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In my last thread, I made haikus for every vanilla boss. Now I am going to make haikus for every Calamity Boss. This took a lot longer than Expected, I wrote for at least 3 hours to make these I will likely publish more poems for Ancients Awakened then maybe another mod, Bye!

(Gtg)

Piloty Eavesdropps on the conversation and rolled a 16

"I see"

" "I would also like to know this"

"You make a good point" "Maybe Geo and Gamma Can help"

"I have some experience with this, I've been in 6 Plane crashes! The answer is simple, Make a ladder!"

"Your right, a Boeing 737 Would make a Loud noise, Say how many floors are in the tower?"

"I think that the plane either isn't here, or it hasn't crashed yet"

"So what is this place? I was flying a plane and then I was here".

"Nice to meet you too! I am Piloty"

(Oh) "Hello!"

Piloty Has arrived at the tower He opens the door

"hmm maybe i did not hear anything" Piloty walks towards the tower.

"Did I just hear somebody?"