Esther

Sometimes it feels like my body is just a computer program:
"Logically, this should work properly."
"So why isn't it working properly."
(My foot has been hurting basically all day and I have no idea why, I didn't put it down wrong or anything.)

Don't ask why I still have this on my laptop.

(PFQ)
I think this is a troll party.

And on my first albino of the hunt, no less.

Me: "I'm gonna put [Friend]'s clinically insane Mii on my Wii"
My mom: "That’s... um... UHHH-"

"I'm gonna scream real quick" *low-volume reptile screech*
-Me

"You know what? I'm gonna draw clinically insane tomorrow."
-Me

"Nuclear White Mage flavored airstrike"
-Me

"Goth Keyblade."
-Me
(1/2)

hey Esther
how ya doinnnn

(PFQ)

IT'S RARE GENDER AGAIN I CAN'T EVEN

Found this in my phone's news feed while eating dinner.

This profile picture will be getting a quality update very soon!
Planned changes are mostly for making it more consistent with my current artstyle, and to fix proportions in a few spots.

I gave you guys 11 hours and 45 minutes and you all still haven't calmed down even slightly? God...

"Nuclear-flavored airstrike-"
-Me, once again unable to speak properly

I shall now deploy the stare and judge everyone more... passively. Ish.

My 4 year trophy seems to be a day early? Is the leap year messing with it?

"We destroyed the Germans!"
-Someone I know

"Now we can both be Beyblades!"
-Me

*pause* "Also where's the ing cat?"
-Other person

"The only thing I know is elephant and badges."
-Other person

(It's sunny outside)
My mom: "Great weather, huh?"
Me, calmly: "I don't like it."
(1/2)

(Pokemon X)
Xerosic: "Push one of the buttons now!"
My response: *Saves game and turns off the console* "Nah"

Pokemon X Gym Leader battle music is way better than I remember it being-

(PFQ)

Type Race is off to a good start this time.

Internal convo out of context:
Arvhin: "Bubbles!!! My greatest weakness!"

It's only a few weeks late because I took so long to finalize the design, but anyway!
I chose to draw him without his hat for my own sake.

Random sprite post: