Crimtane Shovel... TWO!!!

This will be one of a few times I am serious.
I wish to hit my head against a wall until one breaks. I don't care which.

Due to my own inability to properly express myself in situations both IRL and here, I will be taking a brief absence. To any here assuming I'm referring to you, I am not. I've just decided to step back before I cause irreversible damage. And I'm sorry.

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accidentally unfollowededed you again

You are all lucky I couldn't become JORMUNGANDR, GENERAIDER BOSS OF ETERNITY

As of writing this, no new posts are on Reds profile. This is a rare moment nowadays

Whenever I use the dead reaction I just hear the Taco Bell ding sound effect

Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
It is about time I say who I am.

<...Am I in a music video?>

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This was my 4500th post

Man I remember when the recent profile posts weren't all asking for stuff that won't happen due to the nature of how it's being asked.

Thinkin about being Mr. [[Big Shot!]] again. Was fun

Every day I slip further and further into goblin mode

All the keys to your success are in place. From here, I shan't do more. To you who has almost completed the puzzle, I wish you good luck

Looks like the times approaching
Oh, how I hate this moment.
Really, is it even needed?
Eh, who can say?

So.
Time to tell the truth.
And soon you'll see.
Rings of lies melt away.

Shovel
Your pfp
It is of the ACURSED game
YOU KNOW WHAT WE MUST DO SHOVEL!

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