"Drink lotsa milk kids! Milk makes your bones strong, and if their not strong enough I will break them."
“Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it."
"Don't break someone's heart, they only have one! Break their bones instead, they have 206."
"If our lives are but sparks in the eyes of Gods, let’s try to blind them at least once."
"I like my humans like I like my coffee; Liquid."
"I WILL EXPIRE YOUR MILK!"
"I CAN PUT FOOD COLORING IN THE THERMONUCLEAR PLANETARY RESURFACING MISSILE CLUSTERS"