Hootle The Stonklet

(Terraria: Thorium)

So, I've broken into hardmode, and post-golem as well. I've been having issues with  massive lag (0 frames per second, how the does that work) and I've finally tracked it down to the astral shield staff. Shame because it's a really good summon weapon for general exploration.

My phone wallpaper is now a ing inside joke

(Horizon Zero Dawn)

After tracking down, and immediately brutally murdering, wooden effigies of (mostly) passive deer machines, I have secured the platinum trophy for this game. I might pick up forbidden west someday if it's available for ps4, because hell will freeze over before I buy a ps5.

(Horizon Zero Dawn)

So, I've beaten this game, and I only need 1 more trophy to get the platinum. I thought I would see the gameplay as meh, but it was pretty entertaining. The last mission was also pretty cool, even though the final battle with the corrupted deathbringer was a little underwhelming. Shield-weaver is just broken though, so that might explain it.

(God Of War)

So, I got this game at my local library a couple months ago, but had to return it due to stupid controller problems, but now that I have a new controller, I played this game to almost full completion, and I've quite a bit of fun with it. I only have 3 trophies left until the platinum, but they're collection trophies, so it could take a couple of weeks. Or months.

(terraria: shadows of abbadon)

So, I've started delving into modded, and this is the first big one I've played. I've gotten to the post moon-lord content and so far I'm having fun with it. Next I have to fight duke fishrons so I can progress further, however I'm not entirely sure if that's true

(Bloons Tower Defense 6)

So I managed to beat this contested territory. It feels like while the contested territories are really cool, people just don't play them. About 7 people were even on the leaderboard, and the team I'm on has 15 people alone. One team literally did absolutely nothing for the whole week. I managed to get into the top 10% my second event, and I wasn't active for 3 whole days.

(Bloons Tower Defense 6)

Well, I just beat elite bloonarius. Jesus Christ the ramping is insane for elite mode. The tier 1 elite has slightly less then the fortified bad that spawns on r 100 abr. The next tier has slightly less health then the entirety of round 98, the strongest round in the entire pre-round100 rounds health wise.

"I love how you're not even trying anymore, uhhh, french, baguettes, it, we're done here"

"drifting off to sleep so if I go silent then assume Spogob has eaten me" -9RJP6, 2022

spogob

(Tales Of Graces F)

So, I've beaten the game a second time. I incorrectly assumed that richard was going to be difficult, and ended up curbstomping him. Only to get curbstomped myself by lambda angelus, who I correctly assumed would be a problem.

Greetings friend

long time no see

(Tales Of Graces F)

So I'm close to the end of my chaos playthrough, and I firmly believe that Emeraude is an absolutely bull boss. Luckily, I got by it only getting party wiped by killing field once. Maybe I'll try the post-game dungeon again, but that probably won't go well.

Gug is in pain

(Bloons Tower Defense 6)

So, I've been playing around with the new Paragon, and to put it bluntly... It blows. Big time. The green sentry can't be locked to a certain point, it can only overclock itself, doesn't even have bloon traps of any variety, it's damage is absolutely abysmal, and it's the most expensive Paragon to date. It's like the opposite of navarch.

So apparently 1.3 tmodloader works with 1.4 terraria? Alright.

Craig really got a job at relogic, made almost guaranteed items insanely hard to get at some point, then left. #craigsucks

I'd like you to think back to the summer of 2020. What were we all doing? I don't remember. Although I can tell you that it probably wasn't talking about how lobsters are scorpion mermaids and how corndogs are meat Twinkies. And if, perchance, you were

Why the have you cursed the world with this knowledge?

So this is something that happened a couple of days ago, and yes, I did watch the whole ad.