"YouTube keeps fullscreening the videos I'm watching sometimes; which isn't a problem, but any day now I'm gonna be watching Castaways or something and it's gonna fullscreen right as someone walks into my room."
-Me a couple days ago, talking about YT on a Discord roleplay server
Lan: How did you know I started that fire?
Kyoto: You always start fires!
Lan: No I don't!
Kyoto: YOU ARE ACTIVELY STARTING A FIRE RIGHT NOW
Lan, holding a can of gasoline and a match: No, I'm not!
Kim: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Chase: Only if you also don't ask why
Chase: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Kim:
Chase:
Kim: This one is fine
Cam, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Alex: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk.
Kim, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Chase, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Kim: How- Where did those come from
Nikki: I turned out perfectly fine!
Maxi: Nikki, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Nikki: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Maxi : WE LIVE WITH MORE THAN 20 OTHER PEOPLE.
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