Tachytaenius
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Tachytaenius

Skeletron Prime, Male, from London

feed me the past May 5, 2019

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    1. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      The only swear words I think should stay as swear words are those that are used against a set of people (N and C.) ":red:" is often [cont.]
      1. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        used against women but... y'know, female dogs? It's useful in a way that the C word isn't useful when it comes to finding a word for :red:.
        Dec 28, 2017
    2. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      I'm in one of those rare, truly good moods!
      1. Myu
        Myu
        im jealous.
        Dec 26, 2017
      2. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        Oh, don't worry. It goes at the drop of a hat.
        Dec 26, 2017
    3. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      Happy Christmas, everyone! May it be as :red:ens-like as possible.
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    4. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      To the queen! God bless 'er. *Dies.*
      1. Anth7150
        Anth7150
        Ok.
        Dec 22, 2017
      2. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        Worms: Armageddon, FYI.
        Dec 22, 2017
    5. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      I've been reading up on how the war on the Thargoids in Elite was ended. My God...
    6. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      icantdealwiththisanymore
    7. Tachytaenius
      1. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

        i was indeed rejected
        Dec 11, 2017
    8. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      just got krita. enjoying the idea of using 16-bits for R, G and B even if i presumably cant see it
    9. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      sentient catnip bomb
    10. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      can you, like, please not TOCCH SPAGOOTTE?
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      2. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        toocc bolognayse, ¬spagoot, kk?
        Dec 6, 2017
    11. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      When I want to learn something from the internet, I often enjoy browsing those good old web 1.0, geocities-like personal pages the most.
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      3. Qui Devorat
        Qui Devorat
        I haven’t learned anything since I was in school
        Picture me, young Quee, 5, and finally gotten over the day I cut my tongue off trying to imitate Gene Simmons with a strimmer, listening while sneaking in a chipolata sarnie and watching a documentary the teacher had put on about the pH scale. I was so surprised that I spat out my sausage and knocked her out cold
        And that’s how I learned to noscope people with food
        Dec 4, 2017
      4. altermaven
        altermaven
        oh don't get me started with that.

        one of my maps is still one of my biggest regrets. mainly because I pissed off everyone with an engbat version of it..

        simply put, it's Quake TeamFortress, and a version of said map (ache14eng.bsp) means only engineers allowed.

        turns out the server really didn't like engbat.
        Dec 4, 2017
      5. altermaven
        altermaven
        oh, right, webpages. Sorry, I'm on a tangent. I remember the old geocities days, but oh woe if I was ever part of a 'webring'. Didn't like the idea.
        Dec 4, 2017
    12. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      *depressed fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhp*
    13. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      sponges are made of semen that has been processed in a centrifuge (that's a pun btw)
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      2. Butterfly8
        Butterfly8
        I guess this does share one thing with the actuality of the matter (with natural sponges at least): they are both alive. Or at least, were.
        Dec 3, 2017
      3. Butterfly8
        Butterfly8
        You could probably make a worse/better joke with "seamen" though.
        Dec 3, 2017
      4. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        i assume you got it :p
        Dec 3, 2017
    14. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      we have to leave fast : we must depart with haste : we must exit with momentum : we must vacate the premises with great kinetic energy
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    15. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      Decency (derived from intentions) -- Intelligence (not how much you know) -- Animalistic Features (good looks, strength [cont]
      1. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        other genes and also, although not QUITE animalistic: hygiene)

        in order of most important to least important, those are what i believe make a person worthy of socialising with.
        Dec 1, 2017
    16. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      Y'may've seen my stuff on "Epitomist virtues" in my signature. After stopping the giving of :red:s, and then giving a :red: about the [cont.]
      1. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        thing that made me invent Epitomism (Ultima,) after having stopped supplying that franchise with :red:s (I got back into it (ignoring the time travel.))

        So... I'm reworking the whole idea of virtues, and I've got:
        Dec 1, 2017
      2. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        sociality (part of the cloud of "am i sure i want this one, should i join them into one or ahhaaghagh i cant think)
        kindness (ditto)
        compassion (ditto)
        honesty
        justice
        patience
        temperance
        prudence

        ... charity? (but... 8 is a nice number)
        Dec 1, 2017
    17. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      PSA: Pi is actually a letter used in Greek spelling; it has a capital! (I get the feeling people don't know this?) Π and π (also drawn as ϖ)
    18. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      Controversial thought: Terraria's Font, Andy (Bold?), is ugly and comic-sansy, in a very inappropriate way
      1. tywilburn162001
        tywilburn162001
        could you explain the "Inappropiate" bit?

        i mean i get why you think its ugly and comic-samsy, but i dont see how its "Inappropiate".
        Nov 22, 2017
      2. FlyKip
        FlyKip
        Reminding you that Terraria came before Undertale
        Nov 22, 2017
      3. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        @tywilburn162001 it's because it's a proper video game that you buy and invest hours in. As a piece of art, the "playful" font seems inappropriate compared to other kinds of games.

