pun_master_dusk

Bad joke of the whenever dusk forgets to post
Why did the scarecrows win a war?
Because he was outstanding in his field

pun of the day (day 46)
what did the fish say after it swam into a wall?
dam.

I think I failed the math test

pun of the day (day 45)
how did the picture end up in jail?
It was framed.

pun of the day (day 44)
did you hear about the broken pencil?
it was pointless.

made a random drawing

pun of the day (day 43)
a pun enters a room and kills ten people.
pun in, ten dead

pun of the day (day 42)
why do high school girls like to travel in groups of odd numbers?
because they can’t even

pun of the day (day 41)
my pet snake is 3.14 feet long. it's a πthon

How many achievements is considered a lot

pun of the day (day 40)
a man sued an airline company for losing his luggage. sadly, he lost his case.

puns of the day (days 38 and 39)
don’t interrupt someone work intently on a puzzle. chances are you’ll hear some crosswords.
the machine at the coin factory stopped working. we don’t know why. it doesn’t make any cents.

Insanity = killing 10 Moon Lords at the same time

puns of the day (days 36 and 37)
if you see an apple store get robbed does that make you an iWitness?
broken pencils are pointless.

pun of the day (day 35)
if a kid won't take a nap, is that "resisting a rest"?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY...

pun of the day (day 34)
what do you call a broken can opener?
a can't opener

pun of the day (day 33)
i keep trying to start exercising, but it just isn’t working out

pun of the day (day 32)
what do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
a cat-has-trophy