I only like some of my hats enough to throw them.
Pinkie Pie is incredibly disgruntled at your scurridious accusations. It was a changeling who had the arquebus! (WAIT I SAID TOO MUCH-)
Why does it hurt when I hit my hand with a hammer?
Me who eats ultraviolet radiation from the sun itself:
I microwaved the peanut butter for 11 seconds
Also, if I thought you were faking or lying, I wouldn't have gifted you the two severed human hands and the (non)-human eyeball; I applied them to your posts as needed, just as the instruction manual said!
Check your famosity meter
I have plenty of eyes in my basement.
I bet someone told him to touch grass, but when he did, they took his computer and threw it into an active volcano.
Granted, but you are also hugged by some of the wet geese.
When he found out his car used a speedometer, he sold it and bought a wild horse, for he did not want to have any affiliation with the metric system.
If you paint an orange green, and install a motor on it so it goes "put-put-put", does it become a putting green?
I shall defeat you by sending you negative money on Patreon.
Darn Darniel's laundry basket with his white vans.
Awoo feew an eviw presence watchin awoo grr ùwú
ADHD gang rise u- hey look, a squirrel!
Opinions on bees with teeth?
What if there was an achievement called "No Moho" that you get by mining up all the blocks in the Mohorovicic layer on a world?
"It's Very Chile Outside": Everyone Claims To Be In This South American Country!
@Green_Metaknight "I hate owls. It's course, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere."
@King Jameth III "Birth is a curse and existence is a prison."
@Raiden 雷電 "(we're beating up a child)"
@Green_Metaknight "I'm about to watch a movie called "my eyelids." When I'm done it will be tomorrow."
@King Jameth III "British people when you say frozen plant based pepperoni pizza instead of subzero doughified grains topped with aged dairy and falsified meats roasted in a metal compartment having been heated up to an optimal temperature instructed on subzero doughified grains topped with aged dairy and falsified meats container, placed inside for an optimal amount of time, and then released from said compartment: "
@Fluttershy [CiM] "Wow so cutie marks are just puberty"
@Depressed Fr0g "Anyone wonder why its spelled Camouflage and not "
@Green_Metaknight "I hope the Illuminati invade earth."
@Unit One "Jason Mendoza is a genius."
@Mecha_Twitchy "why does he need so many scorpions"
@Cenx "Guess you need to report me."