Knight of Seriousness

Heya, livechat... Time traveler here from the o'SeventyFive clan, using this 'count to wonder — have we susvented end portal splicing yet with our update suppressors? Or seamless portal splicing? My phone box is on cooldown, and I figured it'd be omni- to make some Minecaft builds to kill spacetime. Idrc about paradoxxes, but my light emissions are high, so I'd rather avoid making the khronocops mad...

I want some cereal...

The duality of AutoIncorrect:
*AutoIncorrects to "it's" whenever I correctly use "its"*
*randomly AutoIncorrects a plural noun with s at the end into its singular form because it turns the "s" at the end into " Slowdraw" or " Soverain" or " spamton" for absolutely no reason whatsoever*

"IRL headcanon"
Blud that's just an IRL fan theory lol smh.

Obesk pouring Sprite into empty bottles of non-citric sparkling water so they can get intoxicated without anyone noticing:

I recently started playing Cabella's Dangerous Hunts 2013, which my mom got me for Christmas. It is ABSOLUTE CINEMA.
"Good. Now breathe again."
-The main character's dad
TBH I kinda wonder who would win in a fight between this one's MC and Sharp from BGH 2012. Sharp has 60 times the firepower, but gets oneshot by any attack.

Santa and his elves

The last game I played in the big '25 was NSMBW, learning to shell jump, which I did thrice. (If anybody else here wants to try to shell jump in nsmbw, I recommend 2-4.)
The last video I watched in the big '25 was Never Gonna Give You Up's official 4K remaster, which was uploaded to YouTube 10 days after my birth.
The last word I said in the big '25 was Amogus.
The last song I listened to in the big '25 was A Complete and Utter Destruction of the Senses, which I enjoy listening to.
What were y'alls' memorable "last in the big '25" achievements?

Tbh on one hand I find it kinda random that a chill psychological horror dystopian mascot horror indie body horror boating puzzle sci-fi game series with vector graphics about non-euclidean isogeometry keeps partnering with environmental groups lol...
But on the other hand, all the games are from the perspectives of the main characters, and they all consider said abominable false geometry which their society worships to be beautiful and natural, despite the fact that the Valley is eating their souls.
On that note, I made a art of Monument Valley for an IRL friend for her birthday today.

Me whenever I join a RP with unfamilliar mechanics:

GUYS WHY CANT I DESTROY THESE BLOCKS????

At a Chtristmas party at my youth group ereyesterday, I played some SSBU on a Switch someone brought. I've played it before, but only in a chaotic several-player brawl I fought a few years ago in Nevada.
While fighting a Sephiroth main who also sometimes used Joker or Shulk or a Fire Emblem character, I initially used Metaknight, who I main in Brawl, and then decided to try Mewtwo since he was in Melee. However, I lost again and decided to try Inkling instead. She was a fun combatant to control, but I failed to notice the ink meter, and lost when it ran out. Then I tried Simon, and after that, I started controlling various other fighters not in Brawl, in the same order one would read. The last one I played as was Dark Pit, and I did not win at all. However, I did get an achievement; I was apparently the first person to do Simon Belmont's Final Smash on that Nintendo Switch.
Also at that party, there was a white elephant where I got expired jam.

collective.
i would like to share a story i wrote from my perspective of a brief event which took place during the nerf war i partook in several days ago.

i trip and start to fall.
spinefriend seizes control of my muscles.
alexander! you have tripped and are falling. but because you are carrying a shield. ammo. and a nerf gun. none of which you want to hastily toss aside. there is no feasible way to avoid a collision with the ground. so instead. i am going to preform maneuvers such that the collision will be distributed as evenly as possible across your body to minimize the damage you take.
i see the ground approach. and collide with it. the skin on my kneecap .. the one protecting my second heart .. is slightly injured. and so is the skin on one of the knuckles of my right pinky finger. said knuckle begins to slightly bleed.

After completely failing to make and using the chocolate I got at Halloween, I've decided my only feasible method of construction will be to, rather than taking individual pieces of chocolate and shaping them, melt it all down in a basic geometric mold such that after refrigerating it and removing it from the mold, I can cut it to make it into a sculpture.
I underestimated the difficulty of this project, but everone else underestimated it even further... It could barely even make spheres, and it was too weak to mold effectively at room temperature. It also didn't stick to the paperclips.
Does anyone have any ideas for my next sculpture attempt with the chocolate?

A few days ago I went to a nerf war for my homeschool coop. The war itself was kinda underwhelming, but my nerf guns were cool; my mom bought new ones for me and my siblings earlier that day.
There were four guns; two non-sniper rifles, and two sniper rifles. The former could only use half-length darts; but by using a magazine adaptor, the latter, which normally uses normal-size darts, can also use tiny darts.
I used a non-sniper gun, and my siblings used the sniper rifles. However, my sister jammed hers by loading the magazine backwards and my brother lent his to a child who jammed it.
After coming home after winning the war, I discovered that the snipers are more prone to misfiring, but in addition to using either size of dart, it can be used like a shotgun if I load my slightly shorter half-length darts in series into the normal dart magazines.

Tbh I think that Jax might make Pomni abstract in tadc ep 8.

I have a bunch of chocolate from Halloween, and I want to use them to make one or more sculptures. So far my only good idea is the MELEE frame from -- GOLEM MAINTENANCE. -- Does anyone have any ideas?

Bro's entire personality is js that one guy in every anime who death stares everyone