(Random Quotes Generator 12)
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Leo: Thanks fam!
GlobeX: oh no
QUEENOFCHICKENS: *cries* I love you too
LIFELIGHT: Sounds fake but okay
calamity: *A flustered mess*
Sen: can i get a refund
(Random Quotes Generator 11)
Leo: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
GlobeX: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Leo: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
QUEENOFCHICKENS: Actually I did the math, GlobeX would have $225, not $0.15.
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(Random QUotes Generator 10)
Leo: Rules are made to be broken.
GlobeX: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
QUEENOFCHICKENS: Uh, piñatas.
LIFELIGHT: Glow sticks.
calamity: Karate boards.
Sen: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Leo: Rules.
GlobeX:
(Random Quotes Generator 9)
Leo: Time for plan G.
GlobeX: Don’t you mean plan B?
Leo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
QUEENOFCHICKENS: What about plan D?
Leo: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
LIFELIGHT: What about plan E?
Leo: I’m hoping not to use it. calamity dies in plan E.
Sen: I like plan E.
(Random Quotes Generator 8)
Leo: Can I be frank with you guys?
QUEENOFCHICKENS: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
GlobeX: Can I still be GlobeX?
LIFELIGHT: Shh, let Frank speak.
(Random Quotes Generator 7)
Leo: Why are you on the floor?
QUEENOFCHICKENS: I'm depressed.
QUEENOFCHICKENS: Also I was stabbed, can you get GlobeX, please.
(Random Quotes Generator 6)
Leo, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
QUEENOFCHICKENS, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
GlobeX: what the **** are you guys doing?
Leo: playing systemic oppression
(Random Quotes Generator 5)
Leo: What do you think QUEENOFCHICKENS will do for a distraction?
GlobeX: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
GlobeX: ... or they could do that.
(Random Quotes Generator 4)
Leo: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
QUEENOFCHICKENS: If?
GlobeX: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
(Random Quotes Generator 2)
Leo: Who the **** added me to a ****ing group chat?
QUEENOFCHICKENS: >:O language
GlobeX: Yeah watch your ****ing language
LIFELIGHT: OKAY WHO TAUGHT GLOBEX THE **** WORD?
calamity: 'The **** word'.
Sen: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
GlobeX: Oh my god they censored it
calamity: Say ****, Sen.
GlobeX: Do it, Sen. Say ****.
(Random Quotes Generator 1)
Leo, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
QUEENOFCHICKENS: Hey.
GlobeX: Hi.
LIFELIGHT: Hello.
calamity: Hey!
Leo: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Sen: We were out of Doritos.
I've been playing Neko Atsume and these are the names I chose for my cats so far:
Meme
Bear
Shoe
Cesapeake
Rum Yum Yum
Pears
Fred
Snack
Hood Robin
Minecraft
gesus
Foot
Flash
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Caprisun
Bull Dozer
Drapes
Cheese
Mac and Chese
Papas
Bob
Moby
Beetle Juice
Latte
Heheheha
Gay Frog
ploset
Orange
Pien
Deep
Jacob
Spiderman
Foo
Thomas
Ping Xiao Po
Jim
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