        Also @FlyKip, yeah. I know. Sans didn't even enter my mind :p
        Nov 22, 2017
    19. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      WARNING: DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE CONTAINMENT UNIT. CONSUMPTION OF CONTENTS MAY CAUSE HYDRATION AND/OR URINATION.
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      3. FlyKip
        FlyKip
        So idiots think that it poses a threat to society but is in fact vital to survival?
        Nov 19, 2017
      4. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        is that in response to IY's comment?
        Nov 19, 2017
      5. FlyKip
        FlyKip
        Yes
        Nov 19, 2017
    20. Tachytaenius
      Tachytaenius
      Chrome supports APNG! Death to GIF!
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      2. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        Also... why do browsers and other things that view images use interpolation by default when scaling?
        Nov 16, 2017
      3. Tachytaenius
        Tachytaenius
        I seem to remember some monty python sketch about men lining up to kill their wives or something idk

        what

        dont ask
        Nov 19, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    August 24
    Home Page:
    http://rollennia.uk
    Location:
    London
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    Gamer
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    1. [] Horses
    2. [] Nameable/resummonable pets/summons/mounts. (This one doesn't make much sense unless you reread it tonnes of times.)
    3. [] Better Tree Growth
    4. [] Skroth
    Epitomism prayer:
    May I strive to one day become the Epitome of the four Principles: Love, which is Compassion and Loyalty, Truth, which is Honesty and Justice, Courage, which is Valour and Perseverance, and Thoughtfulness, which is Logic and Openness.
    Met him at a tuition centre.

    Chatted about common interests and stuff.

    Eventually became actual friends.

    Skyped, chatted, had fun.

    (He's a vegan, too. Also very, very paranoid. (Relevant.))

    Eventually, after my computer's plug was pulled while it was on (not by me,) he convinced me that such an event puts spreading corruption all over a computer and the only thing left to do was a factory reset, mostly out of his paranoia.

    Yeah, I did that. That was when he realised he could, well, do anything with me. Really manipulative guy, and a total :red:.

    Things ranged from: temporarily making me a :red:ing MORAL VEGETARIAN, miscellaneous :red: that I can no longer remember (it's been two years since I first met him) and, manipulatively making me (I'm weak, obviously, but oh well) waste my own time watching stupid videos about vegan crap, and worst of all...


    The Roboduck stuff.


    Okay, so basically, there used to be this weird chat-bot AI thing on some website that the bastard introduced me to, and it was rather humorous. But later, after he'd devised his master plan, he began to send me weird, unstructured messages through Skype. Obviously, it was just him, being all manipulative and evil, but after receiving an e-mail about how he tried to use a "Roboduck plug-in for Skype, but it backfired and is now gaining intelligence and doing bad things, across sites, too." He sent me "instructions on how to deactivate him," something that the bastard couldn't do because his account had been hijacked by Roboduck. I was sent to post spammy messages on his favourite message boards and stuff, like "noodles" or some :red:. Frankly, it was weak of me to believe any of this. He (yes, he, although indirectly) even got me to get myself suspended multiple times from one chat site, once for a year, and for a year again (I'm currently serving the beginning of that one for "bringing up the story," or so the moderators of that site thought.) He used the forum of a game I introduced him to, StarMade, to get me to get myself a disconcerting reputation everywhere.


    So where are we now? A point where most of my memories with him have just... disappeared. I'm letting this out, and I do want to, and I quote my mind, "rip and tear his guts," but I won't, as that wouldn't really be worth it. And I probably wouldn't be capable, shamefully.

    Also, he tried to get me to give him the IP of one of my friends, and lower my trust with him by faking the idea that he had been non-stop pinging the bastard.

    Unfortunately, I decided to keep his name disclosed. I know, I know, it sucks, but yeah.
    How about going for @ImmortalWisp's trend of cute, pixelated running animals?

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