Qui Devorat

This particular Wednesday,
I wish you a happy birthday,
So that one and only, Qui Devorat,
Gets a good Team Fortress 2 hat.

Thank you for the birthday gifts, in return I shall give Drago after he ate Taco Bell and broke his toilet https://imgur.com/a/3sbTY

Happy birthday pal . I hope you feel delight in every minute of your life.

Happy berthdae Qui.

I now bestow the blessing off 20 upon you. May you keep on making hilarious drago face reveals.

Happbipfh Quack.

Well, you've finally hit big twenty, and firmly taken your place by Grandpa Crocket's side as an honorary old man.

We've had some good times, and some slightly-less-than-good ones on account of how strange and unpredictable you can be, but it was all worth it, now that Papa Crocket gets to see you all grown up.

Happy 20th, Qui, and may you terrorise forum-goers with your eccentricity for years to come.

Welp, your boi Bojangler Jr.’s now twenny

Well today had an unexpected and unwelcome conclusion. Eh, at least it was solved quickly.

After some debate I got some back alley plastic surgeon to do me a freebie or I’ll chuck him down the stairs. https://imgur.com/a/gKost

Finally, I have them. Thank God for trading. My road has drawn to a close and I am now ready for 1.3.

Are the reindeer bells even a thing on mobile?

I’ve seen enough of feminist idiots and SJWs on twitter to safely say that when your morality goes bankrupt, so does your intelligence.

Wonder what I’ll do for my birthday in five days time...

Really wish there was a way to domesticate or befriend a celestial tower. They look nice hanging over the environment and I hate killing em

Got that crimson ax banner, although, it was a bit on the glitchy side. Ah well, service with a smile at least. https://imgur.com/a/nOksN

ING, FINALLY! I have all three frost moon trophies on iOS.

Despite not really wanting to talk about mobile 1.3 much, I will say this: Music Boxes need to be a thing again.

You know, sometimes, you feel that you never want the game to end. Of course, it’s the inevitable sooner or later, but it still hurts.

It has come to my attention that more wildfires are turning California into scorched earth. If any of you lot live there, watch your arse.