"This is not a cannon."
-Swordbomb, May 16th, 2016
"I'm tiny in comparison!"
-Kitkat The Fat Cat, July 18th, 2016
"I sexually identify as a blueberry."
-GawenStarTeller, July 29th, 2016
"And here's this Aggron,
seven levels higher than him, but he's still slower than my Lanturn who's a

ing toaster."
-GawenStarTeller, August 23rd, 2016
"Live life as you so choose
And if they don't like it
They can shove it up their

"
-Devon, December 14th, 2018
"Imagine being so insignificant that your world is called
Extra Planet."
-GawenStarTeller, January 30th, 2019
"YOU CAN'T USE TRIVIA YOU LEARNED FROM CURIOUS GEORGE AGAINST ME!"
-GawenStarTeller, June 3rd, 2019
"'Assassin.' You know, there was a time I didn't know how to spell that. I thought: 'No way it's spelled "

-

-In."'"
-GawenStarTeller, December 19th, 2019
"You can't be the most empathetic person if you only gravitate to the people who are clearly the victims in a situation.
Empathy is about gauging the emotions of
everyone in a situation and trying to figure out how both sides must be feeling, regardless of how much emotion they're currently presenting.
It's been getting on my nerves lately how a lot of people claim to be open-minded but also insist that the perpetrators of immoral acts commit suicide or burn in hell without a moment's consideration for how they may be feeling or what lead them to take such actions.
Every person is a person. And; despite what a lot of people may tell you, it's entirely possible to not hate somebody for doing something bad while still making sure they get the punishment they deserve for it."
-GawenStarTeller, May 16th, 2019
"Being depressed and being angry both suck but a least when you're angry you have the energy to do stuff."
-My Mom, August 4th, 2020