Well this is the one time I can't eat someone to get them to shut up. - @Orchamut
My flesh is too strong for me to
not do that
not on command! - @HandsomeSquirrel

I don't need an existential crisis, because I know for a fact that I'm wasting all of my time for nothing. It's a problem

- @Champion Greninjoid
WOE
CHILD SUPPORT BE UPON THEE - @Jackiethederg
GARLIC BREAD - @Sanana
I don't know; that's just Red's face. - @HandsomeSquirrel

There is a worryingly large number of quotes in your signature that aren't mine - @Eye Of Cthulhu

Buff Wyvern Husband. - @Lord of Bunny-Masked Men
10/10 my luvvy wuvvy pooky bear - @TforToe

"Karma is a

, and RNG is her petty cousin." - @Esther
yeah I'm pretty confident I know what sleeping is - @Slight