a limerick my grandpa would always tell me
A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill holds more than his belican
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
But I’m damned if I see how the helican.
EXCEPT THE DIRTY RAT BASTARDS KNOWN AS: ANY NUT MILK AND THE ABSOLUTE SCOUNDREL KNOW AS SKIM MILK
ANNNND I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT HEAD KNOWN AS SOY MILK
How do people manage to wake up at 9:00 am go to school and immediately be like " Ah yes the best breakfast! half a bag of hot Cheetos and a energy drink to wash it down!"
please if you do this go and see a therapist.
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