket Feb 8, 2018 Recently found my old school calculator, and saw that it was missing its minus button. On the plus side, it still works.
Recently found my old school calculator, and saw that it was missing its minus button. On the plus side, it still works.
Commander Crocket Feb 7, 2018 At this point, I think it's safe to say that no one has more to say than the woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it.
At this point, I think it's safe to say that no one has more to say than the woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it.
Commander Crocket Feb 4, 2018 I feel as if a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if they had just built their towns big enough for another person.
I feel as if a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if they had just built their towns big enough for another person.
Commander Crocket Jan 26, 2018 Ah, Tom and Jerry. Even after all these years, you still never fail to make me laugh. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfqAtWSPisk
Ah, Tom and Jerry. Even after all these years, you still never fail to make me laugh. :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfqAtWSPisk
Commander Crocket Jan 22, 2018 It always makes me somewhat jealous how a rooster can start his day screaming his head off, and yet somehow, we are all okay with that.
It always makes me somewhat jealous how a rooster can start his day screaming his head off, and yet somehow, we are all okay with that.
Commander Crocket Jan 16, 2018 Instead of going to Starbucks, I prefer making my own coffee, yelling my name out incorrectly, and then lighting a £5 note on fire.
Instead of going to Starbucks, I prefer making my own coffee, yelling my name out incorrectly, and then lighting a £5 note on fire.
Commander Crocket Jan 15, 2018 I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks, but lately, I've been waking up feeling like a bounced cheque.
I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks, but lately, I've been waking up feeling like a bounced cheque.
Commander Crocket Jan 10, 2018 i didn’t want to grow up, i just wanted to be able to reach the cookies
Commander Crocket Jan 8, 2018 You question if you're getting old when your barber asks if your eyebrows need trimming, and you know you are when he does it without asking
You question if you're getting old when your barber asks if your eyebrows need trimming, and you know you are when he does it without asking
Commander Crocket Jan 7, 2018 Ever wanted to be like me, but not me? Well, you too can be a commander if you watch this video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNO7Im2xeT8
Ever wanted to be like me, but not me? Well, you too can be a commander if you watch this video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNO7Im2xeT8
Commander Crocket Jan 5, 2018 Within the few times that I actually use my phone and send texts, I use the word duck a lot. Mainly because auto-correct is such a ditch.
Within the few times that I actually use my phone and send texts, I use the word duck a lot. Mainly because auto-correct is such a ditch.
Commander Crocket Jan 3, 2018 Was following a recipe, and halfway in, it said "Now chill in fridge for at least 2 hours". And y'all know I like doing things by the book.
Was following a recipe, and halfway in, it said "Now chill in fridge for at least 2 hours". And y'all know I like doing things by the book.
Commander Crocket Jan 2, 2018 There's almost always a certain level of irony involved when you see that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.
There's almost always a certain level of irony involved when you see that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.
Criddle Dec 31, 2017 How come you never ranked up from Commander? Do you think you'll ever get promoted?
Commander Crocket Dec 31, 2017 Hockey becomes so much better if you imagine that the teams are fighting over the world’s last Oreo.
Commander Crocket Dec 30, 2017 Might just be me, but I don't remember this episode of LazyTown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1-gv2dYHGc
Might just be me, but I don't remember this episode of LazyTown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1-gv2dYHGc
Commander Crocket Dec 29, 2017 This just in, birthdays are good for your health. Studies on the subject have shown that those who have more birthdays tend to live longer.
This just in, birthdays are good for your health. Studies on the subject have shown that those who have more birthdays tend to live longer.