"YouTube keeps fullscreening the videos I'm watching sometimes; which isn't a problem, but any day now I'm gonna be watching Castaways or something and it's gonna fullscreen right as someone walks into my room."
-Me a couple days ago, talking about YT on a Discord roleplay server
Kim: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Chase: Only if you also don't ask why
Chase: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Kim: This one is fine
Kim, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Chase, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Kim: How- Where did those come from
Nikki: I turned out perfectly fine!
Maxi: Nikki, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Nikki: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Maxi : WE LIVE WITH MORE THAN 20 OTHER PEOPLE.
Cam: Least favorite horror movie?
Max: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
Kim: On a scale from “dang Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Nikki: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Alex?
Alex: Probably “road work ahead”.
Cam: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.