Noahblast20

{} is such an awesome character from one of my favorite games. {} is so cool.

Most games: here’s the bugs we fixed
Idle games: Implemented Auto Super Battery Upgrades

Hello furries, gamers and lgbtq+ invdividuals, I wish you a nice evening.

Alignment chart. But it’s cutesy-realistic/wholesome-eldritch

Hello there Dark Matter from Kirby

Pnight

Hah, you might be asking why I’ve tied you up here.

Might create the fourth single’s sound for retro retreat later, idk.

Name a flavor that doesn’t go good with cherry.

Starving carp who need that piece of food in your hand right now because they haven’t eaten in the past eleven minutes in your area! (the carp association)

John madden, John madden, John madden, John madden.

Celeste is a great game. I have 30 strawberries. I’ve only played the first two levels. I am not going to replay a single one until I beat the game.

The ability to change someone’s physical form at will would solve several problems. (I couldn’t change it last second so now it’s this)

Imagine a world where you have to do magic in a language that isn't your own. any language, just not your first language.

Videocult: look at this spider centipede we created in our game where you win by commiting die.
Also videocult: let’s put a dating sim in rain world and make art of five pebbles in a catboy outfit.
(Do not ask me how I know any of these things)

Idk who needs to hear this. YOU ARE AWESOME! YOU ARE ABLE TO DO THAT THING!

Good morning… wait… what do you mean it’s 9:30?

Have you ever tried the in and out animal style burger and animal fries?

It would be very cool if I were to create something in collaboration with someone… but who would want to collaborate with me on anything?

Me: looking at the crypt of the necrodancer wiki
Cool icon: exists
Me: is this a dlc?
Steam: yes.
Me: WAIT WHAT?