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Birthday:: Feb 5, 2000

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Guzzlord

Eater of Worlds, 19, from Sweden

It's so cold here in Sweden that I have to wear a winter jacket even inside. Sep 14, 2019 at 7:20 PM

Guzzlord was last seen:: Sep 19, 2019 at 2:55 PM

1. Guzzlord
  It's so cold here in Sweden that I have to wear a winter jacket even inside.
  
  Sep 14, 2019 at 7:20 PM
2. Guzzlord
  Recently been using the Gatligator, it's really not that good due to it's inaccuracy, but it's fun to use.
  
  Sep 13, 2019 at 7:05 PM
  2. Aurora3500
    It's a great weapon to get something similar to the Megashark in early hardmode imo.
    
    I generally always buy it if the Traveling Merchant sells it, it serves me well against the mech bosses, and surviving early hardmode in general.
    
    Sep 13, 2019 at 7:17 PM
    
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3. Guzzlord
  Where do I buy brains?
  
  Sep 12, 2019
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  3. Omega Derpling
    I think brain dealers are common locally, shouldn't be that hard to find one.
    
    Sep 12, 2019
    
    Guzzlord and MadmanLava like this.
  4. Chips
    Meet me behind [Name of Guide]'s house in about three hours, I think I have something you will find very appealing.
    
    Sep 12, 2019
    
    MadmanLava, Guzzlord, GawenStarTeller and 1 other person like this.
  5. King Victor
    I don't think you'll find any in the white house.
    
    Sep 13, 2019 at 6:59 PM
    
    Omega Derpling likes this.
4. Guzzlord
  Atlanta backwards is still Atlanta, mind blown!
  
  Sep 11, 2019
  2. Animus Viral
    Atnalta. Are you sure about that?
    
    Sep 11, 2019
  3. TheWorfer27
    Wow, that's really cool! Those are called palindromes, which is another palindrome!
    
    Sep 11, 2019
    
    Chips, neoselket and Guzzlord like this.
5. Guzzlord
  Anyone know a good status update?
  
  Sep 8, 2019
  2. UltiDaniel
    Something new!
    Like a status update, but with 2 commas!
    
    Sep 8, 2019
    
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6. Guzzlord
  This sentence is epic, or is it?
  
  Sep 7, 2019
  2. Halocaster
    Nah, it ain't.
    (just kiddin')
    
    Sep 7, 2019
    
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7. Guzzlord
  RIP Guzzlord 7576 B.C - 2019, died whilst trying to joggle 17 quadrillion atomic bombs.
  
  Sep 6, 2019
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  3. Omega Derpling
    I wonder how long he managed to succeed...
    
    Sep 6, 2019
    
    The_Viking likes this.
  4. Guzzlord
    0 divided by 0
    
    Sep 6, 2019
  5. UltiDaniel
    Oh GOD, DID HE REALLY LAST THAT LONG!?
    IT'S SO SHORT THAT MY CALCULATOR SEEMS TO NOT SAY A PROPER NUMBER!
    
    Sep 6, 2019
    
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8. Guzzlord
  Guys, we finally did it. I can confidently now say that I am the emperor of nails.
  
  Sep 5, 2019
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  3. Omega Derpling
    You can't be the emperor of nails if you don't even know what pale ore is...
    
    Sep 6, 2019
  4. Guzzlord
    No, I am the emperor of nails because I don't know that is.
    
    Sep 6, 2019
    
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  5. Omega Derpling
    Oh no, he's defeated me!
    
    Sep 6, 2019
    
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9. Guzzlord
  Nails > 99% of edible trash
  
  Sep 5, 2019
10. Guzzlord
  Nails are very healthy, I mean eating one could grant you the power of a hammer, which is pretty epic.
  
  Sep 4, 2019
  2. ThePally
    Do you eat yours with milk?
    
    Sep 4, 2019
  3. Guzzlord
    I prefer eating them with dirt.
    
    Sep 4, 2019
  4. TheWorfer27
    Not even cleaning them after harvest is the best way to get dirt on them
    
    Sep 4, 2019
    
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11. Guzzlord
  Since my nails grow quite frequently, my teeth are very used to biting them off.
  
  Sep 3, 2019
  2. TheWorfer27
    
    Sep 3, 2019
    
    Guzzlord and Defure like this.
12. Guzzlord
  I like to eat my nails.
  
  Sep 2, 2019
  1. Aedan The Borf likes this.
  2. TheWorfer27
    
    Sep 2, 2019
    
    GawenStarTeller, FlyKip, Huzbubber Tim and 2 others like this.
  3. Halocaster
    Trivia: People who often eat or munch their nails have stronger immune system. True fact.
    BTW, LOL @TheWorfer27
    
    Sep 2, 2019
    
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  4. Guzzlord
    Those nails too.
    
    Sep 2, 2019
    
    DemiGod and Aedan The Borf like this.
13. Guzzlord
  I'm actually just some random generated A.I on a screen replying with dumb .
  
  Sep 1, 2019
14. Guzzlord
  Your closet is your head.
  
  Aug 31, 2019
  1. Aedan The Borf likes this.
  2. UltiDaniel
    Oh.
    *Takes clothes out of head*
    That's convenient.
    
    Aug 31, 2019
    
    Aedan The Borf likes this.
  3. Dundershock
    Is this peak evolution? How can we top this?
    
    Aug 31, 2019
    
    Aedan The Borf likes this.
  4. GreyScale7287
    my head was full enough
    why have you done this
    
    Aug 31, 2019
    
    Aedan The Borf and Guzzlord like this.
15. Guzzlord
  This is a status update.
  
  Aug 30, 2019
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  3. MadmanLava
    h m m
    
    Aug 30, 2019
    
    UltiDaniel likes this.
  4. Stickyb0mbSandwhich
    Update your status...
    
    Aug 30, 2019
    
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  5. Guzzlord
    hubba dubba
    
    Aug 30, 2019
16. Guzzlord
  ''Terraria's name comes from the word Terrarium, true story.'' - Who? 28/08/19
  
  Aug 28, 2019
  2. UltiDaniel
    Here before a certain british fellow comes and copyrights this. - Is this the Krusty Krab? No this is actually UltiDaniel.
    
    Aug 28, 2019
  3. Guzzlord
    It's the Fine Bros accident all over again, I guess history really does repeat itself.
    
    Aug 28, 2019
  4. MadmanLava
    I will never not say it the other way.
    
    Aug 28, 2019
17. Guzzlord
  People have troubles with their evil biome spreading? Just bomb it lmao.
  
  Aug 27, 2019
  1. Daikonradish likes this.
18. Guzzlord
  You guys ever go canoeing to India, but instead find yourself on another whole continent?
  
  Aug 26, 2019
  2. Defure
    No, haven't seen any canoes big enough for a dragon.
    
    Aug 26, 2019
  3. GawenStarTeller
    this would make sense since india is on another continent for me
    
    Aug 26, 2019
19. Guzzlord
  This is really Epic!
  
  Aug 26, 2019
20. Guzzlord
  ''So guys, we did it. We reached a quarter of a million subscribers.'' - Pyrocynical
  
  Aug 24, 2019
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