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  • YO YO IT’S SANTA, FIRST NAME YOB, SPITTING SOME OF THAT FIRE FROM ME CAVERNOUS GOB...
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    Qui Devorat
    Qui Devorat
    TIS THE SEASON FOR JOLLIES
    AND GET WASTED WITH YER NOGGIN’
    WHILE I GRAB MY CHRISTMAS TREE
    TO GIVE THAT ANGEL A SNOGGIN’
    I’M SPACED OUT LIKE NASA
    AND YER BOI ARMSTRONG
    BUT TONIGHT WE WILL GO FURTHER THAN HE HAS
    WITHOUT EVER TOUCHING A BONG
    WE’LL ALL REMEMBER THESE TWO DAYS
    AND I WON’T BE A LIAR
    FOR IT’LL ROCK ME TO GENTEEL SLEEP
    FACE FIRST IN THE MACDONALDS’ FRYER
    Qui Devorat
    Qui Devorat
    AND AS I BURN MY FACE A NEW :red:
    YOU’LL BE DRUNK ON LIQUOR AND CHEER
    SO WITH A SKINLESS MUG AND SOME EGGNOG TO CHUG
    I WISH YE MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
    So, if everyone here were to wake up tomorrow with the superpowers of their OCs with both burdens and boons, how would you feel?
    Daikonradish
    Daikonradish
    ... Like I can go for a night on the town! I'll try not to cause too much collateral damage! `:D
    TriforceShard
    TriforceShard
    So I would basically become Link with a shovel? There are worse fates I suppose...
    CometStreakTheDragon
    CometStreakTheDragon
    I’d probably be the most powerful fluffy blue kangaroo dragon with a teenage mind that lives with the body of a 5 year old child. Because I can manipulate reality. Of course, I would be weak against being whacked by a tree branch. And probably become a pet to anyone who shows care and love for me. Sadly I would have to live even past the time when heat death in the universe occurs. Also, paws. And fluff.
    Allow me to write you a poem: "What the :red:."
    The end.
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    Qui Devorat
    Qui Devorat
    Ditto

    BOI YOU KNOW ZILCH ABOUT THE PHRASE OF SCAT
    THE SISTER AND BROTHER OF THE LOVELY WORD “SHAT”
    SO I’LL TAKE A NICE BIG DUMP RIGHT ON YER CAT
    AND YET US ALL SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT

    S IS FOR SHARTING (WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH THAT SWORD)
    H IS FOR HUMPING (PAGE 3 GIRLS WHEN YOU’RE BORED)
    I IS FOR IMMORAL (THE PUNISHMENT CALLED THIS RHYME)
    T IS FOR TACO BELL (WHICH YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE HAD THIS TIME)
    RainbowDrago
    RainbowDrago
    thank you for enlightening me
    FlyKip
    FlyKip
    I feel inspired
    Destiny 2 costs too bloody much for a somewhat similar experience. I’m gonna wait until I get the bastard for twenty instead of fifty five
    CometStreakTheDragon
    CometStreakTheDragon
    Eh, I pre ordered it for 106 dollars for the two expansions if I include taxes.
    Hit me up with a poem like the good old days
    Qui Devorat
    Qui Devorat
    Ok
    Tis another Drago Christmas
    And all around the block
    Everyone was sleepless and hearing
    Drago dry hump his sock
    But Drago had learned his lesson
    From his snowman escapades
    And tempers his lecherous self
    By going on lingerie raids.
    But tonight was Christmas Eve
    So Santa was on his way
    And so he slept with Sock-Sempai
    Until it was finally Christmas day...
    Qui Devorat
    Qui Devorat
    He was so excited he did the splits
    And got hemhorroids for weeks
    Because he got a huge present
    And ‘twas an Xbox this boy seeks.
    Qui Devorat
    Qui Devorat
    But as soon as he opens his gift
    He shrieks in displeasure and fright
    For inside there was only a note
    “IT’S YOB SANTA ERE ALRIGHT
    MY LITTLE HELPERS HAVE BEEN SAYING
    YOU’VE BEEN DOING SOCK PUPPETS ONCE AGAIN
    SO I’VE GIVEN YE :red: ALL THIS YEAR
    AS FOR NEXT YEAR, MAYBE THEN
    THAT SHOULD CURB YOUR TENDENCY
    WHICH EVERY ELF IN THE WORKSHOP MOCKS
    SO UNTIL NEXT TIME USE THE PRESENT WRAPPING
    IN PLACE OF PEOPLE’S SOCKS.”
    Be careful what you wish for, for if you are not resolute over the solutions to your insecurities, it will cost you.
    Well it seems that the cancer has got the better of my mum and she now only has months to live. I’m hoping it’s a miscalculation.
    darthmorf
    darthmorf
    There's not really much I can say that with ease what you must be feeling but know we're here for you.
    E X P A N S I O N P A C K
    E X P A N S I O N P A C K
    There is only one thing I can say... Press F to pay respects.
    neoselket
    neoselket
    Aww, i'm sorry... :( I'll be praying for you guys. If you need anyone to talk to, i'm always open.
    Tell me a joke about trees please
    Qui Devorat
    Qui Devorat
    If I strain hard enough and eat some Taco Bell, my arse muscles burn and crush it into coal
    Last time that happened I gave some fat bearded dude with alzheimers payback for pissing down my chimney
    Commander Crocket
    Commander Crocket
    if you're looking for jokes and puns, you're asking the wrong dude ;)
    Qui Devorat
    Qui Devorat
    Yeah
    He specialises in poking fun at his own microbial meat wallet after he got it stuck in a window flashing the cashier at the nearby subway
    Wonder how TOW is getting along? It’s been a long time since we’ve heard from pipeworks about to have a crack at it...
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    Qui Devorat
    Qui Devorat
    Oh I thought you were referring to some faraway post you made on your own profile.
    ChaoticFlame 多情
    ChaoticFlame 多情
    To be frank: if the team has been so shy to share any information regarding the development of TOW, its future is uncertain. They're probably not confident with the current state of the game. We originally thought that it would be released in 2016, a year after the 1.3 update for PC hit, but then it was postponed to 2017, and now...
    Qui Devorat
    Qui Devorat
    Yeah, it’s not looking good is it
    Aye, ye look like a man had some surgery gone wrong and instead got the face of a deranged walrus like yer mum.
    Nothing beats bonfire night like lighting a Roman candle and watching it fly through my neighbour’s bathroom window and nail him in the wang
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